Original Submission by Snookems
I would like to nominate Ashford in kent as Chav central.I have lived their
in the past and think possibly 90% of people their follow the chav
culture.Best spotting points are the ring road around the town,(featured on
ITV news when young chavs said they wouldn’t stop racing round it and if
someone ends up on their bonnet they dont care).Mcdonalds is also a sure
chav watch experience.Chav cars can easily be spotted because most display a
windscreen stip reading “www.ringroadracers.com”
At Mcdonalds young chavs and chavettes try to hitchhike a lift off the more
mobile chavs to the nightclub accross the motorway M20.The owners of
probably the chaviest nightclub in the uk have thought of a brilliant name
that really stands out they called it M20.
Chav’s clothing needs have been well catered for with the opening of the
massive Mcarthur Glen outlet centre.It is supposed to be a designer clothing
outlet but truthfully is just a collection of sportswear shops.A complete
chav’s wardrobe can be purchased under one roof.
I worked for possibly the chaviest company in the uk,Called Coty UK(better
known now as Rimmel London the make up company).Chav’s who feel like a bit
more money in their pocket than dole pays can easily find brain dead work
here.They can also have plenty of playtime with 5 weeks holiday and an
average company sick time of 8 weeks a person in 2001.Most employees are
related and it was not uncommon for couples to do a complete partner swap
but still work under same roof as if nothing ever happened.
Chav housing consists of a council estate called Stanhope.It has a road that
completely rings it which is ideal for young chavs to practice their racing
skills before they move to the town centre.The various sized houses sit in
the middle of this circular road and have tower blocks of flats blocking
them from the ring road.Infact the design looks like they may have been
trying to contain the chavs with this design as it looks very similar to a
fortress.
Places of intrest arent very plentiful in ashford.Victoria park in the
centre of ashford could be quite bueatiful but unfortunatly has been taken
over by Chavs and kosivans who exchange their various drug and drink
cocktails until it breaks out into a fight over who will bed the underage
chavettes anxiously waiting by the fountain.
Chaviest bloke I meet was a real loser he was 24 with 3 kids from two 16
year old girls.He drove a diesel peugeot 405 sprayed swimming pool blue
with “It’s Rude to Stare” in letters 2 feet high stretching the length of
the car.He also held the record for being absent at work with one year
having an amazing 4 months off at various stages in the year.To fund his
chav mobile he had to work nights a Pizza delivery firm which paid him
enough to put diesel in for the endless runs round the ring road.Although he
had 4 months off at his day job he actually never missed a night at the
pizza place due to him being scared of his boss.
Chaviest girl I met got married to a local big time chav.To her Burberry was
king and she took great pleasure in telling everyone how her brother was
doing time on the Isle of sheppy for refugee kicking.The chaviest thing she
did was fly to florida to stock up on sports gear and find a pair of Reebok
Classics in her size.Although florida prices are cheaper when you take into
account travel a trip to the Mcarthur Glen chav centre would have been more
sensible.She also had a shock with Reebok prices as they were actually more
as the product is made in the UK and shipped to the States.She also had a
burberry jacket something that must be quite rare.Her motto “buy now pay
never just borrow more to pay off what you owe”
Ashford is also home to possibly the biggest chav supporter in the UK.He is
a Turkish man who owns the Perfect Pizza shop in the town.This Pizza outlet
is more like a bank and lends more money than the towns Natwest branch.At
Perfect Pizza young chavs can come and take an advance on wages to buy a
razzed up chav mobile.They then use this vehicle to deliver pizzas for him
for nothing.It soons becomes a vicious circle because the car blows up
before the debt is repaid therefore making them borrow more to get mobile to
repay the rest of the debt.Perfect Pizza has also branced out into property
letting with the Turkish owner purchasing affordable housing in the 10% of
ashford that isnt under chav control.Chavettes can work in the pizza shop
making pizzas to help pay for some of their rent.This is also a good way of
socalising with the chav racing delivery drivers.Tax payer then funds the
whole rent as all work is done strictly cash in hand.
Wow, you do talk a lot of shit. There are a lot of wankers in Ashford, not just inbred chavs. And as for the “Coty” comments, you yourself worked there so you can’t really criticise it, otherwise you are a chav too, right? And anyway, how can a workplace be “chavvy” when chavs don’t work? I don’t like chavs, I’ve not come across a nice one. I just think your excessive use of the word and lack of knowledge on the subject make you look stupid.
just come across this site by sheer unfortunate luck and would just like to say that ashford isnt the worst place to live and if you small minded oppinionated people actually picked your lazy dole bludging arses up of the greasy sofa your sitting on and went to have a look at ashford personally you would see exactly what its all about. oops my mistake iam sure you have a phd in sociology and are a high paid surgeon. lol. bollocks ur a TWAT that likes to judge the world on your pathetic little existance. f**k off and get a job….
Trashford?
AshfordFan:-
So, that girl, she shouldnt use public transport.. because She’s looking for trouble!” public transport is being sensible and everyone should feel safe.
You dont have any common sense and your trying to lecture people on it. I just came across this website by chance and AshfordFan must have the brain of a pea.
@ Ashfordfan… awww diddems a few people spoke up about how they felt and you got so offended you started calling them short sighted and narrow minded.
Your comment
“You can either look to criticise or improve places/situations i choose to try to improve. If you dont want trouble then dont go places asking for it, bloody common sense!!”
I think your comment is pathetic… The girl who mentioned the train story… she was simply using public transport.. how can see not criticise that situation with some brute swearing at passengers and being a prat. OH I KNOW YOU CAN IMPROVE THE SITUATION. LOL Wow your a real wet fish Ashford Fan..
Having read the above comments i have found myself laughing, some peoples use of language and way of thinking is unbelievable. Everywhere has chavs, i spent time in rome where some of the worlds finest artifacts are covered in grafitti, i imagine carried out by the unsavory amoung us, and yet we can still argue it is one of the finest places in the world!! Ashford has its plus and negative points, my point is that everywhere does.
I have lived in ashford for 26 years and the parts worth seeing are some of the best in Kent, the surrounding villages and countryside are well worth seeing, the town centre is ever improving with the new ring road and the new shopping complex. If you hang around at Victoria park then yes you will meet chavs, how ridiculous to claim that all of ashford is tarred by this brush? And as for the train story, my god ive experienced such events in several places. You can either look to criticise or improve places/situations i choose to try to improve. If you dont want trouble then dont go places asking for it, bloody common sense!!
Narrow minded, short sighted and a part of the problem would be my definition of EmoMike, Louise Aviance and especially the pointless rant of Snookems.
Comment aimed @ “What a waste of time”
Actually i think you are the narrow minded individual!
Just because someone points out things about someone else or their environment does not mean they are it! If i suspect someone is a lesbian or a homosexual does that make me one!? NO im merely stating what i believe.. which could be supported by evidence… what i’ve seen/ how i feel about that person/ the way they behaviour/what i’ve been told/ what they dont me.
So……….since you have apparently lived in ‘Ashford’ your entire life it seems you need to venture out a bit more.
You’ll probably a chav yourself too consumed by your own environment.. oblivious to what’s really going on around you. Why don’t you pick up a news paper.. really look at your surroundings.. talk to other people and see how Ashford is not all glitter.
Lol all of you are. Every place has chavs, and obviously Snookems is so retarded they didn’t see all the other people, who aren’t chavs. I live near Ashford, go to school there, and don’t plan to move away, because there is a shit tonne of great stuff about Ashford but everyone seems to focus on the worse bits.
I’m well aware Ashford is not all glitter, but you obviously have no idea about it at all, cos which city has the highest population in England? London. Where does most of the crime in the newspapers happen? London. But London isn’t chavvy, yes there are chavs, but there are in every place. Deal with it.
Oh my! I cannot believe that some “Chav” himself, has wasted enought time to write a load of rubbish on here! I would like to just point out that:
1. your spelling and grammer is awful
2. I have lived in Ashford all my life and have never come across “chav’s” that you refer to! I must stress, if you know these places and have “met” these so called chav’s then surely you are one yourself!! Right!?
Please, what a narrow minded individual!
Not too f**king clever with your own grammer are you?
waste of time? You are more a waste of space!
That chav hater is an absolute tosser
I was getting the train from Ashford Interational to Canterbury West station today at around 9.00am when this unsavory delinquent 18 year old boarded the train from ‘trashford’
You could actually hear him before you saw him as his tone of voice was deafening. He spent the whole entire journey attached to his mobile phone and talking or rather ’shouting’ in the same tone. He conversation was unberable and he was boasting to his friend on the end of the call about his ’sexual motives’ and ’sexual activitys’ with girls whilst plagueing the carriage with indecent and totally innaporiate language.
Not only did he stop at that….ohh noo.. but he was actually quizing random female passengers on the train about their ’sexual history’ and in all being a real ‘twat’ excuse my french.. erm sorry i mean ‘chav’ ! Besides that he was commenting on all the girls around him to his no doubt equally chavy ‘mate’ and i lost count of how many swear words were used throughout.
Honestly he was the very definition of ‘trash’ the ENTIRE carriage, old and young found out more about him including his ’sex life’ or ’scum life’ – ( more fitting).. than we ever cared to know..
I hope he reads this.
‘Unsavory delinquent’? Really? And hasn’t it occurred to you that he might not even live in Ashford? But everywhere you go you’ll get these retards who think it’s cool, so don’t blame it on Ashford.
BL00DY ASHFORD!
place is a craphole!
lived here all my life.
everyone of my friends has been mugged by chavs, who always jump ppl in victoria park, in about a group of atleast 5 and kick the crap out of some poor short guy, steal their stuff, and go and tell everyone how they beat em up alone. psh.
all of them are c0cks!
should all be shot!