Boston Chav City
I hereby put forward my nomination for the Chav capital of the UK as Boston, Lincolnshire. After travelling around much of the country, I have noticed that most towns have a good share of baseball cap wearing, Eminem criminal wanabees and hoop earinged, gum chewing little slags. But only one place to me seems especially built as a breeding ground for these human larvae.
An important part of Chav development is a poor quality of education. The local schools try in vain to battle against the dominance of the Chav parent. The gathering of cigarette smoking mothers waiting outside Carlton Road School are a prime example. I once saw a child waiting with his mother, playing with a piece of rubbish. The mother was obviously concerned and chose to set the child right…
“GIT ‘ERE OR I’LL GIVE YA A BASTARD PUNCH!”
The child was obviously kept out of school in order to get this special ‘at home’ education. My brother also experienced the ‘underclass’ while walking by the school. A young mother was walking her kids back to the Fenside estate when one of them commented on my brothers attire…
“Look Mum! He isn’t even wearing sports gear!”
After dropping the future ASBO’s off at school, an absolute haven for the chav is Kwiksave, where the chavs sample culinary delights in the Kwiksave café. A nice large window allows you to show off your cheap ‘gold’ jewellery and home made tattoos, while wondering if the smell of sizzling lard is coming from your dripping food or if your non-stop smoking of fags is cooking your bloated body from the inside. Kwiksave is the perfect place for the chav, since it is next to the social security building AND the police station. So after a good old shouting and swearing session in both, you can go thieving some cheap rubbish from nearby WiseOwl or Scooby Doos without expending too much energy. If you have a heroin habit (and you probably do) then you will be desperate enough to travel further to Woolworths to get your filthy sticky fingers on some stuff to flog and Christmas presents for the ever expanding family. It is here around the centre of town that you will probably run into your kids that are wagging school and are taking the piss out of innocent passers by.
Boston also has to be Chav Central after its recent well publicised riot after England lost to France in Euro 2004. Drink has been blamed, BNP involvement has been blamed, though I can’t help but feel that the main reason is that a good skinfull and a punch up in a kebab shop are the major forms of weekend entertainment in Boston. This is a place where teachers are the enemy, the council is the enemy, police are the enemy and heroin and booze are your friends. What a bunch of scum.
Although I agree with much of what has been said I must point out that not all who live in this town are as described, some are the complete opposite.
There is a fraction that, although is currently small in compared to the majority, is growing in size and is filled with some of the most wonderful people.
Yes there is a chav problem but it is balancing itself out so I do how that people do not judge this town on an article made over 6 years ago.
M_H Aged 15
I meant hope* not how
yh wateva ya fukin freeks asif bostons tht bad it aint lyk u lot r making it out 2 b. so wat if it is tht bad get the fuk out of the town then if u dnt lyk it else us chavs will drive u out lyk we r doin now. ya lyk fukin dot cotton (exagerates) neways i gta do 1
Oh dear, why would you admit to that?
Makes me depressed.
Boston was where my father and his sister lived, I rememebr it when I was a kid, It used to be a nice place, Beautiful windmill and a quiet town. now…. Its hell. Sad to think that my Grandmother loved that place up till her death.
So sad but true, horrid little arseholes in twat caps sat outside the McDonalds on the same trading estate as Halfords on saturday chucking chips at passersby, one of the shitheads did it to me as I walked by, well remember the bit from “A fish called Wanda” I bet he was sniffing salt and vinegar for the rest of the day. PMSL