Chessington THE Chav magnet of the south.
Once a pleasant suburb, in recent years mass building of cheap housing association estates has caused it to become a shithole for the all the overspill scum from the sink estates of SW London to come and live.
This not only means a massive local Chav population but also during the summer months “Chessington World of Adventures” attracts Chavs from all over the country like flies to a turd. Take a stroll down the Leatherhead road at chucking out time at the park of an evening and marvel at the long procession of Chavs, Chavettes and Chav elders with their Chav brats winding their way back to Chessington South railway station in order to return to their lairs.
Not to be outdone or out staged by the antics of the Chav incomers the local Chavs run riot through the local streets whizzing round on their Scooters (with the really cool looking L plates) drinking, smoking dope, taking drugs, smashing shop windows, vandalising phone booths and spraying their “tags” right under the noses of Chessington’s new community police team.
A prime Chav spotting hot spot is Hook Parade which boasts a Tesco’s Express, Fish & Chip shop, Indian take-away, Pizza Hut, a post office for the teenage Chav mums to claim their benefits and an Asian off-licence which will happily sell fags and booze to all the under age Chavs that regularly congregate in packs outside.
Just round the corner from the off-licence is a service road for Woolworths and the other shops, where sitting amongst the litter, wheelie bins and waste from the chippie and Indian, Chav teens can often be found getting smashed on the alcopops they’ve bought from the off-licence, swearing shouting and generally abusing anyone that dares to confront them.
Other prime hotspots for finding Chavs in Chessington include:
Chessington Hall estate in Chessington
Chessington North Parade
The bus stop outside the White Hart pub
The bus stop at the Bridge roundabout (outside the Chinese)
The playground in Woodgate Avenue.
