The Apocalyptic End… and it doesn’t stop here!
Colchester, the unlikely centre of Chavsville! With a dilapidated bus station best serve their loitering habit and numerous off licenses and Wheatherspoon Bars they have been served a mighty Capitol in which to stretch their ever-expanding hive of Burberry. I argue that an Essex accent is a potent weapon especially when peppered with the liberal use of the ‘C’ word – an abhorrent prostitution of our fair language. Random, sporadic violence and record numbers of ‘ASBO’ (Anti-Social Behavior Disorder) are now the norm in this once great town. They laugh at the initiated, nay they cackle. Indeed to the untrained ear they seem to choke. Only this week a 14 year old boy/chimp in cap and polo shirt (do I need to tell you the collar was raised?) has been handed an ASBO and expelled from school for violence and disruption – there is no hope for him save a tidy jail cell!
Colchester is now overrun with the benefit-grabbing filth that are the Chav class. My usual tolerance of the under classes has abandoned me. Had the problem been contained in Colchester’s borders then I could rightly call myself, and other Tax paying subjects, a hero in a futile attempt to spare the nation from the cancer that is the Chav! Not so…
It appears they have established clans in all corners of our once fair Island. Now is the time to rise against the puerile monkeys, absent of brain! They have slowly indoctrinated themselves into our culture and are now so rife our very way of life is approaching its impending collapse!
I propose revolutionary change – indeed a political force with a manifesto designed to rid ourselves of this curse! Who’s with me?
Benjamin Rabbit 
KatiieBabiie 
Steve 
SimonStanier
Come on people sort it out, why dont the critics take a walk down the Greenstead once in a while and find out the facts for yourself. I live in a good area and I work on the Greenstead and before you start put down my comments with suggestions that I am a monkey that needs to go back to school, I am in fact studying a BA Degree!!! Since working in the Greenstead I have found the people on that estate to be some of the most open minded, non-judgemental, kind people I have ever met. Yes ok there are a few that need a kick up the bum now and again. But please before you get on your high horses get your facts straight.
Most amusing was a comment made by a certain “playboi-babe” suggesting that chavs are well-dressed. Clearly a ghastly young lady. These lower class scum are the reason why one is taxed so heavily if one can be bothered to work hard and get a decent job.
“Katiie Babiie” also enjoys making a few somewhat questionable claims. Based on the intellect displayed in her mother’s post here I very much doubt her daughter has the best life ever. It makes me livid that it is my parents, and other well-to-do citizens who are paying for people who offer nothing to society at all. Wonderful
I can tell by all your swearing that you are not exactly from the middle classes are you !
i find it highly amusing that ALL the people protesting against this don’t know how to spell. very strange, also, all of them have resorted to swearing, why is this? they all obviously very highly strung due to consuming far too much BOGOF coke/lemonade etc (actually it’ll be cherryade eh?)
if these people are protesting in such a pathetic way (lets face it, no-one is going to take you lot seriously when you can’t even spell your own names) why don’t they go back to school or, at the very least, buy a DICTIONARY??????????
Are you serious? Colchester may have a few chavs but most people from Colchester are not quite so petty! … I myself live on the Greenstead estate in Colchester and to be honest the reputation it and the rest of the town has is far from fair! … I’m a 19 year old who has grown up on the estate and as you can tell i myself have not been drawn into the ‘Chav’ like ways although a few years ago I have to admit I was a, so called ‘Chav’. People on both this estate and others with a bad name such as White City and Barnhall are actually decent people we are not thugs and we are not ‘Monkeys’ as you call us (which by the way you have no right to do!). Colchester/Greenstead is not a horrible place to be or live and the only reason we take offence is when we are called Filth, Scum or Monkeys as you are doing! I will admit one thing and that is that we know how to stick up for and look after ourselves and if people are offensive towards us what are we supposed to do? Let them get away with it? I think not! … Everyone who is making rude and unessasary comments about Colchester or Greenstead should come and live here for a week then maybe just maybe you pathetic little people will stop bitching about how dumb and violent we are if you were to see it for yourself from our point of view! Don’t sterotype people from what estate they live on its pathetic and immature! To be fair yes there is alot that goes on here that prehaps shouldn’t, drugs yes but you find that at any estate NOT just Greenstead and White City, Alcohole yes but again you will find that anywhere, Teenage mothers yes but again you will find that most places if you actually take the time to look around you for 5 minutes. If you get a chance take a look on other estates anywhere I’m pretty sure you will find almost the same everywhere. Stop sterotyping us as the vermin of the town because we aren’t, like everyone else we are just trying to get by, make a living and move on with our lives. Take this from someone who has actually grown up on Greenstead estate we are decent people we just don’t take shit from people and we do what we do to get by. Greenstead is a very misunderstood place with alot of troubled misunderstood people on it but if you look closely and take the time to get to know someone before judging them on what estate they are from you will find some good people and good friends who will be there for life … How many of you can say that about the estate you live on? Smart talk out the window cause now im pissed off! To be honest who are you to call us anything you set up basically a f**king hate site for Greenstead and Chav how fuking pathetic can you get! You need to get your life straight before you start slagging ours off! Yes im a greenstead girl and i always will be at heart i love this estate and i have the best friends a girl could ever ask for and yes there from the estate too! I just wanna say you people actually make me laugh and its you i feel sorry for you have obviously never lived or you would be on greenstead joining the party mate! Have any of you ever even been to or lived in greenstead??? I think not or you wouldnt be chatting shit about it! Your pathetic little … yes ima say it … Cunts! You have ni f**king right to say anything about us or the way we live or dress or act for that matter! Who the f**k do you think you are judging us? We have fun, we live our lives and everyday we get by while you do the same thing everyday get up go to work come home go to sleep woopwoop what a f**king life you have! And as for the teenage mother thing above ^^^ You obviously dont know alot of teenage mums from greenstead! I’m a f**king teenage mum from greenstead mate and my kid has the best life ever … My daughter is fed well she goes to school on time she has friends and is doing great! Oh and FYI (for you information for the thick as f**k people who cant work that out) im a size 8 not 18 so dont f**king sterotype us! I get up at 7am with my lil girl not 2pm and i make her anything she wants not free school meals, i take her to school not taxi and then tidy my house, which by the way is not payed for by the social, i then go to work not on job seekers or living through benifits, pick my girl up from school, help her with her homework not go to chicagos (now TP’s), go see friends or have friends over, cook dinner for me my lil girl my baby dad and friends not pizza or ketchup on toast, let my girl play for a while with her friends, tuck my girl into bed, tidy up, then have friends over until i go to bed with my man (who by the way is my baby dad not some random guy or my mates bloke) and i know alot of the teenage mums on the estate are the same so how dare you say any different! Maybe the ‘young’ mums where your from are how you described but dont judge others by your own standards mate! We take care of our children and make sure they are looked after well, we have support from friends and family and would never treat our children badly or put them in any situation which may put them in danger! Yes alot of us smoke but so does half the f**king country so f**king what! We make the best of what we have! You think that because we are from a certain area and live on a certain estate we are not as good as everyone else, to be honest most the people here are better in most ways. Probably better parents, better friends, better workers and better people! We dont sit on a f**king website all day slagging off some town or estate that we have probably never been to, never lived on and have no idea what its like. If we had a problem we will tell people we dont randomly bitch on a pathetic website! Leave Greenstead/Colchester alone the only f**king people who can comment on how it is are the people that actually live here and as you can see from above comment the people that live here no as well as i do and everyone else in town that we are not what you say we are! Your pathetic immature people who have no lives of their own so have to slag off other peoples lives. f**king rediculous! You are the cum your mum should have swallowed not us so f**k Off!
what a load of bollocks you people are saying about colchester
ive lived here 3 years and your wrong about the town yes there are chavs and pikeys here and in greenstead well what shit your talking ive lived on the estate for a year nwo and its not ” chavsville” what bullshit yes sum chavs and benefit bums on the estate but dont talk out your f**king arse prob dont even f**king live in colchester
idiots!!
WILL U SHUT UR NOISE UR SIE COLCHESTA RUN THA ESSEX WERE THA GANGSTAZ U WNNA STOP RUNNIN UR MOUTH U SOPPY CUNTS
gud on ya gurl u say it ryt
look all u people think about is wat chavs luk lyk n how they act inront of mates. welll i kno bare people in colchester who yer … they r chavs but … one of them called lil sammy hes so sweet and he has such a heart. he hangs around in highwoods and places lyk that but he aint nasty or a skank hes so sweet and he means da world to me. i cudnt fall in love wd a skanky person whos nasty all da tym. people lyk goths shud get ther facts ryt mate people dislike goths just as muich as chavs they justdnt spend all ther tym ritin gay lil postits on ay lil wensites. they have betetr things to do in thertym. and also if some one wants to chew gum or smoke a fag wots fuckin rong wid it huh?? nufin absolutly jack shit whothe f**k r u commentin on what people eat or lyk to do . its them throwin away there lives n it aint up 2 u so fuckoff n leve chavs alone u stupid dickhead u need to sort it out and ry n mature alil bit. yehmayb u dnt lyk cxhavs but u dnt have to b outta orda bout em n mayb they do think der hard but they most probs r ne wayz and they wud beat da craop outta u so shut ur fuckin mouths cos if u wanna dis chavs doit to ther faces not on sum crappy website
love from stef xxxxxxxxxxxxx who loves all da sexy chavs out der in colchesta who she knows off msn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
very good. one likes the chav in a box with the lock on it
riite urm thing is yeh who cares about what people are wearing and tht i find it pretty sad even that a whole website has come up about a few people that have the same fasion sence .
i live in colchester basically and i dnt really pay attension and sit on a website and chat shit about a certain type of people that wear clothes that are in a sports shop!!!!
im with you all the way just let me get my paintball guns and il be ready, colchester used to be a really nice place before they all turned up i feel really sorry for anyone living there you litterally cant walk 5 ft down the highstreet without bumping in to a large group of them, im up for this revolution thing when are you planing it and can i be personally in charge of clearing up saffron walden
Not a more truthful word has been spoken. This once great town has indeed been overun by this foul pest. But, this infestation is no longer isolated to just specific areas anymore with the rise of the “Housing Association”. No these chav loving folk aid the spread of this cancer in our society.
As you all will know that when you go to see your lovely brand new house being built and you view the lovely artists impression of dreamland suburbia they fail to show you the picture of “Burbery Boy” next door with his driveway crammed with clapped out old motors and the usual chav faces standing on the corner waiting to pop round to score some drugs. No, in some vain hope, these do-gooders think that introducing this scum to “nice” areas will cleanse their filthy chav souls and turn them into hardworking, honest citizens. NO! eventually the nice people all move out and you end up with another big ugly tumour scarring a once great place! Death to the chav!
Count me in as well. It sounds terrible there mate!!. When did the chav phenommon startin Colcchester
I fully agree with this, but PIZZA for dinner???! Everyone knows that Greenstead mums only feed little Chantelle and Tyler ketchup on toast for their main meal of the day. Obviously this should be Happy Shopper or Tesco Value – the Heinz is for special occasions only (birthdays, xmas etc).
GREENSTEAD ESTATE enough said! Taking a journey on the bus to the capitol of Chavtown/Pikeyville aka Greenstead Estate is similar to taking the night bus in Brixton.
The single parent with 5 children by 5 different fathers regular day in Chavtown:
1 wake up late, with a hang over
2 put kettle on
3 smoke 5 fags
4 shout at the kids for not getting up on time
5 dont worry about making sandwiches as the kids have free school meals
6 drink 3 cups of tea and smoke another 5 fags
7 get children a taxi to school because you have to stay in watch trisha and smoke another 5 fags and drink coffee
8 sit down all day, smoke more fags and drink more coffee and talk to your mates that you go to Chicagos with about nonsence rubbish all day (friend whom has named herself a character from The Matrix)
9 get dressed at 2.45pm (this consists of size 18 jeans with angel or babe in diamonte along the backside and a rather small g string and a short top
10 get kids home feed them pizza from Happy Bettys and all sit in front of the TV for a quality family meal
11 change back into dressing gown with tea and coffee stains on it at 6pm
12 settle for the evening sending rude and suggestive text messages to your best mates husband/ex husband (one for you Lisa M)
You guys are almost Nazis… but right.
Make it three – none shall pass! Colchester has the chav nexus of The Greenstead Estate (surely a convincing arguement for the immediate resumption of atmospheric nuclear testing?) and the conjunction of The Magistrates court/council housing offices and the infamous “wall” in the high street (aka vomitarium). This summer has seen a fine display of the burberried pondlife in its natural habitat of the once fine high street now reduced to a mass of cruddy shops and chains.
The bombing begins in 5 minutes
I stand beside you, onegin101, in league against the Burberried horde.