Colne, famous for Wallace Hartly (the guy on the titanic i think), and for boasting the biggest paving stone in the world, wow what a place. A new boast of colne is that it actually spawned the race that is known as chav’s, colne is rife with them, driving up n down the ‘valley’ in their nova’s with hardhouse wank-core blaring out, and then meeting round the back of matalan for a top burn out or hanging outside dillions waiting for a none tarmacing, non burberry wearing people to terrorise! The theory that colne spawned townies is one that is often put forward by theorists, everyone is a tarmacing, burnley loving, BNP supporting, tracky wearing wanker, all related to each other as well, they say that the townie disease spread from colne, that is only a theory at the moment but could soon be proved to be correct after finding burberry check fossils in surrounding hills! If you do happen to be in the minority don’t go up colne at night, mosher or ‘goff’ beating is one of their favorite past-times before getting pilled up and going up the tower (favorite chav night out) or down burnley (another townie haven).
Basically it is a shit-hole, steer clear.
personaly i dont see the problem between the tsr an moshers/goth’s as long as there white! i used to be a skater and a so called “chav/townie” but all ive ever hated was pakis so BNP long live all white guys an girls ;p an fuck the pakis stop the white on white crime we should form together an kill the pakis!
shut up u silly mosher cunt u littal scruffy cunts walk round colne thinkin your ard but u no that us T.S.R boyz will just stab u up….. and buy the way we dont go outside dillans were iver outside the paky shop on glen street ore at mc ds ore kfc not at a fukin mosh pit and u give a bad name 2 smokin weed with ur littal silly joints if u ever kame down to the deathy spot ud get drown sill scruffy cunts if u lot wanna fight cum with your £6 fukin mosher jumpers off the markit and weel cum in our lacost ore prader trackeys silly cunts the tsr are on a mishon 2 get u and pakys out of colne and any chavs wanna no how to live up 2 the name cum to colne well show u TECHNO
pfft what you just said about no going anywhere without burberry is the biggest load of wank ive ever read……. ive lived in colne 2 year and i dont wear trackies or nothing like that, i have a few polo shirts with collars, but yet buy most skaters or moshers like yourself i am considered a chav? you are obviously a. a straight up loner, or b.a devil worshiper…….. the amount of times ive walked through colne/been out at night etc, not once have i had any trouble… your all talking bout problems with chavs and colne being a shit hole, go to brierstan and try living with muslims for 16 years then comeback and tell me colnes such a shit hole
i commpletly agree i fecin hate chavs. i liv in colne and day mega duz mi ed in. ya cannot go ne where if ya not wareing burburry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i got a chav arested i am so happy wit ma self (NOT) well i am classed as a mosha!!!!!!!!! so i will probs die afta this is seen by any chavs so, SO LONG MY FELLOW MOSHAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!