Well let me tell you that in Crawley there must be something in the air, every pushchair you see has its own underaged muva attatched. Its like the newest accessory, as well as those ugly pikey looking things round their necks. What the hell! Those cheap clown things, now who on earth would honestly want one?! You walk past the pikey version of H. Samuel and there all looking in the window, looking for their next dole investment.
I think I should open a jewellery shop with only clowns and those big pikey gold earing’s and sovereigns, and some burberry dummies, I would make a fortune!! How can these dole light’s afford all this gold?! Yes its probably cheap plastic, painted with gold nail varnish but still. Why is it that we go out 9-5 Monday to Friday to pay for the chav’s to have their Gold and Fags? And in Crawley town centre you know that decent shops like Topshop and Warehouse will be empty cos none of the chav’s can afford it. I love the way also they think their so hard smoking fags and swearing at their kid’s, I can’t help but burst into a rendition of ‘She’s a lady! whoo whooa whoo she’s a lady’. So Ive decided to go somewhere classy shopping this weekend cos I’m sick of being pushed and shoved in the shops cos ‘Kev & Lisa’ wanna get to the sale in Lidel. Rant over.

Original Submission by Aaron

I think crawley in sussex is the chaviest town in the uk because whenever you go there all you can see is white trainers burberry caps, ugly pikey munters. It seems you cant turn around without seeing a pikey with nothing better to do but sit around, smoking, drinking, laughing with their terrible nil education laughs and gappy rotten teath, holering at passing girls who’d just as soon screw them, have their child, and end up on Trisha. the best place to catch them in Crawley county mall, you’ll recogise them when you see looped earings that rest on their hips, let alone on their shoulders.