Ahh, Croydon – king of all chav towns, famous for finishing in the Top 10 of the Crap Towns and being the only town to feel “robbed” by their finish… A place famous throughout the UK for being a scum hole and got beaten by somewhere like Telford in it’s bid to become a shitty, erm.. sorry a city.. Chavs come from far and wide to worship at the pikey temple that is the Whitgift Shopping Centre, a place that has more McDonalds, KFC’s and Burger Kings than any other place on the planet – many a chav family can be seen having their Sunday lunch in one of these fine eateries. A massive TKMax is handily situated close to these food outlets so one can combine the eating and fake burberry shopping without walking too far and therefore reducing the chances of being spotted by the DSS and getting their fraudulent disability claims pulled. Lots of sport shops for the classic nike trackie bottoms and reebok classics combo, and many “up-market” clothes shops such as Budwals where you can buy Hackett, Nicholson and Lacoste gear at “wicked” prices.
However, night-time is when Croydon really comes into it’s own. The younger chavs are usually on their way home due to their curfew/electronic tags/time to feed the baby and this is when the older chavs (i.e: 15-20 yr olds) decide to descend on the Croydon “strip”. Yes, like Veronica’s in Tenerife, Croydon has a long road full of classy establishments such as the Goose on the Market (which not only has chavs flocking there in number for the cheap drinks but also has the scum bags from Surrey Street Market lowering the tone) and McKluskeys, a place so chavvie that a bouncer was recently gunned down in a “drive-by”. Reports that the shooter was in a souped-up Fiesta are unconfirmed…. You do have the more up-market bars such as Yates, Edwards and Tiger Tiger but these are inaccessible for most chavs due to their over 21’s/only older scumbags policy. Last but not least there is the infamous Blue Orchid nightclub which has people from as far and wide as Bromley, Streatham, Sutton & Essex (!) queuing up to get in and rophy’ed up.
Throw in the “Rude Boy/Gangsta” element that also plagues this delightful place and you really do have the Chav Town! Luckily, I managed to escape 2 years ago but I still travel back every so often just to get a bit of “reality”. If anyone wants to see chavs in their natural environment and run the risk of getting mugged, stabbed, raped, glassed, shot or just plain “dissed” then come down to Croydon, it’s even got Chav trams which are free to chavs until they get caught by the ‘gadgets’ (inspectors)! Enjoy! For more proof check out a fellow Croydonians website: http://members.aol.com/slunksoma/front.html
Hi all,
I myself have recently escaped the chav infested shit hole known as Croydon, I do agree there are some “okay” parts of croydon i.e . purley, coulsdon, caterham and south croydon. but on a whole the entire area is just a chav paradise which only asset is the house of fraiser, the worst place I have ever seen in my life. I am glad I got away, I actually feel ashamed that my family still live there and that I actually have to visit the chav filled robbery/knife crime capital of the world.
I actually have some ex friends who live in croydon but they are f**king chavvy as f**k too so i dont even bother with them anymore, they actually think they will go somewhere in life by selling weed and claiming benefits LOL.
Oh well thats the end of my rant on the c**t infested place, thanks for reading!
f**k CROYDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve lived near Croydon for around 30 years, and it’s no worse than at any other time. My parents said it was a dangerous place to be in the late fifties/early sixties due to Mods and Rockers.
Surrey Street has always been dodgy, and the Whitgift has always been tatty one way or another. Yeah, Purley and South Croydon are posh, always have been, whereas West Croydon and Thornton Heath are -to be polite about it – disadvantaged areas.
Chavs have invaded umpteen towns and Croydon is just one of them.
‘imitmidated’: I think you mean ‘intimidated’. Can you spell or are you on crack, you parasitic chav scum.
Surprised you can see your keyboard to type seeing as your head’s so far up your arse.
There aren’t any chavs in Croydon. I pride myself on the fact that if me and my mates saw a proper chav giving it the large in Croydon high street, we’d beat the shit out of him. Chav free, surely?
Doesn’t that make you a bit of a chav yourself?
Who ever wrote this article has clearly never been to Purley or the parts of Caterham that are part of the borough of Croydon (and before you argue they have CR postcodes so they are part of Croydon) where the houses can cost well up to and over £1 million pounds. Also the fact that there are two very well known private schools and also some public schools that are very high up on the national league tables clearly indicates there are some positive elements.
I suggest whoever wrote this should do some proper research in future as not only is this article highly inaccurate (The Blue Orchid) has been closed for years) it is also highly offensive to brand an entire borough as Chavs.
I come from Croydon and have 12 GCSEs, 3 Alevels and am working towards a degree. I work 30 hours a week and pay for everything I have including my flat. I’m no Chav.
Surely not. Is you lying bruv?
I hate people who assume that every lone parent must be a chav-such ignorance…& most of these degenerates (like the rambling retard who calls itself “chav massacre”)cant even bloody spell,what audacity they have to knock others when theyre clearly thicker than pigs shit!!!!
Reading through these notices the one thing i find stands out more than anything is that at least 2 people from “the best boarding school” in south London can’t even spell, you call strangers chav’s but I bet they can spell better than you, your parents should have save their money from your private education and bought you a hoody instead.
I say, it seems the comments thing is malfunctioning. This is supposed to be one of the most -commented upon stories, but there are no comments. Other stories have nothing but spam entries. Is there a secret password to access them?
Croydon is nowhere near as Chavvy as Stockport.
Are you joking?
Absolutely spot on description! We should just let these people die! Why waste our tax money treating scum like that.
Right on
well thats good and makes a valid point but really if you want to see chavs in natural enviroment if you want to be stabbed rabed mugged ect come down to selston it must be the worst place besides nottingham for chavs in the world. i came up with the solution that chavs orgionate from nottingham lol
Meadows has to be one of the ugliest estates I’ve ever seen.
You are the most boring person I have ever enountered.
Shut up you drooling mong twat.
Thank God there are still people left in the world with sense reading some of the great chav onslaughts on this website – kudos to the people keeping it REAL… The Chavs have invaded in epic proportions and are forming an underclass Chav "elite" all over the UK. And Croydon is symptomatic of this as one of the main Chav hubs - it is wrist slittingly depressing – the Chav invasion has known NO bounds – Croydon though MULTICULTURAL yet therein lies the problem – there are MULTICULTURAL MULTIETHNIC Chavs everywhere – Asian, black, chinese, european – the disease is spreading!!!
Croydon is creating a green area close to E Croydon station, the job centre and a housing project for reject chavs…can you imagine what it will turn into? A place where sketz (Chavettes) will be parading in cheap gold, scabby ankles and dirty tracksuits hoping to be impregnated with the love juice of their rancourous male counterpart chavs – it will give a landfill a whole new meaning – this one made of humans.
Croydon and many parts of the UK are descending into shit with this underclass of backward sheep filth that are the chavs – and this is the future of the country – we are f**ked – either that or we emigrate…but remember SHEEP get slaughtered. All chavs have common (literally) qualities and habits:
1. Monosyllabic words only
2. Yep mentioned before but JJB, cheap sportswear and cash converters gold embellished with wares from Primark et al is haute couture for them
3. Repugnantly ugly that aim to follow any fad or even take decent brands and fashions and denigrate them to shit
4. Love wack garage/Reggaeaton/Tupac – white/black/asian chavs respectively
5. Would test positive for at least 5 different strains of STD infection
6. An overwhelming majority of them have at least one BASTARD child that further eats from the state, like its paternal parasites
7. Left school at 13 after much truancy and probably had sexual experiences prior to that
…..and so much more the list could be endless
Only one solution: A chav Massacre….they need to work in enforced labour and clean up this country rather than create the never ending shit they create – they are the real terrorists that threaten our freedom, our dignity and our lands – and think they are the future of this country…or just send them to Guantanamo at least thats a good use for that Cuban shit hole…