Wht can you say about Deal? On the face of it, a pleasant Kent seaside resort with a charming “old town” clustered around the lovely Middle Street area. But dig deeper and you will find that these beautiful old houses are connected by a series of 18th century tunnels which helped smugglers to transport their contraband without interference from the law. So yes, even the town’s founders were criminals. Move forward to the twentieth century and the emergence of pits around the town, and you have the purpose built Mill Hill pit estate, made redundant since the miners strike and spiritual home of the East Kent chav. Yes, crap cars, clown pendants, three hoodies worn together, Burberry caps (as well as the dark blue Nike ones with a broad light coloured stripe down the middle from front to back), tracky bottoms with the obligatory socks tucked into the trainers, all these things and more flourish in Deal. However it would be unfair to single out Mill Hill as the sole abode of the EKC. Honourable mentions have to go out to Birdwood Avenue in Upper Deal, and its hilariously interlocked network of inbred families who can’t seem to live more than two doors apart from each other (useful for forming speedy lynch mobs), and the North Deal estate with its growing collection of ASBO wannabees. If you want to catch the chav out of its home environment, then the car park at the Tides leisure centre is always popular, as is the skate park in Victoria Park, and Deal railway station. Boy racers congregate in the Union Street car park opposite the kebab shop, playing their crap tunes, playing football and shouting at each other until daybreak, then going straight to work without even so much as five minutes kip (to the fury of local residents who are reduced to taking their anger out on the ridiculously overstretched police) However on a Friday and Saturday night the chav comes into its own. Older chavs enjoy the “pleasures” of the “Quarterdeck” nightclub and the resultant entertainment caused by 400 tanked up chavs waiting in South Street for a cab, whereas the younger ones who have been turned away from their weekly efforts to get into the Deck seek solace in wandering the streets with their cans of Stella with which they try to impress their chavette girlfriends and encourage them to stay out all night from their foster accomodation. There are some particularly horrible specimans of chavdom in Deal, make no mistake about that!
Deal, Kent
Jul8


Haha..okay that makes Deal seem like a shit hole but its actually quite nice
we are not all chavs
You points are quite funny but you have the wrong town.
The Quaterdeck has been closed for about 4 years…..
The kids who hang around Tides and the scate park are OK. They just like stating.
They may be a bit noisy but were’nt you when you were young.
There are alot of shitty Saxo cars that i want to burn….
subject ??(deal ) yourre alittle behind the times mate. the quarter deck is no longer open so that discredits your four hundred chavs awaiting cabs ,also the town was not formed by criminals ,i suggest you read a little you might learn a few interesting facts about deal ,
the people who have lived in deal all their lives or have brought holiday homes in deal walmer kingsdown ect ,would like to thank you for trying to devalueing their homes and branding deal as a shit kickers town ,when its not ,,,and it is not full of chavs as in the growing of (broken briton)
deal is a million times better than most towns .
it has a a lot of lovely people who live in it,who work here and have brought shops and pubs here,
it has alot of history 2 castles wonderfull beach and a pier thats won awards,
its a lovely place to bring up kids or retire to ,deal has many qualities ,as for inter breds i think youve been watching to many horror movies, and you are seriosly misimformed about deal.
like everywhere you get a odd few undesirables but thats not different from most places through out briton.the skate park!! which has had great review and some of the kids got together and organized a skate and bike contest,, not to mention all the charity events and football events,or the live music events and the marine bandstand which is always packed out in summer,or the live music the pubs put on .i feel proud to be a resident of deal and i hope that other who read your poor attempt to be funny at out towns exspence will also comment.
look deal is nice no one dresses like that at all no more and hasnt for a while who ever wrote this obvs doesnt live here so how would you no what the town was like? you have made us sound like we are poor and vandilise we only hang around on the streets because there is no where to go at night! stop slagging deal off until you have gave us a chance i cant believe you said they dress with their trackies tucked into their socks, your pathetic no one i see on the streets dress like that and no one wears hats no more! there are towns much more worse than us we arent as bad as towns around us your pathetic whoever made this site up and give it a rest.
ur mothers gotta penis!
You are right sir, Deal is a complete cesspit of chavs, especially Birdwood avenue, Stockdale gardens, Walmer, the skatepark and tides around it, the town and well everywhere.
the worst of the deal chavs must be the ginger litle freak who seems to be proud his brother is a convicted rapist and use it as some form of bragging right cos he’s “inside”, he patrols the high street with fellow cunts drinking cans of monster to try and look like he actually has some money when we all know he is a smelly poor little skank who has no fear of getting hit in a fight as his face is a crash site anyway………. no doubt the return of his rapist brother will send his ego out of control
What an absoloute load of rubbish. The writer of this blog talks about the chavs at the quarterdeck, this particular building has been closed for the past year and is due for demolition and the site to be built on. Chavs in Deal, I’ve lived here all my life and probably seen one or two.
I wonder what the writer of this blog was in his youth, Mod? Rocker ? punk ? or just a boring fart.
Of course youths follow trends, it’s what youths do, it’s part and parcel of the right of passage and every generation tries to shock it’s elders and join with thier peers, it’s a way for youth to be noticed, a statement saying ” we are here”
fuk you,,, you chat shit
DMD
It’s only taken 5 1/2 years for this to be published in the local press and the deputy mayor to quote lol. Did make front page though of the Deal and Sandwich Express
Whoeva the fuck wrote that load of shit clearly hasn’t been to Deal
That bollox deal full of chavs? dont u mean dover !!!
think thats very rude .
theres otha scum towns! deal aint tht bad
i happen to love Deal, i have lived here all of my life and, i agree like most towns now there are some areas that arnt quite so nice, and yes probably a fair few “chavs” . But Deal holds nothing in that respect to most other town which have estates all over the place of a simmilar description. Anyway, a chav is just a name….get over it!
ok well i kinda agree with most of that, and birdwood isnt that bad well it is but the main let down is the ridgyard family [insest] and a brother who is in prison for rape & a brother who is 20 and hangs around with 12 – 15 yr olds
suck evry1 dmd wot !!
There are chavs in Deal, called the DMD (Deal Mandem). There are loads of them who go round in groups bullying and terrorising people for no reason. They are total scum and if I had my way i’d give them all a slow and painful death. On their own they are pussycats, in their group they are evil spineless little bullies. A friend of mine had a knife pulled on him for no reason by these pricks. They even have a website!!
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3686943044
I agree with above, dmd are a bunch of Pricks, reckon someone needs to go harry brown on there ass. think they gangsters, wankers more like. i say kill them all
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA JOKERS ALLOW DMD WASTECATS AND I SWEAR DWN I WISH I WORE A BURBERRY HAT NOT!!!!! WOT A JOKE NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOEVER WROTE THIS NEEDS TO SUK THERE MUM BACKWARDS AS FAST AS THEY CAN ND IL TIME EM INIT!!!!!! DERKHEADZ!!!!!!!! R.D.C. ALL DAYY AND MY POOTING MANDEM LOL
yeah right what lil batty man wrote this shitty blog ? fuck him and his dead relatives haha !