Next stop on the world tour of South Yorkshire is “Donn-eh” or as it is known in the queen’s english, Doncaster. Most people will have passed through this place at some point in there lives – they are the sensible ones! Waiting around to change trains in the train station is bad enough but if you have ever ventured outside of there…..Scallies abound everywhere.
Unique to Doncaster however seem to be a real odd breed of women -”chavettes” in this town with a real strange attitude problem – they don’t want anything to do with the Henri Lloyd/Hackett shirt wearing brigade (they think they are above these “scroats”) so spend money on expensive haircuts to look decent but then run out of money so the croptop & boots have to come from New Look!! Or shops in the discount/seconds/reject centre officially known as “The Yorkshire Outlet”. The “look at me” attitude remains though? But the sort of blokes they want to pull still see through these girls for what they really are – so after numerous disappointments in the city centre, this type of “chavette” will still eventually fall into the pattern of behaviour outlined below.
For younger chav’s, Priory Walk is the main going-out at night, bars are open til 1am but elsewhere attitude problems, tattoos, muscle bound oiks and shaven heads are everywhere. Then come the men….For example the 20 stone, 45 year old type of females who bear more than a passing resemblance to a rugby scrum half (complete with broken nose) will be found in Livingstone’s, trying it on with the poor 18 year old glass collector who is saving up some money for a gap year and will be asking “why all the decent men are taken…” when he says he has a girlfriend.
Go shopping in Doncaster’s main mall the Frenchgate Centre & the picture gets even worse! Neds hang around in there for 2 reasons:- 1) it makes a change from Mc Donalds, or 2) have been moved on from Mc Donalds by the Police)
and will stare you out if you happen to be wearing any items of clothing which cost more than £15. Once a year they may get out the old knackered Nova or Corsa (if it passes the MOT) – age is no restriction here! – and drive to Meadowhall in faraway Sheffield (all of 22 miles) to do exactly the same….. When ejected from there by the centre’s security they give up and go back to their inbred little villages which surround Doncaster – e.g. Bentley, Askern etc where they will meet a partner, (most likely a family member), breed inbred offspring, go to town satdi’ neet (English: – at the weekend), regardless of whether or not the kids are suffering from malnourishment, get a dead-end job (at some stage of life) and then die, fortunately for the tax payer!
Geography:- “Donn-eh” is wanting city status – and there is a new international airport being built at this minute. The council hope that this will generate investment and raise the profile of the area. Doncaster council’s new advertising slogan is “Discover the Spirit”. This must be a coded reference to Polish Spirit because stay too long here and you’d need that to cope. Lack of real career opportunities and culture mean that the reality is that the town is a breeding ground for Chavs, while Rotherham and Barnsley (the neighbouring towns) are even worse. Plus on some of the GNER services which pass through Doncaster the following stop on the London-bound train is Peterborough…Say no more!!
What a great advert for emigration this town is!
This is absolutely hilarious! I just don’t understand why people can’t take this as a joke. I’m from donny, so what! I just read this and laughed! The comments are even funnier!
I’m from Doncaster. We have been quite a poor town over the last few decades. I have to shop at the Yorkshire outlet- I didn’t realise this is a big deal? I would rather develop my character as a person than care about being rich and flashy.
The reason that people have an attitude problem like you mentioned is because they’re beyond caring any more. I grew up hearing my dad telling me every day how “shit” Doncaster is and how “shit” England is. And actually, now I’m at uni, I prefer Doncaster to most places since they hold value such as free eduction and the NHS high. I’m glad I come from “Donny”.
I know this is only a joke but please think again.
Donny is an absolute shithole, I hate living here. It’s chav Mecca and a cultural black hole. We used to have a cinema but they knocked it down and didn’t build anything. The closest thing we have to theatre is a shitty Christmas pantomime at the village hall. Just look in the Waterstones – they got rid of the Classics section in favour of Romance Novels (apparently people in Donny won’t buy a book if someone’s not naked on the cover).
I hate this town.
im a 15 weed smokein average donny soldier wanna b the boss n if ur readin this for prefrence 4 moveing read on!
donny has its good sides n bad but it dipends what your lookin for
socialy its good if your kool like me ,if your talent isnt socialisin then donny folk are very blunt and call,em as they see em and will use the opertunity of finding weeker or easily intimadated people to show ther frineds ther still mean (quite sad) but if u giv of an atichood of im an ding then this will with out a dout happen. They dont pik on dress sence =) like other places n iv travild around, if you have the right atichood then you’ll find it an buzzin place to b. We have a minter night life, safe stoners, the police do f**k all hear, we have near by sheffield to provide siK free partys with ruthless soundsystems, millions of places to deal with boardom 4example leashure centers, jims, parks, u can easily get hold of extreamly cheep ANY THING !,pikturs, the best paint ball in urope hand built by badly payd 16year olds, donny live along with amillion other day avents in difrent parts of the center, football stadiam, races, 40p for kids on bus anywher whitch is the only thing out of this list(other then the popo thing) wich is usefull as how pour the magority of donny is. How evr if donny people wher to go Bedford n look at ther center ares looks nice (from a glance) aspeshley with ocassional new builds.
Ther is things to put u off donny like the gypsies n pikies, gay pride was cancild because all the celabrating gays would get beat up. so if u wher to move hear then make friends with them init.
n if any one makes snide remarks on my spellin then i think ur sad, if it was important enough then i would have corected them peace if u come donny i hope u like my cool hometown.
If your opinion was important enough, you would have written it legibly.
You have clearly neve actually spoke to a normal person from doncaster have you? or as a matter of fact stayed in the doncaser area longer than a day, you will realise that doncaster is not at all what your stating, every city and town have your typical steryotypes, such as emo’s, goths, chavs, geeks etc. so im guessing your from london? well i once mistook london for pakistan, you cant even walk to a train without being stabed down there, doncaster is not popular at all for knifre crimes, i strongly suggest you should stay in doncaster and speak to people around the doncaster area, and answer me this, if doncasters shit why do regular people from manchester, sheffied, lincon etc, come every other weekend? Hmm? idiot.
you’re absolutely right. i hate living in doncaster, it’s a shithole. and put on a pair of converse and you’re f**ked.:)
Every region has some bad parts, I wounldn;t say Doncaster was as bad as Reading
if you are a donny chavette and have been a victim of domestic violence then log onto face book name and shame a woman beater girls die through domestic violence dont hide it report it !!!
if u notice all the ones defending donny u can tell r chavs by what they’re saying (calling whoever a fuckin dickhead). i pray i can escape from this shit town…….the chavs belong here though, they can die together
The Person above me needs to learn how to spell…..I chuckle at his poor grammar…
sad