Next stop on the world tour of South Yorkshire is “Donn-eh” or as it is known in the queen’s english, Doncaster. Most people will have passed through this place at some point in there lives – they are the sensible ones! Waiting around to change trains in the train station is bad enough but if you have ever ventured outside of there…..Scallies abound everywhere.
Unique to Doncaster however seem to be a real odd breed of women -”chavettes” in this town with a real strange attitude problem – they don’t want anything to do with the Henri Lloyd/Hackett shirt wearing brigade (they think they are above these “scroats”) so spend money on expensive haircuts to look decent but then run out of money so the croptop & boots have to come from New Look!! Or shops in the discount/seconds/reject centre officially known as “The Yorkshire Outlet”. The “look at me” attitude remains though? But the sort of blokes they want to pull still see through these girls for what they really are – so after numerous disappointments in the city centre, this type of “chavette” will still eventually fall into the pattern of behaviour outlined below.
For younger chav’s, Priory Walk is the main going-out at night, bars are open til 1am but elsewhere attitude problems, tattoos, muscle bound oiks and shaven heads are everywhere. Then come the men….For example the 20 stone, 45 year old type of females who bear more than a passing resemblance to a rugby scrum half (complete with broken nose) will be found in Livingstone’s, trying it on with the poor 18 year old glass collector who is saving up some money for a gap year and will be asking “why all the decent men are taken…” when he says he has a girlfriend.
Go shopping in Doncaster’s main mall the Frenchgate Centre & the picture gets even worse! Neds hang around in there for 2 reasons:- 1) it makes a change from Mc Donalds, or 2) have been moved on from Mc Donalds by the Police)
and will stare you out if you happen to be wearing any items of clothing which cost more than £15. Once a year they may get out the old knackered Nova or Corsa (if it passes the MOT) – age is no restriction here! – and drive to Meadowhall in faraway Sheffield (all of 22 miles) to do exactly the same….. When ejected from there by the centre’s security they give up and go back to their inbred little villages which surround Doncaster – e.g. Bentley, Askern etc where they will meet a partner, (most likely a family member), breed inbred offspring, go to town satdi’ neet (English: – at the weekend), regardless of whether or not the kids are suffering from malnourishment, get a dead-end job (at some stage of life) and then die, fortunately for the tax payer!
Geography:- “Donn-eh” is wanting city status – and there is a new international airport being built at this minute. The council hope that this will generate investment and raise the profile of the area. Doncaster council’s new advertising slogan is “Discover the Spirit”. This must be a coded reference to Polish Spirit because stay too long here and you’d need that to cope. Lack of real career opportunities and culture mean that the reality is that the town is a breeding ground for Chavs, while Rotherham and Barnsley (the neighbouring towns) are even worse. Plus on some of the GNER services which pass through Doncaster the following stop on the London-bound train is Peterborough…Say no more!!
What a great advert for emigration this town is!
I agree that Doncaster is crap, but New Look is actually quite good, you snob.
well she talks of the cost of clothes also where to shop and what cars to drive you r chav look in your wordrobe is there a d snd g item or armarni may be a ralf or calvin you f—- chav
You forgot to mention the spiralling HIV rates that are quickly making Donny Provincial AIDS capital of Great Britain.
Some utter low-life of a bouncer who is thankfully dead now went around having unprotected sex with women even when he knew he was HIV positive.
Donny is wicked like, we iz always busy chattin to ur m8s mum wen ur out gttn me beer.
But, seriously, donny has lots of twats who think they are chavs, hanging round getting people to buy there beer.
http://www.mafia.org ruckles!!!!!!!
So beloved and celebrated is the name of Donneh, that they decided to name the airport in the surrounding area after anything and everything but the place itself…they even gave Sheffield a look in after the prats in charge messed up with the airport there!
Doncaster a city? Surely that would require it to make an effort and become awful and depressing on a far grander scale?
the villages around doncaster are not inbred you stupid ****hole, some maybe but not all! armthorpe is a perfectly fine village, yes we have our fair share of kosivans and drug dealers but we are not inbred! we hate chavs just as much as anyone but we are not all one with them!
the villages around doncaster are not inbred you stupid ****hole, some maybe but not all! armthorpe is a perfectly fine village, yes we have our fair share of kosivans and drug dealers but we are not inbred! we hate chavs just as much as anyone but we are not all one with them!
the villages around doncaster are not inbred you stupid ****hole, some maybe but not all! armthorpe is a perfectly fine village, yes we have our fair share of kosivans and drug dealers but we are not inbred! we hate chavs just as much as anyone but we are not all one with them!
im 16, and iv lived in doncaster all my life, and i can truly say its fuckin wank, the lads in donny are all wankers an northern monkeys an the girls are dirty disease riddled chavettes who are only gud for either fuckin(with a condom on) or fuckin off. i hate doncaster. i hate the chav wanker clowns that occupy it. someone either save me or feed me to oj simpson!!!!!
hexthorpe is a retarded kosovan town
OOOOOOOOO 1 Q! Wot are u doing at the train station? If ur car is so good why the train? Or is it busking for the price of a tin of car polish?
ok sorry for challenging your authority…maybe i should save my best for my blow up girlfriend
think that covers u then u silly fukwit seen as u live there, u obviously dont get out much if u did u would realise its the same everywhere!
for a start u tosser, tfi is on a friday, hence the name, thank fuck its friday second of all, ur probably some smelly sweaty whos got overgrown greasy hair. id rather go toa hardcore rave than go to some fuckin mosh pit where u all cut ur wrists and try n bring back the devil. sweatys also drink tinnies and are probably bigger druggies than townies, all u do is get a tenner bag everyday, take a skateboard out(just for show coz u cant ride it) mong out on anchorage skate park. whats the point in spendin loads of money on a piece of wood on wheels u retard. get a life, and a hair cut u smelly shit.
doncaster is “very” chavvy but it isnt the chavs that are causing all the problems, the growing number of immigrants is getting out of hand id feel safer walking past a group of stellad up chavs than a group of refugees, as guarenteed a group of 10 chavs pnly one will be carrying a knife a group of 10 kosavoans and ALL of them will be carrying knifes, i agree that doncaster is probbably the highest teenage pregnancy rate and the highest hiv / sti rate, but that is only because of the lack of information given to u in the cruddy schools, i went to campsmount high school in campsall i left in year 10 because i decided i was learning more inportant information by using the internet and books than i was going to school 5 times a week, drugs are very easy to get hold of in doncaster pills and dope are always just a phone call away, or if u walk up to the nearest scroat chewing their face off im sure they will be more than happy to help u out, nightlife is ok iv not really seen any realy violent fights in town at night but imn sure they do happen from time to time, i dont really see doncaster as a threat, infact its probably the safest town iv been in at night, but like anywhere else dont walk around on ur own, cuz ur just asking 4 it, i carry a 3inch pocket knife with me at night ive never had to use it and hopefully never will, if i do its most probably guna be on one of those raping pervert sexist refugees
it does my fukin ed in this website,! dik ed posh snobby bastards slaggin donny off wen they avent got a clue wot its like, im frm stainforth n very proud of it 2! n TFi is mint!
so fuck off!!!
you just said the same thing 3 times you silly inbred person.
Youre an idiot.
So even up there in donny youre aware of peterborough? Sadly, I live in pikeyborough but I didnt realise it had a national reputation.
hehe nice one!!!
TFI SCUM IS WANK!
6ft Midget and Disarm rule!!!
I have to say, the standard of spelling on this topic is appalling. Maybe some Doncaster residents should spend more time on self-improvment and less time on smug sniping at others.
to the prick above, we cant all be as well educated as you in spelling,
yea donnys got its fair share a chavs but it int half as bad as sheff/leeds/bradford/barnsley/rotherham. there chavs are mouthier n all. it tends jus t be odd ones round ere. the ones that think there pikeys. the rest jus dress like chavs. and that about chavs avin cheap clothes!! wats all that about?? fred perry (designer) burberry (designer) von dutch (designer) rockport (designer). get my point!! how many other people spend 1oo odd quid on a pair of everyday shoes!
ps…. TFI IS MINT! so is uprising, diztruction, niche, northen upraw, new monkey, monroes, ect
I went to Adwick dickwad, you had every chance to be as educated as me!
Well said! TFI is class!
Shake your body baby, shake your body honey!
Amen To That!
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits up ypur arse
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits up ypur arse
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits up ypur arse
SIDEWAYS!
yea, everyone in donny already knows this, thanks for shitting on us some more infront of the rest of the country -.-
lol. am lovin these arguments, n wots ur problem wiv TFI?? n theres a little bit ov chav in all of us, no matter wot u say!
Ive lived in donny all my life an im gld ive been brought up here. ther r lots ov chavs yeh but tha anit a problem i knw alot ov thm an most ov thm r all mount n no action n u do gt the mad ones yeh wer dunt! doncaster iz full ov cosivens n iraquis an what av ya an yes u need 2 b awere of them mor than any one else the only word they kno is wanner fuck! there r alot ov gypsys and travellers in doncaster witch in doncaster they think there sumert couse every1 seems 2 b sceard ov them i knw alot ov them 2 and hang around with sum gypsy lasses there is nothing rong with them or chavs just the cossivens get rid ov thm bomb em gass em beet em as long as u dont see any mind u if u got rid ov them all doncaster wud probely be empty theres that meny ov them around.
if u r wantin 2 go out there alot ov choices to go 2 and u cn hav a good laff but best places to go out r tfi diztruxhion and wearhouse ther mint!!!!!
donny is a buzzin place yes its ruff everywhere is
try section 4 for designer gear
its obvious that u are some kind of sweaty who has a problem with people who dont dress and act like you there is nothing wrong with tfi at all if people wanna go there then thats upto them seen as tho everyone has there own mind, as for the nova and corsas that u say wont pass an mot maybe people drive those as they cant afford anything better cos the kosovans come over here and take all the jobs and as far as the inbred goes i think you are absolutely disgusting you actually have it in your small brain that we are all inbred you freak. it seems to me that you must have been bullied at school by a couple of lads that are chavs so thats where all this shit is coming from, get a life n grow up n leave people to do what they want to do n dress how they wanna dress. ya could call me a chavette cos i like all that stuff so is my spelling good enough for you ya fucking prick?
Iv lived In donnny for ages.. And tbh, Iv seen more chav attacks and shit like that than ever.. and the "sweaties with long hair" , Well hah, thats just bullcrap, because, Chavs are like this, if someone says to them, your musics crap, you get hit, if someones says, look at joo in yur shitty burbery, You get hit, and It doesnt matter if yur sweatty,goth,emo or what, you still get hit,
So heres me
I aint got long hair, but i like rock music, and a bit of dance music and shit like that, i havnt got a skateboard, but i dont mind people who have, i like wtchin them skate, I was thinking about getting a a guitar, to play some *GASP* rock music or other on, So what ya gonnma do "Stret Bang me"?
Oh please, You lot couldnt bang a drum with yur gay hair and burbery, Start ating like real people, PLEASE, the country will be a better place/. Donny will be too
i have to say doncaster is a bit of shit hole i moved down here 4 years ago and the birds are all, well how can i put this, eh cows! they think they are so much better than everyone else and there really is no need manners dont cost a thing you know. Is it really that hard to be nice. Since i have been down here i have had my car nicked and my house broken into, get a fucking job you thieving fuckers. Where i come from there is chavs but even they are friendlier than most of the people i have meet in donny.
SKELLA N CARCI BTH LIVIN A DREAM
YE Y DA FUK DO PPL FUKIN COMPLAIN BOUT DONNY BET ALF OV U ANT EVN BIN 2 DONNY N SIN DA GUD SIDE COS DER A LIKL BAD SIDE N A REALI BIG GUD SIDE 2 DONNY N LET FUKIN CHAVS B DEY INT OAT RONG IN BEIN A CHAV N DEY INT OAT RONG WIT TFI SO GET UR ED SORTED OUT U SNOBBY CUNTS
who are you ya fukin prik to say all that bullshit i will kick the living daylights out you arsehole ya wouldnt be sayin half of that shit if we was face to face your probably some geek with nothin better to do ud run like a fukin sissy girl if u was face to face with me u fuckin freak
The Person above me needs to learn how to spell…..I chuckle at his poor grammar…
if u notice all the ones defending donny u can tell r chavs by what they’re saying (calling whoever a fuckin dickhead). i pray i can escape from this shit town…….the chavs belong here though, they can die together
if you are a donny chavette and have been a victim of domestic violence then log onto face book name and shame a woman beater girls die through domestic violence dont hide it report it !!!
Every region has some bad parts, I wounldn;t say Doncaster was as bad as Reading