Next stop on the world tour of South Yorkshire is “Donn-eh” or as it is known in the queen’s english, Doncaster. Most people will have passed through this place at some point in there lives – they are the sensible ones! Waiting around to change trains in the train station is bad enough but if you have ever ventured outside of there…..Scallies abound everywhere.
Unique to Doncaster however seem to be a real odd breed of women -”chavettes” in this town with a real strange attitude problem – they don’t want anything to do with the Henri Lloyd/Hackett shirt wearing brigade (they think they are above these “scroats”) so spend money on expensive haircuts to look decent but then run out of money so the croptop & boots have to come from New Look!! Or shops in the discount/seconds/reject centre officially known as “The Yorkshire Outlet”. The “look at me” attitude remains though? But the sort of blokes they want to pull still see through these girls for what they really are – so after numerous disappointments in the city centre, this type of “chavette” will still eventually fall into the pattern of behaviour outlined below.
For younger chav’s, Priory Walk is the main going-out at night, bars are open til 1am but elsewhere attitude problems, tattoos, muscle bound oiks and shaven heads are everywhere. Then come the men….For example the 20 stone, 45 year old type of females who bear more than a passing resemblance to a rugby scrum half (complete with broken nose) will be found in Livingstone’s, trying it on with the poor 18 year old glass collector who is saving up some money for a gap year and will be asking “why all the decent men are taken…” when he says he has a girlfriend.
Go shopping in Doncaster’s main mall the Frenchgate Centre & the picture gets even worse! Neds hang around in there for 2 reasons:- 1) it makes a change from Mc Donalds, or 2) have been moved on from Mc Donalds by the Police)
and will stare you out if you happen to be wearing any items of clothing which cost more than £15. Once a year they may get out the old knackered Nova or Corsa (if it passes the MOT) – age is no restriction here! – and drive to Meadowhall in faraway Sheffield (all of 22 miles) to do exactly the same….. When ejected from there by the centre’s security they give up and go back to their inbred little villages which surround Doncaster – e.g. Bentley, Askern etc where they will meet a partner, (most likely a family member), breed inbred offspring, go to town satdi’ neet (English: – at the weekend), regardless of whether or not the kids are suffering from malnourishment, get a dead-end job (at some stage of life) and then die, fortunately for the tax payer!
Geography:- “Donn-eh” is wanting city status – and there is a new international airport being built at this minute. The council hope that this will generate investment and raise the profile of the area. Doncaster council’s new advertising slogan is “Discover the Spirit”. This must be a coded reference to Polish Spirit because stay too long here and you’d need that to cope. Lack of real career opportunities and culture mean that the reality is that the town is a breeding ground for Chavs, while Rotherham and Barnsley (the neighbouring towns) are even worse. Plus on some of the GNER services which pass through Doncaster the following stop on the London-bound train is Peterborough…Say no more!!
What a great advert for emigration this town is!
who are you ya fukin prik to say all that bullshit i will kick the living daylights out you arsehole ya wouldnt be sayin half of that shit if we was face to face your probably some geek with nothin better to do ud run like a fukin sissy girl if u was face to face with me u fuckin freak
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i have to say doncaster is a bit of shit hole i moved down here 4 years ago and the birds are all, well how can i put this, eh cows! they think they are so much better than everyone else and there really is no need manners dont cost a thing you know. Is it really that hard to be nice. Since i have been down here i have had my car nicked and my house broken into, get a f**king job you thieving fuckers. Where i come from there is chavs but even they are friendlier than most of the people i have meet in donny.
Iv lived In donnny for ages.. And tbh, Iv seen more chav attacks and shit like that than ever.. and the "sweaties with long hair" , Well hah, thats just bullcrap, because, Chavs are like this, if someone says to them, your musics crap, you get hit, if someones says, look at joo in yur shitty burbery, You get hit, and It doesnt matter if yur sweatty,goth,emo or what, you still get hit,
So heres me
I aint got long hair, but i like rock music, and a bit of dance music and shit like that, i havnt got a skateboard, but i dont mind people who have, i like wtchin them skate, I was thinking about getting a a guitar, to play some *GASP* rock music or other on, So what ya gonnma do "Stret Bang me"?
Oh please, You lot couldnt bang a drum with yur gay hair and burbery, Start ating like real people, PLEASE, the country will be a better place/. Donny will be too
its obvious that u are some kind of sweaty who has a problem with people who dont dress and act like you there is nothing wrong with tfi at all if people wanna go there then thats upto them seen as tho everyone has there own mind, as for the nova and corsas that u say wont pass an mot maybe people drive those as they cant afford anything better cos the kosovans come over here and take all the jobs and as far as the inbred goes i think you are absolutely disgusting you actually have it in your small brain that we are all inbred you freak. it seems to me that you must have been bullied at school by a couple of lads that are chavs so thats where all this shit is coming from, get a life n grow up n leave people to do what they want to do n dress how they wanna dress. ya could call me a chavette cos i like all that stuff so is my spelling good enough for you ya f**king prick?
try section 4 for designer gear
Ive lived in donny all my life an im gld ive been brought up here. ther r lots ov chavs yeh but tha anit a problem i knw alot ov thm an most ov thm r all mount n no action n u do gt the mad ones yeh wer dunt! doncaster iz full ov cosivens n iraquis an what av ya an yes u need 2 b awere of them mor than any one else the only word they kno is wanner f**k! there r alot ov gypsys and travellers in doncaster witch in doncaster they think there sumert couse every1 seems 2 b sceard ov them i knw alot ov them 2 and hang around with sum gypsy lasses there is nothing rong with them or chavs just the cossivens get rid ov thm bomb em gass em beet em as long as u dont see any mind u if u got rid ov them all doncaster wud probely be empty theres that meny ov them around.
if u r wantin 2 go out there alot ov choices to go 2 and u cn hav a good laff but best places to go out r tfi diztruxhion and wearhouse ther mint!!!!!
donny is a buzzin place yes its ruff everywhere is
lol. am lovin these arguments, n wots ur problem wiv TFI?? n theres a little bit ov chav in all of us, no matter wot u say!
yea, everyone in donny already knows this, thanks for shitting on us some more infront of the rest of the country -.-
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits up ypur arse
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits up ypur arse
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits
You Can Shove your fuckin mosh pits up ypur arse
SIDEWAYS!
Amen To That!
Well said! TFI is class!
Shake your body baby, shake your body honey!
I went to Adwick dickwad, you had every chance to be as educated as me!
ps…. TFI IS MINT! so is uprising, diztruction, niche, northen upraw, new monkey, monroes, ect
yea donnys got its fair share a chavs but it int half as bad as sheff/leeds/bradford/barnsley/rotherham. there chavs are mouthier n all. it tends jus t be odd ones round ere. the ones that think there pikeys. the rest jus dress like chavs. and that about chavs avin cheap clothes!! wats all that about?? fred perry (designer) burberry (designer) von dutch (designer) rockport (designer). get my point!! how many other people spend 1oo odd quid on a pair of everyday shoes!
to the prick above, we cant all be as well educated as you in spelling,
I have to say, the standard of spelling on this topic is appalling. Maybe some Doncaster residents should spend more time on self-improvment and less time on smug sniping at others.
We’re not all thick. I’m from doncaster and i go to uni. I’m studying Chemistry. I’ve lived here for nearly 20 years.