Gosport

Jul
19

I know this has been done before but it really has to be emphasised. I’ve lived here almost my entire life but travelled around Britain a lot and nowhere have I come across a place more chav infested than Gosport. If Chavland was a country then Gosport would be it’s capital city without a doubt.

Everywhere you turn theres a burberry cap, a kappa tracksuit or a group of loudmouth chavs wanting a fight. I just got back from uni and within four hours of being home I had already been jumped by a group of slack jawed, burberry wearing knuckleheads known as the ‘Forton Crew’. They smashed a bottle in one of friends faces just because we said ‘we don’t want any trouble’. They live by the ‘MY brothers just got out of prison’ mentality and strut around Gosport highstreet like they own the place.

On top of the infamous ‘Forton Crew’ Gosport boasts some enviable chavscum stastics. For four years running Gosport has been the Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe and Gosport has the highest crack user ratio in Britain. Its a vertiable hive of lowlife, Nickelson wearing losers whose vocabulary barely stretches past ‘nah’, ‘innit’, ‘gash’ and ’savage’.

The trouble with Gosport, and Portsmouth, is that Chavs are an institution. There numbers are growing everyday. A Chav grows up to be a Chav Dad with his Chav wife (who looks like a cross between Christina Aguileras older more STD ridden mother and road kill) and they have Chav kids. The Cycle will continue this way until Gosport, and every middle of the road back water town in England has been taken over by Chavs and their offspring.

I say we start the revolution now! Hit the Chavs where it’ll hurt most – right in the Nova. Let it begin in Gosport. Humanity should fight back before it’s too late.

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47 Responses to “Gosport”

  1. hazhaz says:

    totally agree. me and my mate finished work this saturday just passed and decided to have a few drinks. we did not have enough cash to go to bar or club so we found a bench in a park in elson (big mistake) and had a good drink. 5 mins later a few birds came over and start to chat to us. then 2 mins later, a townie comes over with his shirt off, burberry hat pointing at the moon, walks up to me and twats me. He then runs away me and my mate walk over and he starts shouting, you want some bruv!!!he then runs over to the park swings grabs all his 10 mates so me and my mate decided it wud be safe to walk away. first time ive ever been drinknig in that part of gosport and last time aswell!

  2. y_control says:

    And one Sunday lunch time in Gosport, for want of absolutely anywhere else to eat, I watched with ghoulish fascination as several naval problem families staged a party for their children. The adults were verbally threatening, massively hung over, the children were snot-encrusted, foul-mouthed.

    (Jonathan Meades)

  3. danfl2002 says:

    i must agree with all comments posted here, i am 15 and have the unfortunate luck to attend brune Park after i turned a place down for a grammar school and most people whom most live in a rundown estate Rowner and they strut round thinking they are all it and are top of the world and then you get the odd person who thinks hes a chav above the rest i mean whats wrong with this place it could be a nice place if we blew up half the housing estates these people dont seem to understand what idiots they are in 20 years time there be in a gutter costing us money GET RID OF CHAVS

  4. Rowner_Bird says:

    i av lived in gosport all my life..i use 2 live in forton but ive bin livin in rowner 4 the past 14 years, u people ovbiosuly dnt no sh*t coz rowner n forton aint alf as bad as u make it out 2 b!u make my area seem like it is full wiv ravin smak heds, wich it aint, n forton aint bad either!ye we do get pissed up friday n saturday nights dwn the broadway, elson park, grove road park or newher we can find coz ther aint fuk all else 2 do!!if the council made this shitole of a place better 4 the youth then mayb we wud get off the streets wiv r cider bottles n stop intimidating other people that cum on 2 r turf! mayb the rowner n forton crew do get aggeessive but dnt u fink der r reasons behind that?mayb most of them got shit all ther life so they feel they av 2 take ther anger out on others..thats y most of them have ended up smokin pot!i no all the forton n rowner crew personally n in my opinion they r all sound as fuk, my older buv is 1 of da rowner crew..he goes 2 college hes got a job he brings money home??wots rng wiv dat?most of the boyz in the 2 crews av got jobs now n r startin 2 settle down, so next time ne of u twats wanna say nethin, fink b4 u fukin do..alrite???coz no1s fukin perfect!!

  5. forton_yoof says:

    oi mush its allrite u sayin all this shite but u dont no half of it. yea i wer nikleson, i went 2 brune park, i live in 4ton but i aint bottled nobody u shelf so shut ya mouth innit. ” chavs are an institution”, yea maybe ur jus a dick.
    big up 4ton boyz 2k5

  6. chaved_up says:

    i say fair play bird i live in forton and their aint alot wrong with any of gosport true their is fuck all to do i go to collage 1 day a week and work aswell just like ur bro i dont hang around with any off them but i no a few of them and i recon sound as fuck wb chaved_up

  7. elson_boys says:

    Get this right, so me nd me m8 r siting in grove road park and this chav kid comes ova and starts givin it da bigin, he squares up 2 me so i push him and he gose ova and wackes me m8 so me m8 gets up and floors him. (brock the cunts nose i hope)

  8. elson_boys says:

    who da fuk u callin a prick

  9. elson_boys says:

    all ite danfl2002 i also go 2 brune park so wats ya name?

  10. elson_boys says:

    danfl2002 i go 2 brune park aswell wats yh name?

  11. elson_boys says:

    OI! fuk face who u callin an inbred!

  12. Rowner_Bird says:

    alrite dis is rowner_bird ere..hu is this?? wb plz

  13. forton_yoof says:

    hi this is 4ton yoof how old u?

  14. Rowner_Bird says:

    15, y how old r u? n who r u?

  15. Rowner_Bird says:

    nora now finks he is 1 of the rowner boyz n he is always in the area ritin his stupid riot squad tag everywher n it duz my head in n everybody elses i think aswell! nora aint all that bad tho he can b sound at times like sortin me out beers n that but he can also b abit dodgey lol!! hes just a very mis-understood boy hahaha

  16. Rowner_Bird says:

    oi love..i dont think he means all the fukin forton crew glued 1 persons hand 2 his head! newayz its called a fukin joke!!! and if u knew nora u would understand that he is the joke himself! and no forton crew aint all that bad, well they aint as bad as wot most people make em out 2 b! so can u plz shut ur mouth coz 2 b honest mate u dont no shit!

  17. imsingle123321 says:

    i no im quite young an sum may say i dont have aluce what i amn going on about but i am 14 and have lived in gosport all ym life i ahve never experieneced any of these stories or heard of anyone that has i believe that gosport does have alot of chavs but i do not believe it is as bad as some of you are makign out i believe people feel intimidated by the chavs so there for make them out to be somethign there not there are chavs in every place you go to you cannot escape them. gosport is no worse than many other places and i believe that some of these stories have been exagerated gosport is an okay place and i believe its a gr8 place to live tho there is better.

  18. Gosport-Girl says:

    Gosport is absolutely full of chavs but dont always let looks decieve you. in the summer i wear a baseball cap to keep the sun off of my face so that it doesnt burn, it not a burberry cap, but its a cap all the same. i wear a soverighn ring, in fact i wear a lot of rings because they all have been bought for me, so have some sentiment. i wear 3 gold necklaces which also have sentiment so therefore i wear them all the time and never take them off, theyre not tacky charms, but theyre gold all the same. i wear hooped earings just because i like them, but theyre not down to my shoulders. i wear sports clothes, some named, some not, just because its comfortable, and my trainers are white and clean, because i look after them. but im not a chav. its all to do with the attitude, the language and the walk. they all have a strange walk wear their arms swing out, they think they look hard, i think they just look stupid. so dont go thinking that just because someone dresses like them that they are one of them, its all to do with the anti-social behaviour and the look at me aggresive attitude!!, but dont be scared, its all an act!!! lets get rid of them all, we would do it with any other vermin
    I BLAME THE PARENTS!!!!, and their parents, and their parents etc

  19. elson_boys says:

    y the fuk do chavs get there selves into fights they fink they can win den get da fuk battered out of em?

  20. imsingle123321 says:

    i wear labels and caps and strut and have an attitude but i int no chav its the anit-social behaviour that makes a chav but it rele isnt quite as bad as its amd eout and the comment a few stories up abotu nto beign able to leave ne ting and turn ur back and its gone is bulshit i elave my boike outside shops sometimes and it never goes and i used to wen it was new and it stayed and i live in rowner the onyl place that is the urf ruff bit that id o agree with alot of these comments is the actually rower estate the concrete jungle part as many gosport people know it

  21. mclethal says:

    I live in the rowner estate, have done half my life, never had anything stolen from me, however, for a couple of years i lived in your beloved fareham, i woz thieved from twice in less than a year. yes i agree that rowner is a shithole, but people in fareham can be twats too.

  22. mclethal says:

    hey rowner_bird, i used to live in derby cort, where do u live?

  23. Rowner_Bird says:

    alrite rowner_bird ere, i live near da jungle but not to near coz that wudnt b 2 nice lol! it is true tho rowner is gettin better n the population of smack eds is dyin down..well actually more like they r dying! i hang around in forton alot n both rowner n forton r the same but fortons just a little bit more cleaner.

  24. cat89 says:

    hey just read all ur comments! they well made me laugh but dnt u think ur under estimating gosport just a little bit?! Iv actually just left brune park and found that the majority of people by the time they were sixteen had grown out of the chav stage and were either just normal people or sk8rs. Also alot of u seem to think that if sumone is normal ie wears jeans and say a polo shirt is a chav… ur wrong. Alot of those people are decent. its only the complete arse holes hu go up to people in elson park and starts punching them. Dont gt me wrong i agree there are a few chavs but u cnt compare gosport to sum where like london! have a little respect for gosport- u cud live sum where worse!!! any hoo…. did neone go see greenday at milton keynes a couple of months ago… werent they amazing! billy joe..mmmmmm! xxxx

  25. RickyB_LeeBoy says:

    gosport is a shit ole n its da ghetto n us teenagers love it ! its wot we think about, n its wot forton n rowner think about too much? but who gives a fuck?
    i was a sk8er, skated for 2 years, now im a chav, i dnt act no different, it dont matta. We got fuck else to do so we entertain ourselves.
    oh n by the way ? if u wanna get rid of chavs ull ave to close down fred perry shops, all sports shops n most of the other shops, wich aint gunna appen isit ? chavs are ere to stay, ya get me?

  26. imsingle123321 says:

    i dnt think it is that bad in rowner forton or n e where else in gosport i have lived in rowner all ym life not far fo concrete jungle and i hear off most probelms which r rare. i am quite leary all though nto a trouble maker and sum class me as a chav but just the other dya i wen tdown town and iw as the onyl perosn in a burberry cap and fred perry top and trakies everyone else was walking in jeans and other casual clothes and i looked otu fo place and this was on a market day so the “supposed ” chav presence in gosport is definately dying and i dotn think it has ever been as bgi as people make out if you dont cause troubel people dont start on you accept the small minority of trouble makers who are out for a fight but you get them everywhere. think you could live up londer of as clsoe as over pompey in buckland or summerstown or even over leigh park then ti gets abit wors ebtu gosport is no worse than n e wheer else. outsiders who ahve never or very rarely been to gosport are the ones who label it i go to school out of the area and its impossible to persuade n e 1 at school that gosport is no worse than there area. gosport had a a general reputation for beign rough and instead of us picking every little problem with gosport we shoudl be highliting all the good points adn showing outsiders that united as one us people is gosport are friendly nromal human beings which we all no we are!

  27. jimmy_t says:

    hahaha lmfao peeps in gosport dress like chavs but they dnt act like em and rowner aint shit anymore the fucking worst place is elson! FACT!!!!!!!! the amount of crime there has fucking shot up! nuff said.

  28. kickoutchavs says:

    LEAVE CHAVS ALONE THEY RULE

  29. xania says:

    DECENT INFO WANTED Looking to move to this area of Gosport everyone leave some info on the place what goes on in around this area crime trouble etc etc and what schools are ok and what ones are crap.
    Dont go leaving a load of bull im no teenager who thinks there hard and wanna look good infront of their mates Im a mum with a big family trying to improve the quality of life.
    Also whats the buses like for a disabled person are they wheelchair friendly or are they out of the ark mini buses that only twenty people can get on

  30. anti_stub_gurls says:

    yeye we agree wit u gurl, gosport aint half as bad as sum places n den ders all u moanin bout it. most da ppls frm der aint as bad as u make out dey r even nicer den ppl out of gosport! dey arent stuk up n if u rele tink bout it dey all wudnt act dat way 4 no reason. dey gota reputation 2 keep n in order 2 do dat dey keep der head high n fite everytin dass goin against em. init weird how dey can get on wit ppls on their own kind?? aint dat sayin sumin!?!? sum ppl dnt even choose 2 liv dat way its how dey r brought up n dey try to make their life beta. sumtyms ppl juss need to put themselvs in otha ppls places n imagin how it is, its nt lyk deze ppl r evil………..i can actually say certain ppl i kno frm ther r sound as netin! dey r mor sound den ne ovas i rekon! ppl r juss up ther own ass 2 even c dat, ur da 1s da need a new life! gurl who im writin dis 2, i feel u in ur words n at least u got a mind! n 2 all u anti-chavs u cant say shit unless u bin ther n dun tht- so keep ya mouths shut aii safe 2 all ma ppls blesssssssssss xxxxxxxxx

  31. kickoutchavs says:

    The Forton and Rowner Crews are dickheads and should be shot. KILL THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. theoriginalrownerboyz says:

    first of all u dont even no us if u do youve been mentally bullied by us, you pussies. i take it from wot youve all wrote u dont no us cos were still goin were just a smarter and stronger unit, so wot u sayin about that? your nothing to us carry on chattin ur gonna get yourselfs rushed, over but not out

  33. theoriginalrownerboyz says:

    first of all u dont even no us and if u do its cos youve been mentally bullied by us u pussies, i take it from wot youve wrote u dont no us cos were still goin. just smarter and stronger, u idiots! carry on chattin ur gonna get yourselves rushed. rowner boyz 

  34. theoriginalrownerboyz says:

    u lot aint gotta clue apart from the rowner bird your safe the rest of u r all little people who aint got shit better to do then diss us if u think ur all that come into rowner or forton on a friday night and start shouting your mouth and see wot happens faggots.yeah im a rowner boy and proud too alongside forton crew we run things and u aint gotta say about it. this is to all the chav and crew haters suk your dirty mums

  35. theoriginalrownerboyz says:

    listen ive had enough of all u ickle worms givin it all that wen we dont no who u r and thats cos your scared we will get u. and we will not cos were violent junkies but because we can.and by the way qforce with your rifle if we get hold of u we will stick it straight up your nans tight sweating spotty axe wound gash. and u no your mum sucks cocks for rocks, u dont no who ya dad is, but i do its me but i dont wanna no u son cos your mum is a worthless crack ed that me and my mates passed around,she was well up for it we just gave her a pouch of bacci and a teinth of puff and she said we could do wot we want to her, so son next time u open your mouth remember who ya dad is. original rowner boyz, S gray, L deji, N smethurst, S brolly, S harris, Da clark bros, Da mancell twins, K gray, R Mcnulty, P pinder, S smethurst, S kurk, A baker, B russel, G britten, L stapley. thats just a small section of the forces weve fuckers suk out

  36. Melanie says:

    typo. safe not save.

  37. Emo_like_woah says:
    the chavs here actualy make me laugh.
    funny how they dont gobb of to you when there alone isnt it?!

    i mean the worst insult ive ever gotten from them was "GRUNGER" and "HAVE YOU HERD OF KURT KERBANG??"
    its like "oh my your so funny, witty, and original…….not =S"

    I went to brune park, and  us "the alternatives" hung around in a group, every oppertunity, they threw food at us,and rammed into us when they walked past, the head of year, backed them up, saying were making targets of ourselfs for being different.
    the wanker.

    anyway. There arnt as many as people are making out to be.
    ..well not in my experience any ways!.
    and the tosser who was being agressive in comments up there, is a prime example!
    peace. xxxx

  38. Emo_like_woah says:

    you got an A with grammer like that??

    oh please!

    ^^ anyways, everyones intitled to their opinion i suppose.

    =S
     tho "chavs" do start alot more shit in gosport than anywere else.
    ..

  39. Lewry says:

    U lot r bullshittaz i am part of forton crew we only eva do shit unless they fukin deserve it so if u really do want us to smash a bottle in ur face i suggest u shut the fuk up

  40. Lewry says:

    U lot r bullshittaz i am part of forton crew we only eva do shit unless they fukin deserve it so if u really do want us to smash a bottle in ur face i suggest u shut the fuk up

  41. Jossay says:
    you are completely right

    just a few days ago my house got broken into by the forton crew
    thankfully there to stupid to sleal anything and just had a food fight!!!
    thankfully.
    the police did there job for once
    and there not getting away with it.
    two fingers up at them!
    personally
    i would like to kill them
    but im not stooping to there level.
    there just a bunch of twatish 20 your olds
    as the old forton crew are dead or in prison.

    ooooo im scared.

    NOT
    .

     

     

  42. bob says:

    to be honest . most people say chavs walk around in trakcies the simple lascotse fred perry & thaat lot . you know .
    but not all the chavs wear that , decent peeps where that to . but stil i think rowner if quite a naff place. but im not ashamed. atleast people that live their have a house + for the forton crew. i do think its a bit chavy , and silly but owel up to them really !!
    but i dont like chavs !!

  43. jared_911 says:

    i am not chavvy i am alternative. but i get on well with alot of chavs and know people from the forton crew. they are not as bad as some of you are making them out to be, i have never been confronted by them, they are pretty awesome. i think peple are just relli judgemental and will listen to anything

  44. Latrell Gomez 2nd says:

    Im from Gosport. I have had trouble where i am from. and i am certainly not a chav. I do hate it when i see all these chavvy kids boasting around gosport threatening people. I think they all need to grow up. My road is a very quiet place but the road next to me is absolutely crazy. All these chavvy kids running around making noise till 2 in the morning. There are more stabbings now and it needs to stop. I sometimes do not feel safe in my own town because they are everywhere. I live in Forton and theres always that risk your going to get mugged or stabbed etc. Ive had some people come up to me and ask me for a fight but there either drunk or on drugs. Thankfully im in Education not pregnant, Not a druggie or alcoholic its because i have been brought up right. Sometimes its the parents that should be blamed for the kids behaviour for not being to strict with them and letting them roam the streets till 5 in the morning. These kids will never learn and i think Forton can be a bad place id love to put them all away in a camp and teach them a lesson!! i was picked on at school by chavvy kids because i wasnt cool enough but im in education im getting myself somewhere in life! look at you lot. Still scavving of your mothers making babies with your sisters! taking drugs, dealing drugs getting into fights etc WOW dream big!! Get over yourself and quit the puff!!

  45. Gosportian says:

    Chavs:
    Kill ‘em all
    Thats what i say
    What are they doing here?
    Sucking up money from benefits
    Imagine what good could be done with that money
    My solution is to
    Forget the “Rowner regeneration project”
    Fence off the “Concrete Jungle”
    All chavs will be sent there
    Nobody comes out
    Watch them survive like the animals they are
    Living in a slum is all they deserve
    An easy solution to cure this place of the scum that inhabit it.

  46. paul roper says:

    Hello I strongly believe that a lot of the problems are being caused by the Goverment which
    allows blocks to be run by a Freeholder plus then an unelected Managing Agent !These
    are the route cause of the problem ! CARL is an organisation which campaigns to abolish these
    and allow the residents full power!

    The other problem is Gosport Council who are only interested now as they can see what they
    will get out of it.

    Thirdly Gosport Council are not active in ROWNER to sort out serious envoermental problems,
    I have had a serious problem with a tenant above with 2 Rottweilers causing a serious
    sewage problem to my flat plus residents and children !They choose to be in DENIAL for
    over 2 years !!!!

  47. hampshirehog says:

    Are any of the above (pro chav) comments actually real or have they been put on here by people pretending to be chavs so that they can make them appear even more stupid than they really are. I have seen them wandering around Gosport looking like something out of a Shane Meadows movie crossed with a zombie flick. I can see that chavs are stupid ,who can’t ! I mean it stands out a mile they dress stupid, talk stupid, act stupid, so I suppose it is possible that they have written on here as they really do like to advertise the fact that they are STUPID ! Anyhow if your not from or never have been to Gosport and would like to know why it produces so much lowlife go to youtube and type in ” discover gosport (how it really is ) ” Make sure you go to the film with ” how it really is ” written on it as “discover gosport” is tourist board video which makes Gosport look like florida keys . You won’t see hundreds of chavs in the video but you will see what a dump Gosport is and you might even come to the conclusion that if you lived in Gosport you would probally be a chav too.

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