I know this has been done before but it really has to be emphasised. I’ve lived here almost my entire life but travelled around Britain a lot and nowhere have I come across a place more chav infested than Gosport. If Chavland was a country then Gosport would be it’s capital city without a doubt.
Everywhere you turn theres a burberry cap, a kappa tracksuit or a group of loudmouth chavs wanting a fight. I just got back from uni and within four hours of being home I had already been jumped by a group of slack jawed, burberry wearing knuckleheads known as the ‘Forton Crew’. They smashed a bottle in one of friends faces just because we said ‘we don’t want any trouble’. They live by the ‘MY brothers just got out of prison’ mentality and strut around Gosport highstreet like they own the place.
On top of the infamous ‘Forton Crew’ Gosport boasts some enviable chavscum stastics. For four years running Gosport has been the Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe and Gosport has the highest crack user ratio in Britain. Its a vertiable hive of lowlife, Nickelson wearing losers whose vocabulary barely stretches past ‘nah’, ‘innit’, ‘gash’ and ‘savage’.
The trouble with Gosport, and Portsmouth, is that Chavs are an institution. There numbers are growing everyday. A Chav grows up to be a Chav Dad with his Chav wife (who looks like a cross between Christina Aguileras older more STD ridden mother and road kill) and they have Chav kids. The Cycle will continue this way until Gosport, and every middle of the road back water town in England has been taken over by Chavs and their offspring.
I say we start the revolution now! Hit the Chavs where it’ll hurt most – right in the Nova. Let it begin in Gosport. Humanity should fight back before it’s too late.
Gosport is like the cultural cul-de-sac of the northern hemisphere, that or the rapture
I have to say this to most of the people that believe that Gosport it infested with chavs not everyone are chavs but I do have to agree that most of the population are chavs. I have lived in Gosport all my life and i’m only 17 and I lived in the concrete jungle for 15 years. Now the concrete jungle was a very intresting place to live due to the daily drug raids which were always fun to watch, surviving 2 fires that had been started underneath my flat which got me in the newspaper and my nan on tv. And I am not a chav I would not stoop so low to become one of those pieces of shit. But it is quite funny when some chavs approach me and my mates, we just throw a witty comment their way and it confuses the shit out of them as they have the intelligence of a famine striken potatoe. Try living here for almost 20 years it will either grow on you, turn you into a chav or depress you.