I know this has been done before but it really has to be emphasised. I’ve lived here almost my entire life but travelled around Britain a lot and nowhere have I come across a place more chav infested than Gosport. If Chavland was a country then Gosport would be it’s capital city without a doubt.
Everywhere you turn theres a burberry cap, a kappa tracksuit or a group of loudmouth chavs wanting a fight. I just got back from uni and within four hours of being home I had already been jumped by a group of slack jawed, burberry wearing knuckleheads known as the ‘Forton Crew’. They smashed a bottle in one of friends faces just because we said ‘we don’t want any trouble’. They live by the ‘MY brothers just got out of prison’ mentality and strut around Gosport highstreet like they own the place.
On top of the infamous ‘Forton Crew’ Gosport boasts some enviable chavscum stastics. For four years running Gosport has been the Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe and Gosport has the highest crack user ratio in Britain. Its a vertiable hive of lowlife, Nickelson wearing losers whose vocabulary barely stretches past ‘nah’, ‘innit’, ‘gash’ and ‘savage’.
The trouble with Gosport, and Portsmouth, is that Chavs are an institution. There numbers are growing everyday. A Chav grows up to be a Chav Dad with his Chav wife (who looks like a cross between Christina Aguileras older more STD ridden mother and road kill) and they have Chav kids. The Cycle will continue this way until Gosport, and every middle of the road back water town in England has been taken over by Chavs and their offspring.
I say we start the revolution now! Hit the Chavs where it’ll hurt most – right in the Nova. Let it begin in Gosport. Humanity should fight back before it’s too late.

i wear labels and caps and strut and have an attitude but i int no chav its the anit-social behaviour that makes a chav but it rele isnt quite as bad as its amd eout and the comment a few stories up abotu nto beign able to leave ne ting and turn ur back and its gone is bulshit i elave my boike outside shops sometimes and it never goes and i used to wen it was new and it stayed and i live in rowner the onyl place that is the urf ruff bit that id o agree with alot of these comments is the actually rower estate the concrete jungle part as many gosport people know it
y the fuk do chavs get there selves into fights they fink they can win den get da fuk battered out of em?
Gosport is absolutely full of chavs but dont always let looks decieve you. in the summer i wear a baseball cap to keep the sun off of my face so that it doesnt burn, it not a burberry cap, but its a cap all the same. i wear a soverighn ring, in fact i wear a lot of rings because they all have been bought for me, so have some sentiment. i wear 3 gold necklaces which also have sentiment so therefore i wear them all the time and never take them off, theyre not tacky charms, but theyre gold all the same. i wear hooped earings just because i like them, but theyre not down to my shoulders. i wear sports clothes, some named, some not, just because its comfortable, and my trainers are white and clean, because i look after them. but im not a chav. its all to do with the attitude, the language and the walk. they all have a strange walk wear their arms swing out, they think they look hard, i think they just look stupid. so dont go thinking that just because someone dresses like them that they are one of them, its all to do with the anti-social behaviour and the look at me aggresive attitude!!, but dont be scared, its all an act!!! lets get rid of them all, we would do it with any other vermin
I BLAME THE PARENTS!!!!, and their parents, and their parents etc
i no im quite young an sum may say i dont have aluce what i amn going on about but i am 14 and have lived in gosport all ym life i ahve never experieneced any of these stories or heard of anyone that has i believe that gosport does have alot of chavs but i do not believe it is as bad as some of you are makign out i believe people feel intimidated by the chavs so there for make them out to be somethign there not there are chavs in every place you go to you cannot escape them. gosport is no worse than many other places and i believe that some of these stories have been exagerated gosport is an okay place and i believe its a gr8 place to live tho there is better.
oi love..i dont think he means all the fukin forton crew glued 1 persons hand 2 his head! newayz its called a fukin joke!!! and if u knew nora u would understand that he is the joke himself! and no forton crew aint all that bad, well they aint as bad as wot most people make em out 2 b! so can u plz shut ur mouth coz 2 b honest mate u dont no shit!
nora now finks he is 1 of the rowner boyz n he is always in the area ritin his stupid riot squad tag everywher n it duz my head in n everybody elses i think aswell! nora aint all that bad tho he can b sound at times like sortin me out beers n that but he can also b abit dodgey lol!! hes just a very mis-understood boy hahaha
15, y how old r u? n who r u?
hi this is 4ton yoof how old u?
alrite dis is rowner_bird ere..hu is this?? wb plz
OI! fuk face who u callin an inbred!
danfl2002 i go 2 brune park aswell wats yh name?
all ite danfl2002 i also go 2 brune park so wats ya name?
who da fuk u callin a prick
Get this right, so me nd me m8 r siting in grove road park and this chav kid comes ova and starts givin it da bigin, he squares up 2 me so i push him and he gose ova and wackes me m8 so me m8 gets up and floors him. (brock the cunts nose i hope)
i say fair play bird i live in forton and their aint alot wrong with any of gosport true their is fuck all to do i go to collage 1 day a week and work aswell just like ur bro i dont hang around with any off them but i no a few of them and i recon sound as fuck wb chaved_up
oi mush its allrite u sayin all this shite but u dont no half of it. yea i wer nikleson, i went 2 brune park, i live in 4ton but i aint bottled nobody u shelf so shut ya mouth innit. ” chavs are an institution”, yea maybe ur jus a dick.
big up 4ton boyz 2k5
i av lived in gosport all my life..i use 2 live in forton but ive bin livin in rowner 4 the past 14 years, u people ovbiosuly dnt no sh*t coz rowner n forton aint alf as bad as u make it out 2 b!u make my area seem like it is full wiv ravin smak heds, wich it aint, n forton aint bad either!ye we do get pissed up friday n saturday nights dwn the broadway, elson park, grove road park or newher we can find coz ther aint fuk all else 2 do!!if the council made this shitole of a place better 4 the youth then mayb we wud get off the streets wiv r cider bottles n stop intimidating other people that cum on 2 r turf! mayb the rowner n forton crew do get aggeessive but dnt u fink der r reasons behind that?mayb most of them got shit all ther life so they feel they av 2 take ther anger out on others..thats y most of them have ended up smokin pot!i no all the forton n rowner crew personally n in my opinion they r all sound as fuk, my older buv is 1 of da rowner crew..he goes 2 college hes got a job he brings money home??wots rng wiv dat?most of the boyz in the 2 crews av got jobs now n r startin 2 settle down, so next time ne of u twats wanna say nethin, fink b4 u fukin do..alrite???coz no1s fukin perfect!!
i must agree with all comments posted here, i am 15 and have the unfortunate luck to attend brune Park after i turned a place down for a grammar school and most people whom most live in a rundown estate Rowner and they strut round thinking they are all it and are top of the world and then you get the odd person who thinks hes a chav above the rest i mean whats wrong with this place it could be a nice place if we blew up half the housing estates these people dont seem to understand what idiots they are in 20 years time there be in a gutter costing us money GET RID OF CHAVS
And one Sunday lunch time in Gosport, for want of absolutely anywhere else to eat, I watched with ghoulish fascination as several naval problem families staged a party for their children. The adults were verbally threatening, massively hung over, the children were snot-encrusted, foul-mouthed.
(Jonathan Meades)
totally agree. me and my mate finished work this saturday just passed and decided to have a few drinks. we did not have enough cash to go to bar or club so we found a bench in a park in elson (big mistake) and had a good drink. 5 mins later a few birds came over and start to chat to us. then 2 mins later, a townie comes over with his shirt off, burberry hat pointing at the moon, walks up to me and twats me. He then runs away me and my mate walk over and he starts shouting, you want some bruv!!!he then runs over to the park swings grabs all his 10 mates so me and my mate decided it wud be safe to walk away. first time ive ever been drinknig in that part of gosport and last time aswell!