I know this has been done before but it really has to be emphasised. I’ve lived here almost my entire life but travelled around Britain a lot and nowhere have I come across a place more chav infested than Gosport. If Chavland was a country then Gosport would be it’s capital city without a doubt.
Everywhere you turn theres a burberry cap, a kappa tracksuit or a group of loudmouth chavs wanting a fight. I just got back from uni and within four hours of being home I had already been jumped by a group of slack jawed, burberry wearing knuckleheads known as the ‘Forton Crew’. They smashed a bottle in one of friends faces just because we said ‘we don’t want any trouble’. They live by the ‘MY brothers just got out of prison’ mentality and strut around Gosport highstreet like they own the place.
On top of the infamous ‘Forton Crew’ Gosport boasts some enviable chavscum stastics. For four years running Gosport has been the Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe and Gosport has the highest crack user ratio in Britain. Its a vertiable hive of lowlife, Nickelson wearing losers whose vocabulary barely stretches past ‘nah’, ‘innit’, ‘gash’ and ‘savage’.
The trouble with Gosport, and Portsmouth, is that Chavs are an institution. There numbers are growing everyday. A Chav grows up to be a Chav Dad with his Chav wife (who looks like a cross between Christina Aguileras older more STD ridden mother and road kill) and they have Chav kids. The Cycle will continue this way until Gosport, and every middle of the road back water town in England has been taken over by Chavs and their offspring.
I say we start the revolution now! Hit the Chavs where it’ll hurt most – right in the Nova. Let it begin in Gosport. Humanity should fight back before it’s too late.

U lot r bullshittaz i am part of forton crew we only eva do shit unless they fukin deserve it so if u really do want us to smash a bottle in ur face i suggest u shut the fuk up
U lot r bullshittaz i am part of forton crew we only eva do shit unless they fukin deserve it so if u really do want us to smash a bottle in ur face i suggest u shut the fuk up
you got an A with grammer like that??
oh please!
^^ anyways, everyones intitled to their opinion i suppose.
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tho "chavs" do start alot more shit in gosport than anywere else.
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funny how they dont gobb of to you when there alone isnt it?!
i mean the worst insult ive ever gotten from them was "GRUNGER" and "HAVE YOU HERD OF KURT KERBANG??"
its like "oh my your so funny, witty, and original…….not =S"
I went to brune park, and us "the alternatives" hung around in a group, every oppertunity, they threw food at us,and rammed into us when they walked past, the head of year, backed them up, saying were making targets of ourselfs for being different.
the wanker.
anyway. There arnt as many as people are making out to be.
..well not in my experience any ways!.
and the tosser who was being agressive in comments up there, is a prime example!
peace. xxxx
typo. safe not save.
listen ive had enough of all u ickle worms givin it all that wen we dont no who u r and thats cos your scared we will get u. and we will not cos were violent junkies but because we can.and by the way qforce with your rifle if we get hold of u we will stick it straight up your nans tight sweating spotty axe wound gash. and u no your mum sucks cocks for rocks, u dont no who ya dad is, but i do its me but i dont wanna no u son cos your mum is a worthless crack ed that me and my mates passed around,she was well up for it we just gave her a pouch of bacci and a teinth of puff and she said we could do wot we want to her, so son next time u open your mouth remember who ya dad is. original rowner boyz, S gray, L deji, N smethurst, S brolly, S harris, Da clark bros, Da mancell twins, K gray, R Mcnulty, P pinder, S smethurst, S kurk, A baker, B russel, G britten, L stapley. thats just a small section of the forces weve fuckers suk out
u lot aint gotta clue apart from the rowner bird your safe the rest of u r all little people who aint got shit better to do then diss us if u think ur all that come into rowner or forton on a friday night and start shouting your mouth and see wot happens faggots.yeah im a rowner boy and proud too alongside forton crew we run things and u aint gotta say about it. this is to all the chav and crew haters suk your dirty mums
first of all u dont even no us and if u do its cos youve been mentally bullied by us u pussies, i take it from wot youve wrote u dont no us cos were still goin. just smarter and stronger, u idiots! carry on chattin ur gonna get yourselves rushed. rowner boyz
first of all u dont even no us if u do youve been mentally bullied by us, you pussies. i take it from wot youve all wrote u dont no us cos were still goin were just a smarter and stronger unit, so wot u sayin about that? your nothing to us carry on chattin ur gonna get yourselfs rushed, over but not out
The Forton and Rowner Crews are dickheads and should be shot. KILL THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeye we agree wit u gurl, gosport aint half as bad as sum places n den ders all u moanin bout it. most da ppls frm der aint as bad as u make out dey r even nicer den ppl out of gosport! dey arent stuk up n if u rele tink bout it dey all wudnt act dat way 4 no reason. dey gota reputation 2 keep n in order 2 do dat dey keep der head high n fite everytin dass goin against em. init weird how dey can get on wit ppls on their own kind?? aint dat sayin sumin!?!? sum ppl dnt even choose 2 liv dat way its how dey r brought up n dey try to make their life beta. sumtyms ppl juss need to put themselvs in otha ppls places n imagin how it is, its nt lyk deze ppl r evil………..i can actually say certain ppl i kno frm ther r sound as netin! dey r mor sound den ne ovas i rekon! ppl r juss up ther own ass 2 even c dat, ur da 1s da need a new life! gurl who im writin dis 2, i feel u in ur words n at least u got a mind! n 2 all u anti-chavs u cant say shit unless u bin ther n dun tht- so keep ya mouths shut aii safe 2 all ma ppls blesssssssssss xxxxxxxxx
DECENT INFO WANTED Looking to move to this area of Gosport everyone leave some info on the place what goes on in around this area crime trouble etc etc and what schools are ok and what ones are crap.
Dont go leaving a load of bull im no teenager who thinks there hard and wanna look good infront of their mates Im a mum with a big family trying to improve the quality of life.
Also whats the buses like for a disabled person are they wheelchair friendly or are they out of the ark mini buses that only twenty people can get on
LEAVE CHAVS ALONE THEY RULE
hahaha lmfao peeps in gosport dress like chavs but they dnt act like em and rowner aint shit anymore the fucking worst place is elson! FACT!!!!!!!! the amount of crime there has fucking shot up! nuff said.
i dnt think it is that bad in rowner forton or n e where else in gosport i have lived in rowner all ym life not far fo concrete jungle and i hear off most probelms which r rare. i am quite leary all though nto a trouble maker and sum class me as a chav but just the other dya i wen tdown town and iw as the onyl perosn in a burberry cap and fred perry top and trakies everyone else was walking in jeans and other casual clothes and i looked otu fo place and this was on a market day so the “supposed ” chav presence in gosport is definately dying and i dotn think it has ever been as bgi as people make out if you dont cause troubel people dont start on you accept the small minority of trouble makers who are out for a fight but you get them everywhere. think you could live up londer of as clsoe as over pompey in buckland or summerstown or even over leigh park then ti gets abit wors ebtu gosport is no worse than n e wheer else. outsiders who ahve never or very rarely been to gosport are the ones who label it i go to school out of the area and its impossible to persuade n e 1 at school that gosport is no worse than there area. gosport had a a general reputation for beign rough and instead of us picking every little problem with gosport we shoudl be highliting all the good points adn showing outsiders that united as one us people is gosport are friendly nromal human beings which we all no we are!
gosport is a shit ole n its da ghetto n us teenagers love it ! its wot we think about, n its wot forton n rowner think about too much? but who gives a fuck?
i was a sk8er, skated for 2 years, now im a chav, i dnt act no different, it dont matta. We got fuck else to do so we entertain ourselves.
oh n by the way ? if u wanna get rid of chavs ull ave to close down fred perry shops, all sports shops n most of the other shops, wich aint gunna appen isit ? chavs are ere to stay, ya get me?
hey just read all ur comments! they well made me laugh but dnt u think ur under estimating gosport just a little bit?! Iv actually just left brune park and found that the majority of people by the time they were sixteen had grown out of the chav stage and were either just normal people or sk8rs. Also alot of u seem to think that if sumone is normal ie wears jeans and say a polo shirt is a chav… ur wrong. Alot of those people are decent. its only the complete arse holes hu go up to people in elson park and starts punching them. Dont gt me wrong i agree there are a few chavs but u cnt compare gosport to sum where like london! have a little respect for gosport- u cud live sum where worse!!! any hoo…. did neone go see greenday at milton keynes a couple of months ago… werent they amazing! billy joe..mmmmmm! xxxx
alrite rowner_bird ere, i live near da jungle but not to near coz that wudnt b 2 nice lol! it is true tho rowner is gettin better n the population of smack eds is dyin down..well actually more like they r dying! i hang around in forton alot n both rowner n forton r the same but fortons just a little bit more cleaner.
hey rowner_bird, i used to live in derby cort, where do u live?
I live in the rowner estate, have done half my life, never had anything stolen from me, however, for a couple of years i lived in your beloved fareham, i woz thieved from twice in less than a year. yes i agree that rowner is a shithole, but people in fareham can be twats too.