I know this has been done before but it really has to be emphasised. I’ve lived here almost my entire life but travelled around Britain a lot and nowhere have I come across a place more chav infested than Gosport. If Chavland was a country then Gosport would be it’s capital city without a doubt.
Everywhere you turn theres a burberry cap, a kappa tracksuit or a group of loudmouth chavs wanting a fight. I just got back from uni and within four hours of being home I had already been jumped by a group of slack jawed, burberry wearing knuckleheads known as the ‘Forton Crew’. They smashed a bottle in one of friends faces just because we said ‘we don’t want any trouble’. They live by the ‘MY brothers just got out of prison’ mentality and strut around Gosport highstreet like they own the place.
On top of the infamous ‘Forton Crew’ Gosport boasts some enviable chavscum stastics. For four years running Gosport has been the Teenage pregnancy capital of Europe and Gosport has the highest crack user ratio in Britain. Its a vertiable hive of lowlife, Nickelson wearing losers whose vocabulary barely stretches past ‘nah’, ‘innit’, ‘gash’ and ‘savage’.
The trouble with Gosport, and Portsmouth, is that Chavs are an institution. There numbers are growing everyday. A Chav grows up to be a Chav Dad with his Chav wife (who looks like a cross between Christina Aguileras older more STD ridden mother and road kill) and they have Chav kids. The Cycle will continue this way until Gosport, and every middle of the road back water town in England has been taken over by Chavs and their offspring.
I say we start the revolution now! Hit the Chavs where it’ll hurt most – right in the Nova. Let it begin in Gosport. Humanity should fight back before it’s too late.
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The Rowner Regeneration “VASSAL” that is what Leaseholders are called for 800 years!
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Gosport is a walking advertisement for bringing back Eugenics. This is the only way to break the cycle of the chav scum. Alternatively, use them for electricity like in “The Matrix”. I know because I had the misfortune of spending my first 20 years of my life there.
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I would like to say I am not a chav and i reside in Gosport. Gosport is only bad if your looking for trouble yourself. 17yrs of living here, and not once have I ever been started on. Yeah teenage pregnancy might be a problem, it is because closed-minded idiots that give them shit, they don’t help the situation. Maybe talk a walk in their shoes?
It really irritates me when people tar everyone with the same brush.
Gosport is okay. It has its problems, but where doesn’t?
I am from gosport and I live in a relatively bad chav area. I have chest lengh so I get a lotta shit.. I been readin a lot of comments here about stayin out the way and ignoring it WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ARE STILL HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE???!!! If you ignore em more will appear out of the filthy cracks they live in. Ive had threats on my life, people failing to rob me, Insults a dozen and you know what I do??? JUST PUNCH THE FUCKERS STRAIGHT IN THEIR f**king FACES!!! I am so sick of just sittin round doin nothin about them. Just kill the fucks. GOSPORT CHAVS ARE PUSSYS END OF!!!
The Rowner Regeneration not needed ! COMMONHOLD not LEASEHOLD like the rest of
EUROPE inc SCOTLAND all have COMMONHOLD !
Here’s a message to all the DUMB f**king ARSEHOLES in Gosport: Go f**k yourselves you stupid, thick stinking cunts. I would never have thought humanity could sink as low as it has in this town. It literally depresses me. So many f**king brainless morons. I wish I could put half the town into a gas chamber. How can so many people be so f**king clueless? I f**king hope karma takes its course upon all the f**king SCUMBAGS that live in this town.
I would’nt agree there is acctually no such thing as the forton crew its just a bunch of kiddies running around living off the name the forton crew died out years and years ago. To be honest theres chavs where ever you go and i think you’re being a bit judgementel towards that genre of poeple its not that bad here at all ive lived in far worse places when i was in the army Hillingdon is the worst place ive been to there was nt a single British person there all asians the place even stank like afghanistan And to know that theres homless british people out there who need a place to live but cant cause of all the brown scum who think we owe them somthin. I think gosports problem are the polish and the browns they are taking over everything in this place. But i do agree with the whole teenage pregers thing they seem to get pregnant so they don’t have to work they should be sterilised so they cant have kids. But at the end of it Gosports not that bad people just need to stick up for themselvs when it comes to chavs there the same as me an you they still bleed when you hit them back and have the satisfaction that that chav is gonna stuggle threw life
All i have to say is ‘Have you been to Margate?’
It makes Gosport look like a holiday resort!!!!
Trust me! I have been in Gosport all of my life, I am not the most intellectual person you will ever meet (however I’m clever enough to know this, give me some credit). Although it is not the best town in the world it also is not by any means the worst, we have a lot more accessibility to all the things we will ever need than a hell of a lot of places! Who ever has said that they have travelled a lot of places was either lying or has a lot of money. Gosport has improved over the years, please people give credit where credit is due………… Otherwise you may as well be one of those ‘stereo typical’ people.
Gosport has nearly 80,000 people living in it with no cinema, hospital and poor/expensive public transport problems; it certainly has its downsides most of which are due to a horrific council. However it is not the drug infested, chavtastic, yobo ridden hell-hole that’s been painted here. I wear Victorian clothes most of the time and even dig out my topper during the Christmas period, I am odd; generally i get very nice comments and conversations from people and have become acquainted with many. I cannot deny that i don’t get the occasional cat-call and half baked insult, but if violence is so prevalent here there’s no way i could walk out my front door let alone go down town in all hours. If you think Gosport is bad I suggest you travel to a few places across the globe, I assure you there are places that make here comparatively heavenly.
Are any of the above (pro chav) comments actually real or have they been put on here by people pretending to be chavs so that they can make them appear even more stupid than they really are. I have seen them wandering around Gosport looking like something out of a Shane Meadows movie crossed with a zombie flick. I can see that chavs are stupid ,who can’t ! I mean it stands out a mile they dress stupid, talk stupid, act stupid, so I suppose it is possible that they have written on here as they really do like to advertise the fact that they are STUPID ! Anyhow if your not from or never have been to Gosport and would like to know why it produces so much lowlife go to youtube and type in ” discover gosport (how it really is ) ” Make sure you go to the film with ” how it really is ” written on it as “discover gosport” is tourist board video which makes Gosport look like florida keys . You won’t see hundreds of chavs in the video but you will see what a dump Gosport is and you might even come to the conclusion that if you lived in Gosport you would probally be a chav too.
Hello I strongly believe that a lot of the problems are being caused by the Goverment which
allows blocks to be run by a Freeholder plus then an unelected Managing Agent !These
are the route cause of the problem ! CARL is an organisation which campaigns to abolish these
and allow the residents full power!
The other problem is Gosport Council who are only interested now as they can see what they
will get out of it.
Thirdly Gosport Council are not active in ROWNER to sort out serious envoermental problems,
I have had a serious problem with a tenant above with 2 Rottweilers causing a serious
sewage problem to my flat plus residents and children !They choose to be in DENIAL for
over 2 years !!!!
Chavs:
Kill ‘em all
Thats what i say
What are they doing here?
Sucking up money from benefits
Imagine what good could be done with that money
My solution is to
Forget the “Rowner regeneration project”
Fence off the “Concrete Jungle”
All chavs will be sent there
Nobody comes out
Watch them survive like the animals they are
Living in a slum is all they deserve
An easy solution to cure this place of the scum that inhabit it.
Im from Gosport. I have had trouble where i am from. and i am certainly not a chav. I do hate it when i see all these chavvy kids boasting around gosport threatening people. I think they all need to grow up. My road is a very quiet place but the road next to me is absolutely crazy. All these chavvy kids running around making noise till 2 in the morning. There are more stabbings now and it needs to stop. I sometimes do not feel safe in my own town because they are everywhere. I live in Forton and theres always that risk your going to get mugged or stabbed etc. Ive had some people come up to me and ask me for a fight but there either drunk or on drugs. Thankfully im in Education not pregnant, Not a druggie or alcoholic its because i have been brought up right. Sometimes its the parents that should be blamed for the kids behaviour for not being to strict with them and letting them roam the streets till 5 in the morning. These kids will never learn and i think Forton can be a bad place id love to put them all away in a camp and teach them a lesson!! i was picked on at school by chavvy kids because i wasnt cool enough but im in education im getting myself somewhere in life! look at you lot. Still scavving of your mothers making babies with your sisters! taking drugs, dealing drugs getting into fights etc WOW dream big!! Get over yourself and quit the puff!!
i am not chavvy i am alternative. but i get on well with alot of chavs and know people from the forton crew. they are not as bad as some of you are making them out to be, i have never been confronted by them, they are pretty awesome. i think peple are just relli judgemental and will listen to anything
to be honest . most people say chavs walk around in trakcies the simple lascotse fred perry & thaat lot . you know .
but not all the chavs wear that , decent peeps where that to . but stil i think rowner if quite a naff place. but im not ashamed. atleast people that live their have a house + for the forton crew. i do think its a bit chavy , and silly but owel up to them really !!
but i dont like chavs !!
just a few days ago my house got broken into by the forton crew
ooooo im scared.
thankfully there to stupid to sleal anything and just had a food fight!!!
thankfully.
the police did there job for once
and there not getting away with it.
two fingers up at them!
personally
i would like to kill them
but im not stooping to there level.
there just a bunch of twatish 20 your olds
as the old forton crew are dead or in prison.