the epitome of “essex girls” and “essex boys”, mostly because it’s in essex. spawned the phrase “harlow facelift”, which is when the girlies pull their hair into a high ponytail so tight that the skin on their face is lifted up. they all wear adidas trackies (males and females), and every female over the age of 12 has children. note the plural for that.
the children tend to be called “cawt-nay”, “jaw-dun”, or “mee-sheow”. as a friend of mine once said, only in ‘arlow (as the locals pronounce it) can the only nightclub be affectionately referred to as “the dive”. if they aren’t at The Dive then the chavs and chavettes of ‘arlow are lapping the one-way system in their s**t boy racer pink cars with their badass sahnd systems and their pre-teen fiancees.
as elton john once sang, “saturday night’s alright (for fighting)”, and where better to see it than ‘arlow. because believe me, you will.
I have noticed one thing reading these sometimes hilarious comments on Chav(scum) towns, those that rise to the baiting the quickest are those chavscum that had obviously not been chav-scum enough at school, or should that be skule? That actually learned to read and write, after a fashion as usually the grammar is appaling, the syntax lousy, (syntax is whether or not your sentences are easy to read and make some sense) and let’s be honest here, they are appalingly difficult because the bloody capitalisation and spelling is even worse than the text speak that seems so prevalent today!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the only answer to chav-scumism is compulsory sterilisation if there is the slightest hint of chav-scumism in the gene pool, off with the goolies and slits to be sown up! And of course remove all benefit entitlement! Within a generation chav-scumism will be eradicated forever!
haaa “shauubaaaa” get a life yous probs a low life pretendin you have 3 kids.. haa you wish darlingggg!! its an opinion of what it is alrighttt not gunna be bang on isit naaaaa
your all a bunch of goons n dnt no s**t 1 fuk you get on with your lives n alow us to do ours ! … im 15 n got 3 kids wot ya problem ! x