Kent… The garden of England, one of the most beautifulist places in England to be infact. But with gardens comes unwanted things, the one part of your garden you avoid. This is the isle of sheppy. The island (thank god its that) is off the coast of kent and is a spawning ground for townies. There is a site fr this shit hole…
http://www.sheppeyscum.com/
Visit the site to see what wank they have there. I actually have the misfortune of owning a caravan on that god forsaken island and i try to avoid it as much as possible with all the peasents that roam there. If you ever visit it, make sure you carry a gun or something cos if you’re walking down the road you’re bound to get “what ya say about me mum ya w**ker?!” …”I’ll fuckin’ deck ya, ya greebo c**t”
AVOID THIS SHIT HOLE AT ALL COSTS!
Perhaps people would take your comments about Sheppey more seriously if you were in fact able to spell it correctly – or, come to that, spell anything else in your article correctly. I don’t know where you come from, but I can only say that if you think Sheppey is that bad, you have obviously not really lived yet or experienced life in any other part of the Country, where there are real live problems – you should give Bermondsey, Hounslow or Earls Court a go.
Also, if you are labouring under the illusion that you are somehow more educated or cultured than the average Island dweller, having read your atrociously written article, I would ‘Fink’ again.
earl’s court.. 150m from the tube station a 1 bedroom flat costs a million pounds.. clearly a hell hole… errr…
Ah, Kent. The countryside.
Because that’s where the cunts reside
if you think the island is a shit hole why not move to lewisham peckham woolwich catford i am sure that you would like the locals all comming to sheppy soon.
well, i am a born and bred londoner, in fact i lived down the old kent road and then moved to peckham for many many years! i have to say, my teen years in peckham were the best! sadly, peckham, like a lot of london, isnt the same old place
i have lived on sheppey since 2006, and i love it 
i haven’t seen any violence, chavs with guns etc. its a lot of people that come down from london in the summer hols that give this island a bad name, but believe me, i wouldn’t wanna go back to london!! thats a cess pit!
PMSL i lived there for five years. flea ridden shite hole scum-bag piss and shit eating retard inbred monsteous whore hole. I HATE IT. I am so angry for living there. the women are like violent blokes and they look like the aftermath of a horrific violent car crash aswell as sounding like one aswell. f**k THE ISLE OF SHITTY. f**king PISS-STAINED PIKEY SHITHOLE
hi, I left Sheppey 10 years back and agree it is a bit of a dump,but retrobates like you contaminating the place only make it worse,so stay in the pig pen you were spawned in.
Only true Sheppey people have the right to slag the place off
SHEPPEY ANIT A SHIT HOLE YOU ARE! SHEPPEY MAY BE DIRTY BUT ITS A BETTER PLACE THEN MOST PLACES , YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE YOU DONT LIVE HERE SO GO f**k YOU!
oh, and HENRY THE EIGHTH used to have a castle there..offending a king! check you “hardnuts” out.
and i, live in a house, with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a kitchen, front room, and a big garden. not a caravan.
Urm, you cant even spell SHEPPEY right, if your going to right about how rubbish the island is, atleast learn how to spell.
and your wrong.
thanks
Oh dear Hester. Can’t has an apostrophe, or at least it should have. Authors should not spell ‘sheppey’ right, they should spell it correctly. Authors do not right, they write. Finally the words ‘at’ and ‘least’ should always be separated by a space. Keep these points in mind and you will make a fine Grammar Nazi.
You missed “and your wrong. ‘s an abbreviation of you are and therefore is you’re.
Where is the bloody cash point on Isle of Shitty Please??????
pikey’s nicked it
haha love it, reading through the site I wondered if the island would be mentioned, its like any small town unless you grow up there or are one of loud annoying families your just not going to like it. I have sadly moved away from the island =( but will be back the end of july to get pissed and have a laugh my inbred family and friends thanks for making me smile =) I know its a f**king piss hole but I love it, and i can spell =P
I have to say, I totally agree with all the chav comments! Sheppey is a hell hole of an Island, I grew up there till the age of 11, since when I have lived all over the place and now live in Asia.
I go back once a year to see my grandma. Its a trip that is so bitter sweet. I really wanna see her, but the thought of having to go back to that shit hole of a place is so depressing.. I have lived in some shitty areas of London that are like paradise compared to parts of Sheppey. I’ve felt safer walking around slums in Asia than I do going back there… And thats saying something..
Probably should detonate the SS Richard Montgomery, sink the Island and be done with it.
i totally agree with rach, if any of you silly arses can follow this so far…and to the stupid dick who says he ‘owns’ a caravan there well maybe he should find somewhere better if he dont like it, why stay? why moan? poor poor you, cant you afford to go abroad darling? thats why the lower class go to sheppey… dont be there mate treat yourself to butlins this year x
Hello Guys, well I must say that all of this you are writing is a load of crap! It just proves that the rest of you are illiterate since you cannot spell or use correct grammar or punctuation! In fact Sheppey is a pleasant place with wealthy people living there! If you think we are inbred then you are sadly mistaken and I suggest you look in the mirror, obviously you have never had the plesure of meeting well hosted people. Just because we have a few people living on this island that may not give it a good name (just like any where) does not mean we should be burnt alive! that is totally in humain and rude.
if i had it my way all the inbred cunts would being burning like rats and i did used to live there so dont trie to feed me any bullshit about the place its a goverment inbreeding testin area i think they proven their point LOL.
It’s clearly obvious whoever has written this is from sittingbourne or chatham, you use the island as a cover from the ACTUAL shit hole you live in. Maybe the island does have some “chavs” on it but at least its not full of whores and prostitutes like sittingbourne or chatham!!
I empathise with your comments xJessex, but i am afraid you are mistaken. There are no chavs on Sheppey. The troglodytes that abide there are a different breed. They have evolved separately from the rest of Kent. Spawned from the onholy unions of the pikeys that settled there and old-fashioned working class scum, that used to holiday there from the east end of London.
When the train from Queenborough pulls into Sittingbourne, the local chavs will temporarily scatter, scared of what deranged mong-people will alight.
For further info please see the website
http://www.sheppeyscum.com/
sheppey a shithole,that is an understatement,i was prat enough to book a self catering holiday there last year,and c**t enough to go, it was a waste of petrol and a waste of a week of my life.one consilation it makes our local rubbish tip look like clean and tidy if you let of a bloody great bomb you would struggle to do a tenners worth of damage next year helmund province like the man said “it can only get better”.
Dear God, man – I laughed so hard, a little bit of piss did actually escape.
Perhaps you should have gone to Spain you cheapskate.
Growing up there in the sixties and seventies Sheerness was a beautiful quintessential seaside town which had a thriving economy, full employment, two cinemas, a fairground, busy Market on a Tuesday which was rated as one of the best in England, and a offshore wreck!
what went wrong was much the same as in most if not all seaside towns and most of the UK itself.
we sold our industries off for cheap foreign imports and allowed Tesco,s full reign to do as it pleased. so piss off back to your town and never darken Sheppey’s door step again…OK!
double lol
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