This is a definite Chav Town, being on the north yorkshire border with cleveland and basically being a human dumping ground for all the problem families that not even middlesborough and redcar can cope with. Popular spots for Chav Sighting is the Town Square, Taberners Chippy, Zetland Estate and The Angel Pub
Loftus could perhaps be one of the very first Chav towns, with its rich history of retarded families being sent by social services from Middlesborough, Grangetown, South Bank, Eston and Redcar to this backwater, with the only industries apparant being Boulby Potash mine and selling drugs to younger Chavs.
The local school used to be called Rosecroft School, and it was basically a Borstal for Teachers, with teachers regularly beating up children, not caring less about the curriculum, and several teachers in need of possible psychiatric help, not having a clue about what day of the week it is basically
I grew up there, and hated every single second of it. Its crime ridden, seriously low education levels, and actually rated in a government report in 1994 as having the highest rate of underage pregnancies per capita in the whole of the UK
Most families seem to be related and interbred, noticable inbred families including the Garbutts, the Harris’ the Smithies and the Lettins, oh and of course the Hawkins, actually proven for fact to be incestuous and the possible inspiration for The Dingles.
Crime is rife in this town, especially on the Zetland Estate, where very few people have jobs, and local activity includes TWOCking (like american GTA – Taking Without Owners Consent), Washing Lining (stealing laundry), Pot Dealing, Cat Baiting (throwing cats into pens with vicious dogs to train the dogs up for hunting) and DSS Scamming (they are highly adept at this)
The majority of Chavs in this area can be identified by large medallion rings from Elizabeth Dukes, that double as knuckle dusters, surly mannerisms grunting at anyone who exhibits the slightest level of intelligence, a can of Diamond White cider or trackie bottoms tucked into greyish white socks and ridiculous reebok basketball boots, although its obviously the only running they do is to the post office to cash their giro or away from police after a spot of ‘creeping’ (burglaring whilst residents are in bed asleep
A true Chav Town!
Well yeah your slightly right Loftus is a s**t hole but you can’t say anything until you’ve seen liverton mines so the lot of you can shut your f**kin mouths and im not even living there but I know liverton mines is full of drunks druggies and under age pregnantceys and that’s just some of the stuff so f**k off
hawkins are defo inbreeds i agree with that but the harris’s and the garbutts are not ! but why arnt the upton’s not mentioned !but if anyone is an insperation for the dingles its the hawlins and the uptons !!
i lived in loftus for the first 18 years of my life, ive now been out of that place for over 10 years, and the way it is now i wouldnt go back, its just gets worse and worse. going by the way some of these loftus people are writing i would say yes you are chavs. maybe not all the loftus residents but you are. i knew some of the haris`s when i was at rosecroft and they were good lads, got into a bit of trouble but never caused me any bother, its the scruffy arse thorpes that want shooting. over all i wouldnt go back ever, i dont even like driving through the place now its horrible
HaHa this made me cry with laughter, and i totally agree pmsl. I lived in loftus for over 10 yrs and tbh even grangetown has more to offer then loftus area full stop.
Haha pathetic as f**k, Loftus is a s**thole, and always will be! its the worst place i could imagine ever living!
I am from Loftus and very proud of the fact.
I would love to meet the author of this piece if you would have time to discuss your views on the town.
Simon Clifford
I admire your lack of intellect, I to grew up in Loftus and I have since lived in all corners of the country. I have yet to meet people as friendly. Yes there are some social problems which successive governments choose to ignore, but these are found in the majority of towns and people are willing to back door these issues. The Local Government is willing to charge penial business rates for premises on Loftus high street which inturn drives away any prospect of employment and prosperity in the town. I have no doubt that in time Loftus will improve.
It’s hilarious, all the chavs coming on slapping their gums…. The fact that you wear adidas, Nike, etc does not excuse the fact they are the only pair of clothes you own. Coming through Loftus today, the amount of delinquents in tracksuits and baseball caps is unreal. Scumbags, all on the dole, all need deporting IMHO, there are illegal immigrants more worthy of being in this country than these losers.
It’s not the “Zetland Estate”, dear, it’s the “Westfield Estate”, otherwise known as Colditz. Please get your facts right.
Loftus was a lovely place, and in some areas still is, but it’s unfortunately been blighted by poverty. East Cleveland in general is an area of high economic and social deprivation. It’s worth noting that the people who are the most unpleasant are the people who aren’t actually originally from Loftus. They are people who’ve been dumped there because they’ve been thrown out of other places for basically being unsociable twats.
Anyway, if I could just say, if you think that Loftus is “a human dumping ground”, then kindly f**k the hell off and live somewhere else, and take the scum who’ve been dumped there with you, then the rest of the people in the town can try and improve the place (something which whoever wrote this is incapable of even thinking about…..pathetic). Thank you.
They all sound like Vicky Pollards LOL.
hahahahahahahaha … hahaha
loftus needs blowing up and all the residents with it!
Chloe Ryder and your “lil crew” are a pack of uneducated horrible little biatches, if only it really was colditz . . . even that woulod be too kind for all of you.
Hey you fgot about the Wrighty family all they do is EAT AND EAT AND ave more Kids for the dole office to feed them and now the the big girl is on her way just like her mam aving kids and cliam dole and eat and eat again . fink she has 9 kids the mam now.
you allways woz good at english Helen lol rimember the white mice
Is it just me that find all the replies to this thread ironic due to the text speak, threats of violence and complete illegibility?
Why respond to a thread with comments saying how unchavish you are with paragraphs littered with threats of violence, abuse and general stupidity?
It seems that loftus truly is one of the top chav towns
this is danielle harris and kelly earl loftus isnt a dumping ground and we all arnt scruffs if we were scruffs then do u think we wud be walkin around in reebok and addidas and nike no i dont think so and by the way i used to go to freebrough and they dont do fuk all like beating up the kids if any thing its the kids beating up the teachers lol who ever wrote this i like to see u cum 2 loftus and us chavs will show u how wrong u r we will kick your ars right left and center and by the way im a harris and we are not fukin interbred and neither are the garbutts ill tell u wat who ever sed us harris were interbred then cum to loftus cause its full ov harris but ill tell u this u cum into loftus u woulnt get back out alive who ever wrote this needs there fukin head testing cause ya full ov s**t w**kers
this is danielle harris and kelly earl loftus isnt a dumping ground and we all arnt scruffs if we were scruffs then do u think we wud be walkin around in reebok and addidas and nike no i dont think so and by the way i used to go to freebrough and they dont do fuk all like beating up the kids if any thing its the kids beating up the teachers lol who ever wrote this i like to see u cum 2 loftus and us chavs will show u how wrong u r we will kick your ars right left and center and by the way im a harris and we are not fukin interbred and neither are the garbutts ill tell u wat who ever sed us harris were interbred then cum to loftus cause its full ov harris but ill tell u this u cum into loftus u woulnt get back out alive who ever wrote this needs there fukin head testing cause ya full ov s**t w**kers
This is aaron and we arnt that much of a chav we like our jewelly and all s**t lyk that but we dont go smashing cars in and all that s**t the dude who wrote this wants to come down to loftus and we will show him how chavs fight!! lol well here is emma and she got summit to say aswell!! rite i live on the estate n ma house aint a fukin dump rite mayb sum are dsnt mean we all r does it!! Freebrough (rosecroft) LMAO how the fuk can u say they beat children up wen ya dnt even go there do ya fink ma mam wuld let me go there if they did dont fink so! so get ya facts rite ya nob n id like u 2 cum say this to chloes and “her crews” face cos i dont think she wuld b very fukin appy wot ya say 2 er
hi this is chloe ryders lil crew we arnt no fuking chavs just cause we wear fred perry jumpers and trackys dose not mean we are fuking chavs at all so wat the fuk we ment to wear to satasfie u c**ts to us not been chavs, well heard one 4 u fuk of we wear want the fuk we want.