Luton! nuff said really but i’ll giv ya a few places where the chavviest hang. Co-ops all ova the town have chavs workin behind the counter servin their own sorts of ppl. Theres a shop called ‘Half Price Jewellers’ in the Arndale – it was MADE for chavs, full of the ‘classiest’ jewellery (gold chains and soveriegns galore) – Cheap prices for Quality gems, also Argos bling is another common occurance with chavs. The town council have even invented a shelter thing where all the p-heads can go and drink outside on the streets! Its aimin straight at the towns biggest population- the Chavs! Also the ‘market end’ of the arndale used to b considered the place for the best of the chavs – but since they moved Wilkinsons to the other end and they started to sell clothes(!?) in there , theyve moved along to the main entrance end spreadin their vibe allover the centre – theres no escape.
I truly couldn’t have done this much without this great pill. ,
Ive posted some pictures of luton in the gallery for all to bare whitness as to how poor luton really is
My good friends live in Luton, and on three occassions i went to visit them, and it was indeed an interesting place-how so?-well the pubs seemed decent enough from the outside but as soon as you went into them they would have the lads-standing at the bar-now please picture the scene youve never entered a bar before -you walk in the 15-20 odd crowd gawps at all who enter-baseball caps on, jeans with white reebok classics, spoirts tops on sporting the 10-2 o clock stance, dragging knuckles dead look in the eyes-a bit like a f**king retard but no -worse chav!
however this little delight was the start! the best came later, i spent the night at my friends and it was a truly lovely place-until in the morning…an incessant motor noise woke me up, and i thought f**king hell thats been going on for ages-it was the local kids -well when i say kids i mean 3 17 year olds and a 35 year old…pissing about on a fart powered moped in the sports field ovelooked by the flats-ye gods it was the funniest sight ever!! a big lard arsed pikey on a tiny moped! the silhouette in the distance was pure comic book!!-the retard chav had a mud splash on his back as the mud guard was off-they carried on till midday!-then at night lit a bonfire -using part of the fence as fuel!-and decided to pelt the building with stones lovely!! -police were called 4 times-the reply -finally “are they still there are they? “-if they do too much damage like set the building on fire call us then”-thats a real conversation it happened-cue standing in the hallway with a baseball bat ready to tackle the local “bored socially deprived my heart bleeds f**king so called youth!-
i left the next day-never been back-friends sold up in desperation! Who the hell can blame them?
The delights of luton.
i come from luton, and the man is right, it is a shit hole, today i was in the arndale, the best place to spot chavs, a girl had a burberry hair bobble.!? Why must you do this unless you have recieved a large smack on the head (probably from her pimp daddy).