It is clear as soon as you step out of Luton Central Station that everyone who lives there are in fact the spawn of Satan. As well as the usual accessories of jewellery, fake burberry clothes (they can’t afford the real stuff in Luton) the chavgirls have to have a pushchair with a small demonic child wailing in said pushchair. The parentage of the child is irrelevant, it could be stolen off the street, however, if they have a child its instant street cred. Clearly, the younger the chavgirl with the pram the cooler she is because she put out at a younger age because shes obviously a “dirty bitch”
The chavs like to hang out in various places but the Arndale Shopping Centre is a particular favourite. A group of chavs stand in a massive circle taking up most of the walkway in the Arndale and refuse to move. The more intimidating (if indimidating means looking dim) the look on the face the more they feel they “run tings, tings don’t run dem.”
In their spare time they like to park in car parks in their souped up shit cars beeping at passing cars in order to race them. Anyone that does not respond is a pussy. It goes without saying that the winner of the race not only has to come first but skid around and make as much noise as possible.
When unwinding they go to the infamous Chav chain Yates to “grind and wind” with randoms they meet to pretend dancehall and rnb. Club time comes around and they head off to Space. If someone hasn’t been stabbed by the end of the night then severe disappointment ensues. The disappointment is lifted a little if the chavgirl takes off her stillettos and threatens to stick it in another minger’s eye.
And yes, its so bad Wife Swap is currently recruiting here. Wicked.
daveylad 
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LUTON ALL DAY WAY!!!!
BRAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAP
your a lot of assholes, i’m sure whatever towns you live in, not that you’d admit it, are the same if not worse than Luton… your a bunch of would be stuck up arseholes…
You are all just so wrong, snobby and stereotypical. For starters, the Arndale is, as of 2009, The Mall. Secondly, not all teenage girls are pregnant with ‘chavved up’ buggies, there is an approximate 3% of teenage pregnancies, mainly up the north of Luton. Luton is like any other place, with rough parts, again, mainly up north. Most of you writing this article and the writers of merely obnoxious comments obviously haven’t been to Luton. Shuvlarse, idiotic imbecile and a snob; the writer for this page, idiotic imbecile and a snob. Absolute imbeciles. I am from Luton and I can speak propely, punctuate properly; all the opposites to your assumptions
I have lived in Luton for 21 years and a lot of what you say about chavs and the ‘init’ culture/asian community is true and the latter in particular is getting worse, I won’t deny that.
But I have never been raced at any lights (except if you go out at 3am on a fri/sat night), but then again I have experienced this in other towns!
I think people are just snobbish when it comes to Luton and are under the impression that where they live is so much better and ‘chavvy’ behavior does not exist in their town!!
Areas of Luton are particularly bad I know but some of it isn’t as bad as been made out, I have never been abused in the street, or attacked or anything!
I can write all day about the bad press Luton receives (some of it justified), but I went to school in Hemel and can tell you that they are just deluding themselves if they think they haven’t got a ‘chav’ problem. Not just to single out Hemel but use it as an example.
oh and by the way some of you have SERIOUS anger issues by some of the things you have written. Either that or you are just massive racists or bigots….can’t quite decide!
i have lived in luton for 35 years and it is gone down hill so much completely over run with asians and eastern block folk it is a total shit hole i every sense of the word the airport is its best feature GREAT!!
6 years on and Luton is even worse, Space has closed down, at least in space you had different rooms playings various music styles. Now all that is left is liquid and chiacagos, and they play tired old 90′s rnb with the odd bit of early 2000′s fake dancehall. It’s like going 10 years back in time to the worst point in clubbing history.
The DJ in chicagos is in his 60′s and plays the exact same play list every single weekend, the music hasn’t changed over the last 5 years. What the fascination is with dreary 90′s RnB I don’t know, I’ve yet to meet anybody that likes it (chavs included).
One thing I have noticed is nobody seems to be able to speak English anymore, so any ounce of character that the town did have in it’s pubs have been washed away with the sound of foreign toungues.
All of the pubs employ these rude european people aswell who openly admit to hating English people. If you are English and in a pub, expect to get dirty looks from the barstaff and served last. This goes for all pubs from Brooks to the White house. The only pubs I know that don’t have rude bar staff are the Brewary tap and the Green Room (which has now closed down)
If you fancy a night out clubbing don’t go to liquid, you will never get served and if you so much as look at the bar staff you will get shouted at, have a drink thrown over you and then thrown out of the club head first by the over enthusiastic bouncers. I got throat grabbed and then thrown out for saying excuse me (after waiting half an hour) while the twat of a barman served about 20 other people.
Yes it’s true (other than the rude staff), there’s no trouble in Luton’s clubs anymore, that’s because they are always dead and the majority of people just stay in doors now. The club / pub scene in Luton now days is non existent because you either a) wont get in or b) won’t get served or c) go to a place and find it’s totally dead.
As we are in a recession Luton council decided it would be a great idea to increase the business rates so half the shops in Luton have now gone out of business, Dunstable is like a ghost town.
The number of homeless people and street beggers has increased, there seems to be an influx of Romanian gypsys in Luton now, I’m told by a few romanians that a lot of Romanians left romania to get away from the gypsys. In Romania the gypsys openly rob and murder people and the police can’t control them. I’m yet to see that in Luton but I suppose once they get bored of their free council houses the existing inhabitants of Luton will be a pushover compared to the hardened romanians back home.
The alcoholics club has increased ten fold, usually you’d see fraser pops, evil bob and a few drunken drunks in the town center, now we have a piss head brigade of collosal numbers, meaning it’s impossible to walk through the town center without bumping into some pissed up white ace addict asking you for spare change. With the expansion of the EU we now have hoards of homeless Polishmen who can’t even ask you for spare change in English.
As one last saving grace it was nice that the council celebrated something positive by hanging England world cup flags in the arndale center, of course the downside of that is that they also allow muslim extremists to actively preach terrorist views and hand out leaflets outside the university.
Luton is an indescribable shitehole- a vast boil on the buttocks of Bedfordshire. The best thing that can be done is to drop 100 thousand tonnes of concrete over it and build a new (white) town on top of it.
We are both 15 year old girls who live in Luton and niether one of us are pregnant or have a child, so this is well and truely inaccruate.
Yes Luton, like any town, has its rougher areas and yes you do see some chavs but it is a small minority and not everyone is “SCUM”.
This is very harsh and unfair and even more frustrating when people who dont even live in Luton are commenting about it and slagging it off.
Ive lived here all my life… well, i live in houghton, which is sort of a mini luton a few miles away.
And yeah, it sucks.
I have lived here for 4 years and it gets worse everyday innit! You cannot walk down the road without someone spitting and and sleazing innit!!! and EVERY sentence ends in INNIT!! I hate this discusting sleazy hell hole.
I am moving away as soon as I can. The scum and men in general here are truely nasty!!
Also the only defense that the MP had for it being number 1 crap town was that it was next to the Dunstable Downs!!!
Ive posted some pictures of luton in the gallery for all to bare whitness as to how poor luton really is
what you say is true. living not to far away from the station you can hear the mobs and their “rides” at night. Ive posted some pics of luton in the gallery for everyone to feast their eyes on, luton is the pits