Should you ever find yourself staring at houses made out of corrugated steel and wondering how the quaint countryside suddenly turned into the shitest f**king housing estate in the world – you are in New Addington – f**k knows what happened to Old Addington but its a safe bet that someone nicked it!
Having visited New Addington – henceforth called Addo – in line with local dialect – you cannot help but be amazed by the gatherings of little cunts on everycorner usally seen smoking Lambert and Butler and drinking piss weak lager or just plain piss whichever is available.
The little wankers will surely remind you of meercats when they rise up to look at the top deck of a bus (obviously checking for family members) – I was unfortunate enough to have to stay at the ‘house’ – i use this term lightly – on arrival the front door had been forced and a colleague and I entered the property with a view to kicking the f**k out of the ‘Burglar’ should he still be in the house.
He WAS and it was just as we were about to lay into him that the owner of the property informed me that he was the next door neighbour who sometimes slept there when his c**t kicked him out!!
Sometime later the owners mother popped round – all too frequent with the level of incest in Addo, and casually informed her daughter in front of people that she had not met before that her friend – it still maintain that it was actually the mother and not some ‘Friend’ – had just been sacked from her stablehand job for engaging in ORAL SEX WITH A f**king HORSE!! – these people are without doubt the f**king lowest form of c**t ever and further evidence can be obtained by visiting the local Club – ie just a short tram – f**k me they are shit – ride away or a even shorter cab ride – the cab drivers are large cunts mostly called Lee with enough gold on each hand to ensure payment of the fare by the cunts they call passengers – of course female cunts are allowed to pay in kind.
Once at CINATRAS – you will of course required to wear shoes and gentlemen must wear smart shirts – red is advisable to ensure low visibility of the blood that will surely end up on your shirt should you step out of line – by this i mean – look at anyone – talk to anyone – basically just for going in you are getting a f**king good beating.
The best part is that it is only 17 pounds for entry then you may drink as much as you like – for the fat cunts – and there are many – there is a buffet with a large queue of female cunts with fat f**king veiny legs and fake burberry – they will normally be accompanied by their mothers – of course they are still under 21 and so are allowed entry to CINATRAS – the violence these women inflict upon each other is amazing – glassing and stabbings are frequently witnessed and of course these are preceded by shrieks of ‘Oi you facking Caant – you f**ked Lee/My mother/sister or sometimes – you f**ked me and you says you wud call –
Cunts the lot of them – the area is so f**king bad that the refugees have preferred to get back onto the boat/lorry etc and leave rather than have to live in Addo.
I will update again soon – ps – i ventured to Whitechapel last week and was lucky enough to spot a muslim women with a burberry headscarf and another one with a belly top – tight dirty jeans and a haircut like a f**king roosters arse – she was of course heavily pregnant and smoking – great
I will find out who beat Gary and his father. When I do I will kill there mothers in front of them for not bringing them up right. Then when some of them grow up I will kill there kids.
addo is a shit hole full of scum and cant agree more with the above
I am disgusted by everything written above….New Addington is a nice place to live. The community as a whole are friendly and pretty much everyone knows everyone, ive lived here all my life; 21 years and i will continue to live here. To say that we are all incestuous aswell is pretty disgusting as it most definately is not i can assure you…there are of course, as in any area a few not so nice people but ive never had a problem with anyone at all. I also have to add that your use of the word “cunts” referring to the people of new addington is innapropriate and i do wonder how old you are as im reading it it appears you are very immature to even post something like this when u clearly know no facts….i totally agree with kev atleast i feel safe in new addington i would hate to live in camberwell, streatham brixton etc…i wouldnt feel safe at all and noone there is friendly. The way New Addington stood together as a community during the recent riots was admirable and im proud to be a resident here. PS i also dont know anyone called Lee
I would just like to say that after the recent riots in the area that the community of New Addington are one of the best! The people all stood together and protected our area against trouble last night and I have never been so proud to be an ‘Addo’.
PS I work…own my own home ..had both my children within wedlock
what utter crap, have any of you lot even been to new addington? sure it’s got gang’s, single teenage mothers and shit hole pubs but aint most of london? i’m aint even from addington, just lived here for 3yrs, i’ve found most of the people friendly unlike most london boroughs i look out my window and see beautiful countryside and to be honest i’m very happy with the place. have any of you been to brixton, stockwell, peckham, camberwell? addington is a breath of fresh air compared to places like that. it’s poeple like you lot who come in from the outside dont know shit but think you know it all. p.s i aint met one bloke called ‘lee’ up here.
It’s got worse over the years. It never used to be as bad as it is now, its just become a dumping ground for Croydon and the Home Office. There are still some decent older people who live in New Addington. However, they will even comment on how things have gone down hill, and how the place has become ghettoised.
Try the 21 Club – what a hell hole, (most people would think of this as UK’s answer to Guantanamo. To the New Addington dregs, it is “avin’ it large”, or in normal parlance, a night out).
It is also very insular, they don’t like non “ADDITON” people, on the whole! The men and women do the rounds of living with each other, and breeding the next generation of “Additonians”. Then they separate, and set up home with different “Additonians”. They do this a number of times before they become infertile! Hence, mother’s in a family, may have had children to a variety of men from the same area. Usually met in the 21 Club, or the Warbank, and all being supported by the state, as the feckless Addington fathers make excuses about access rights, or other imagined mis-demeanours by the women, that excuse them from paying anything for the upkeep of the children they have fathered.
New Addington supplied a number of members of 2 Para, who served with distinction during the Falklands conflict.
However, it is not the sort of place you would want your children to grow up in!
So f**king true! Its a dump!