i recently moved to nottingham from plymouth and was amazed with how many kevs(chavs) there were!twas only there for about four hours looking around the city centre and some chav started on me cause i wouldnt get out of his was when he was strutting! he babbled some nottingham dialect that even i couldnt understand tho i could understand the words c*nt and slap!unknown to him im a very accomplished martial artist and infront of his ‘bitchs’ i executed three nicely laid kicks into his red hair,spotty,burberry capped face!he still seemed to think he’s won tho his face was nicely painted with blood!damn chav
i now take it upon myself to insult every chav by naming them ‘chavs’ as there parents state benifit wont pay for a computer let alone internet access this means they probably wont know what ‘chav’ means and it just confuses them and this makes them angry which makes me feel great! i dont advice doing this in the middle of the meadows or st anns as youll be shot!
so i say we should all do it to those white clothed pricks who think theyre black cause the cant speak properly and have a crocked walk!damn i hate those chavy cu*nts
someone said in a post bout plymouth about a place called -swilley- this is scum town and all the tax evading, incest obsessed scum live!if you ever need you tires taken off for a new set park your car for a few minutes,theyll even remove you stereo so you can put your new one in!i think we should export the scum to australlia and turn it into a prison colony again
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good to see it made the rounds!
nottz is fuckin great !!! dont diss it
im from nottingham (aspley area) and hey i know its got plenty of chavs but its not all bad. mainly areas such as broxtowe , st annes and the meadows are bad but not as bad as you make out. st annes and meadows yh you probably will get shot but other places are actually nice to live in! such as cosall, and clifton and wollaton. Im not saying your wrong because you are right there are alot of chavs but not as many as you make out. Im not a chav even though im from nottingham….and aspley! lol im from the decent part but am friends with a few chavs but they are actually nice people they are normal but sumtimes they can be a pain in the arse i agree! but nottingham isnt as bad as you make it out to be!
This city is prime “Wigga” breeeding ground, where there is a sizable Black population (ie here) then all the stupid pasty white kids attempt to copy them.
Nottingham is home of the the 2 tone blue Nike baseball-cap worn at a stupid upward angle,EVERY chav in this city wears these!!!
You did bad thing moving to nottingham! If ur in a town near the centre, like sneinton, st annes, lenton, then ur house will probably up in flames soon! not trying to worry you… just warning!