It is badly maintained, scruffy, delapidated, graffiti
scribbled, and has no less than 3 Mc Donalds (one now closed and derelict).
It has a soulless indoor shopping mall which is lined with nike, adidas, just do it, FCUK wearing trollops and lard arses.
It has 2 ‘pound shops’.
It has a war memorial which has a ‘no alcohol in this area’ sign on an adjacent wall. It is of course, the place the chavs congregate to pose and survey the mean streets around them, and swig from their tins of Kestrel Super Strength.
It has the worst chav fashion shop I have ever seen. You can buy just about EVERY variation of the tasteless and gross FCUK shirts, and retro seventies slimy type shirts.
It has no cinema and no bookshop, but a horrendous number of ‘SKY football shown here – Carling cheap’ dives.
It has the highest concentration of no hopers and their no hoper spawn I have ever seen. It has an amazing low wage low skill local economy.
The chav cap is de rigeur everywhere.
It has a skateboard shop next door to a ‘mixing/DJ
equipment’ shop both of which are housed in a foul
looking shack squatting next to an piddle pooled
underpass. This is where junior chavs learn their craft, and throw shapes in the doorway.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you a carbon copy of soooo many chavtowns throughout this soulless nation.
I give you Redditch.
Please wipe your feet on the way out.
I grew up in Reddiitch and it is a vile town full of morons.luckily i l eft and found myself a life .
My cousin used to live in churchill near the shops in the 90′s, it was the same then, rough and dangerous, if someone wnated to knife you they would!! I would stay with my cousin for the holidays and i used to think i was cool and hard untill i went to churchill, they were flaming solid back then, now they are muppets!! 1997/1998 i knew a lad from Maypole 10 minutes away from redditch his name was liam, he was the cheekiest kid i ever met, always cheekin gangs and getting puched in the eye, anyway he went to churchill one night and got a real beating, they put him in the telephone box and set him alight, he died. i used to work in the chippy at maypole, he used to come in and throw chips at my customers and spit at old ladies. Anyway i have moved on from my sad life and now i live in Crete, i have a 50% share in a garden centre and i love my new life. The Chavs and the Anti Chavs are the same in my book, Educated vs Uneducated. Shame. Theres more to life than England, theres a whole world out there. Go See.
Redditch is the shittest place I’ve ever lived and I have lived in some supposed shitholes in Brum. Its full of people with no ambition, not future and no morals. Walking into the Town Centre at about 11am any day of the week is liking walking into a scene out of ‘The Hills have Eyes’. If you don’t agree with this then your either seriously f**king deluded or your one of the inbred morons in question.
Chavtown redditch has hardly any chavs there’s only 3 mcdonalds because we aren’t greasy fast-food people who eat junk all the time it does have a cinema there is graffiti but there is anywhere and it is art i think you went to the wrong redditch I would love to come and see your town and tree isn’t a skate-shop so you should gave gone to spec savers !!!!!
mate, stop sticking up for a redditch, its a shit hole. its a f**king hell hole to live in, and im guessing youre another poor sod living in it too.