It is badly maintained, scruffy, delapidated, graffiti
scribbled, and has no less than 3 Mc Donalds (one now closed and derelict).
It has a soulless indoor shopping mall which is lined with nike, adidas, just do it, FCUK wearing trollops and lard arses.
It has 2 ‘pound shops’.
It has a war memorial which has a ‘no alcohol in this area’ sign on an adjacent wall. It is of course, the place the chavs congregate to pose and survey the mean streets around them, and swig from their tins of Kestrel Super Strength.
It has the worst chav fashion shop I have ever seen. You can buy just about EVERY variation of the tasteless and gross FCUK shirts, and retro seventies slimy type shirts.
It has no cinema and no bookshop, but a horrendous number of ‘SKY football shown here – Carling cheap’ dives.
It has the highest concentration of no hopers and their no hoper spawn I have ever seen. It has an amazing low wage low skill local economy.
The chav cap is de rigeur everywhere.
It has a skateboard shop next door to a ‘mixing/DJ
equipment’ shop both of which are housed in a foul
looking shack squatting next to an piddle pooled
underpass. This is where junior chavs learn their craft, and throw shapes in the doorway.
Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you a carbon copy of soooo many chavtowns throughout this soulless nation.
I give you Redditch.
Please wipe your feet on the way out.
i actualy go to redditch every weekend, i stop their every friday till sunday and i go out alot over in redditch too, no to all you people seeing all thiss, no it isnt that much of a bad place at all, everybody get ur facts rite!!
Im very happy to say I have now moved away from Redditch, no more will I have to look upon dirty, sore faced, scum fucks that make up the population of this hideous shit hole of a town.
This one goes out to all the gangs of teenage Chavs in Redditch who randomly attack vulnerable and peacfull people in the street….:
Fuck off and die you cowardly, violent shit heads, your not even human, do the world a favour and kill yourselves please or at least do somthing usefull with your bodies for a change and sacrifice yourself for a life of medical testing, this would spare the more appreciated lives of Monkeys, rats, mice etc etc.
It makes me too bitter to think my taxes are helping to pay your parents benefits, you get free money and a place to live and you repay the people that help make this possible by making their lives a missery… You are useless scum, the next time you want to assault somone to look hard in front of your gang please stop and think about it…. considder slitting your own throat instead… it might be your only salvation… Hmm maybe bomb squads could make good use of your useless lives.
My quality of life has improved 10 fold since leaving Redditch, I highly reccomend it to anyone who`s had enough of the morons who live in this town. Although I wont tell you the place I moved to, its peace on earth and I want it to stay that way.
Im flying over Redditch in a hot air balloon next week… Im going to take a big bucket of shit with me and poor it over woodrow centre, you can thank Redditchgal for that… But I wonder if they will notice the extra shit, probably not I will have to throw some napalm in there aswell.
Piss off Redditch :-p
It does now have a cinema (since about 2008 I beleive)
Most eloquently put, young lady.
We need more like you at the local elections.
Redditch aint all bad. OK we have the tatooed wallies and the effing and blinding fools. Overheard the other day " I told him wait till I see you without your uniform on, I will F…. how you then etc, etc." People engaged in fights outside pubs aint great either.
This is a former industrial town and most of the factories have gone, it also has the descendents of those who moved from Birmingham during the 1960s slum clearance.
Parts of Redditch have very high levels of poverty.
What would anyone expect some of the populace to be like?
Some of the posts about pound shops are just pure snobbery.
I have no problem with Redditch. Some of the snobs who go on about "pound shops" and Macdonalds shops are overdoing it a bit.
If the phrase "chav" is some sort of identity expressed through clothes and styles, then so what. It is only a problem if people engage in negative behaviour.
Some of the posts on here take the tone " I am better than them" This requires no comment.
well fukin move out of der if ya dont lik it gr u ppl piss me off
well fukin move out of der if ya dont lik it gr u ppl piss me off
its not onli chavs n its ot onli chavs in redditch its all young kidz i no a lil 9 yr old ee is the dirtyest kid i no kirt lloyd trust ya ll b betta off bein ya self i ope its a chav !!!!
ye ye im frm redditch 2 n i recon u r a twat u dont evan no wot gose on get out more u twat ppl who drink under age (dirty rockers or "chavs") both do it n i no that k well "chavs" go places lik mortan or under passis n the twats (dirty rockers ) they hang round twn n all the rail way brig were lil kids n old ppl av 2 go past n wid all ya fukin shit ya wear dont ya fink ya make em intimadated i hope the hosp threw away the stuf they used on u cuz scum lik u av got stuf lik rabiz n shit u make me sik n if ya got guts go 2 woodrow dressed lik a rocker ya wont b on ea afta hahahahahahahahahahahah
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr if u ppl chatin shit bwt my fukin town redditch cum n say it to us i tell ya wot it myt not b a great place but were the fuk is n its not just the young ppl dropin litter round the town iv walked past a kid who giv his mom his rubish n his mom threw it on the floor its the shit law that is rong avry were i mean wen ya go on hols abraud do ya c all the shit ya get in england u lot piss me off sayin shit bwt my twn ppl av 2 liv ea n it dwnt help twats lik u lot cussin it dwn k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get a grip mate.All I am doing is merely making light-hearted observations. If you read the article I wrote on Swindon you will realise that i am taking the piss out of the town I actually live in.FFS,I really do wonder if some people have a sense of humour sometimes
Another thing to add why do Chavs wear really baggy clothes, and the ones in redditch always hang around mcdonalds in oakenshaw but only after dusk i wonder if it makes the appearence of being of black persuasion
i live in reddich an yes there are many of the “chav” race (dont desurve to be called human) they hang about in all the fast food shops and any sports shops , and no chavs dont hang buy the under pass by the golden cross those are rckers greebos emos skidders what ever chavs want to call them but that lot is me i hang round the bus station and the golden cross (a rocker pub no chavs aloud *sireously*) and i have been put in hospital by a chav, but it seems like the chavs make the problems and the “rockers” get the blame in redditch , as lately the local paper sed the kids that hang in the buss station are Yobs…..??
cooper……
p.s. “suspect” the skate shop has moved to a better location on unicorn hill now
I have the please of living in this shite hole.
I had the misfortune of a job that involved a weekly visit to Redditch. Its next door neighbour HMP Blakenhurst looks more inviting. You have my sympathy, you poor soul…………..