The jewell in the West Midlands crown. The ideal home for doctors, executives, and all other good professions. A modern metropolis which prides itself in being the posh part of the Birmingham area. Sounds like an ideal place.
However like most places these days, nowhere is safe from old Kev and Shaz aka chav and chavette. With an abundance of places to hang, chill and koch, its no wonder ‘they’ are attracted to the bright lights of this thriving posh town. Mcdonalds is obviously the 1st port of call. Here you will find the many Rockport wearing Kevs, hanging inside, on the wall outside, and on the generously placed benches outside. At a quick glance its safe to say only about 1 in 10 actually have brought anything from Mcdonalds.
Next stop in your chav spotting should be the new Touchwood shopping centre. A lovely glittering clean environment packed with all of your top shops and department stores. However the designer fashion wearing chav’s for some reason are not attracted to shops such as John Lewis – where every kind of designer label can be found. Instead, Sports Soccer with its amazing £18 England shirt offer seems to draw the kevs and shaz’s in.
After a hard days shopping, who wouldn’t like to unwind with a bottle of Hooch? Well Solihull has an abundance of ‘Chav Friendly’ pubs and bars, where you can wear your choice of headwear with little or no hassle, whilst taking advantage of happy hour. Sadly in the last few months Solihull has lost both its brilliant Chavvy nightclubs – Rosies and Bar Co. Fear not though, as a Wetherspoons has just opened – a Chav Friendly pub with Chav freindly prices!
Next its off to the ice rink – where Kevs do not like to Ice Skate. Instead sitting outside with a bottle of White Ace or 20/20 is deemed more fashionable.
Another key aspect of Solihull is its brilliant bus links. From the town centre you can get to all manor of places – Sutton, Castle Bromwich, Small Heath, and the excellent Chelmsley Wood. With such gorgeous surrounding areas, its no wonder Solihull has become the Midlands hub of all things Chavvish.
Please see North Solihull / Chemsley Wood, for a more frank explanation to the dimise of Solihull.
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