Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a Chav infested concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17.
The local Chavs seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them seem to reproduce at about the age of 11. They arrange themselves into groups (or “crews”, to use their language) of about 50, with each member presumably looking for safety in numbers. These societies seem to constantly be at war with one another, and humorously deface other crews Graffti to show they are the best. Notable examples of this would be the “Blaze Crew” changing the “Ice Crew” vandalism to read “Mice Crew”. Such wit these fellows have.
In one of lifes great ironies, the favoured meeting place for these unsociables is the local library, facing the Bus Station. Other haunts include Friars Square Shopping Centre, Friairs Square Car Park and an innocous little alley called Highbridge Walk. The latter has been a scene of much drug abuse and violence, the police will not walk down it in groups of less than two wearing stab-proof vests.
To conclude, If you have the misfortune to end up stranded in Aylesbury, amuse yourself with the daily tribulations of these fools and hope to god/gods/others you recieve transport away from the town toute-suite!
OK it’s no great place..I should know I used to live there (narrow minds and such) But I now live in Bradford – take a look at the chav credentials here!! – I have to come back and have a fix of “civilized” society every so often ‘cos compared to my new hometown, Aylesbury seems like fucking Mayfair!!
unfortunately i was once a resident of aylesbury and i too find your insult, well rather insulting. living in aylesbury is a great misfortune and though i am disgusted my the amount of chav filth there is littering our streets it makes the whole experience better knowing that there is a small amount of interlect living in this tracksuit-wearing town. i can never say i have ever seen the blaze or ice crews squiggles on the walls but i must add one more haunt. stay away from the park, you have been warned. i was once on my way through when i was locked in by the police as there was a drug raid. in a park. anyway i feel my ramblings are over. feel free to insult aylesbury and chav hell-beings that live there but have some respect for the poor non-chav citizens that have to live out their life in fear of being bottled.
When was it published, and in what paper (the bucks herald?)