Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a Chav infested concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17.
The local Chavs seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them seem to reproduce at about the age of 11. They arrange themselves into groups (or “crews”, to use their language) of about 50, with each member presumably looking for safety in numbers. These societies seem to constantly be at war with one another, and humorously deface other crews Graffti to show they are the best. Notable examples of this would be the “Blaze Crew” changing the “Ice Crew” vandalism to read “Mice Crew”. Such wit these fellows have.
In one of lifes great ironies, the favoured meeting place for these unsociables is the local library, facing the Bus Station. Other haunts include Friars Square Shopping Centre, Friairs Square Car Park and an innocous little alley called Highbridge Walk. The latter has been a scene of much drug abuse and violence, the police will not walk down it in groups of less than two wearing stab-proof vests.
To conclude, If you have the misfortune to end up stranded in Aylesbury, amuse yourself with the daily tribulations of these fools and hope to god/gods/others you recieve transport away from the town toute-suite!
elliot a.k.a CRACKZ – what a twat, a prime example of the chav scum littering our streets, I’ll bet he is actually a very middle class guy/girl but tries to be this gang member numbskull!
A message for CRACKZ – I stayed in Aylesbury last night at the premier inn and I didn’t see any hard gang member types even whilst walking around town, all I saw was a bunch of skinny chavs thinking they where from the Bronx! If you really feel the need to want to be hard get yourself to North Manchester or London and NOT Buckinghamshire lol
What a load of rubbish! Aylesbury is actually better than some of the other towns in bucks because of cheaper house prices and more houses and accomodation, good facilities, good education places e.g college and schools. You are just looking down on the negatives of aylesbury. Yes there are chavs and lots of then but you find them everywhere you go, this reallyis putting a bad light on Aylesbury when actually most of the habitants are hard working and supportive of the town. I think you need to revisit Aylesbury and make a proper judgement of it.
What a load of rubbish, I believe the person who wrote this had less intellect than any Aylesbury resident! For hard working, aged late twenties tax payer Aylesbury is a excellent choice to live as the housing is more affordable than surrounding areas such as Princes Risborough, West Wycombe & Marlow. We have lived here for 8 years and not seen any evidence or heard of the unfounded ramblings above. We earn very good money and both been to university as have some of our friends and family who have moved here. It is a massive sweeping statement to say that it is full of chavs and kids on each corner as I believe if the person who wrote about this actually bothered to do their research, they would realise that actually Aylesbury is full of lots of close knit communities who have good morals, intellect and work bloody hard, FACT!
i from highbridge road born and bred n dont like wat ur sayin about the area n the intelligence of us so call gang members. we grind it ot daily to stack paper while the rest of u so called high society snotty nosed pricks look down on us. well us so called criminals n gang members r stood on every corner of every street every park n alley with our middle fingers up to u posh twats sayin ” f**k THE LOT OF YA WE RUN THIS TOWN” now get ur facts rite b4 runnin up ur mouth sunshine u dont no shit about us
OK it’s no great place..I should know I used to live there (narrow minds and such) But I now live in Bradford – take a look at the chav credentials here!! – I have to come back and have a fix of “civilized” society every so often ‘cos compared to my new hometown, Aylesbury seems like f**king Mayfair!!
unfortunately i was once a resident of aylesbury and i too find your insult, well rather insulting. living in aylesbury is a great misfortune and though i am disgusted my the amount of chav filth there is littering our streets it makes the whole experience better knowing that there is a small amount of interlect living in this tracksuit-wearing town. i can never say i have ever seen the blaze or ice crews squiggles on the walls but i must add one more haunt. stay away from the park, you have been warned. i was once on my way through when i was locked in by the police as there was a drug raid. in a park. anyway i feel my ramblings are over. feel free to insult aylesbury and chav hell-beings that live there but have some respect for the poor non-chav citizens that have to live out their life in fear of being bottled.
When was it published, and in what paper (the bucks herald?)