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Bishop Auckland

Posted on: August 28th, 2004 by admin 12 Comments

I am almost sure that Bishop Auckland is where the initial Chav infestation occured. We must strike now, maybe the mother Charv has her nest here, it must be destroyed in order to save us all from Happy Harcore and being hassled for a tab in the street and if you say you aint got any tabs left, the chav is willing to have the ciggarete end from your mouth. We must save ourselves from this terrible epedemic.

I think I saw what is the Queen charv on the bus the other day she was obviously a high ranking charv. The classic signs were there, about 10-15 golden chains most having clowns and other figures hanging from them. Her ears we drooping from the huge amount of earings that completely engulfed her ears. She was also the oldest charv I haver ever seen I do not know what was keeping her alive but it was some mysterious charv powers. She also had the princess charv with her, it was obvious to me that she was the air to the throne of charv.

I beleive Bishop Auckland holds the key to the enhilation of the charv. You cant walk down the street or go anywhere without receiving some shit of one of the filthy scums.

Let the forces of good unite and come to Bishop Auckland where we will stand against the charvs and destroy them. I am fully aware of the key targets that must be destroyed. There is still hope for the good people of the world.

May the force be with you.

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  1. escaped says:

    I agree whole-heartedly, I recently escaped Bishop to go to uni and I’m happy to be gone, I moved there from a city expecting quiet town life. Was it hell, I went home to visit my family and I was the target of abusive familys a Father activly encouraged his some to call me a “geet fuckin tart”. I had jeans and a turtle neck on.

    In saying this there are however some very nice people in Bishp Auckland, it just seems that for every 1 nice person there’s about 6 rude, ignorant people.

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  2. I’ve noticed a marked decline in Bishop over the last 10-15 years.
    I used to like going there but now find I have to watch out even while shopping. The people are ruder and certainly more aggressive. Although having said this, there are some very rough little villages all around Bish like the Eldons and Coundon.
    Young lads clearly under the influence of drugs is not an uncommon site in the town centre now.

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  3. we h8 chavs hew. says:

    I agree, the chavs mess up an awesome little town, the sight of Bishop Auckland is gangs of chavs and 10 year old smokers and as soon as you enter the town the essence of tabash hits you! I am sick of walking down the street and seeing Bishop infested by chav kind! Bishop Auckland has hit a new all time low!

    And the language “ALL BAT YE YOU DAFTEE” just sums everything up!

    CHAVS OUT!

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  4. Dereical Scank says:

    Fuk off man da little daftee.

    I think your words are extremely bitter, young sir, and that you should think twice before categorizing Bishop Auckland as one thing.

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  5. movedaway says:

    Bishop is without doubt one of the worst shitholes in the uk. I was born there and moved away as soon as I was able and would never return to live. Ever. Even for all the money in the world. It is the whole essence of nastiness which exudes from its residents that puts me off. It should be nice. Great country nearby, the Lakes not far. But the people hate everything and everybody. They are bitter because they cannot be bothered to better themselves so spend their time hating people who have. So great. Stay in your infested cess pit and do not come near me in the glorious, warm affluent and friendly South East.

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  6. bishlass says:

    lk ya stye darlin keep it up xx bishlass xx LONG LIVE DA CHAV

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  7. chavvie says:

    ere u daft c**t ur more scum then any fuckin chav walkin so shut ya mouth

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  8. charvo says:

    surup ya daft c**t ere man wan ya lugs boxd ya diveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    BISH IS A BIG PILE OF WANK!

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  9. greenday says:

    Exactly true… I live in Bishop and I got called a carrot…carrot…what the hell is up with that.I can handle goff but carrot…sometimes I think the white lightning really does go to their head.

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  10. sexy_ashlee says:

    shurrup u daft fuk bishi is mint n we just dont t8k shit off goths who go round finkin thee all that.

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    • pedobear says:

      what the hell does t8k mean? even pronouncing it literally it doesn’t make a word, or even sound like one. and tbh its the chavs who think they’re ‘all that’ as you put it. bishop auckland is clearly full of scum.

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  11. charvo says:

    bish is definately muva chav central, kick the mucky bitch in the face!

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