EVERYWHERE – WE’RE SURROUNDED AND OVER RUN WITH THE BASTARDS, they’re like cockroaches, breeding succesfully despite the run down ghetto like pits of degredation they inhabit.
To find the local chav’s en masse you have only to check out the prom any day of the week where you’ll find them strutting their stuff attempting to intimidate passers by but failing miserably. The easiest place to discover a nest of the buggers though is any one of the many parks in suburban Blackpool after 6pm. Hordes of the spindly, baseball hatted, trouser tucking, spliff smoking little tw*ts abound, usually on stolen mountain bikes or bmx’s with the seat set at it’s very lowest point. Innocent walkers beware – on they’re own they’ll cower in your shadow but in groups of more than two they become the bravest, most fearless fighting men to stalk the streets, liable to attack without provocation or warning and with little hesitation in using your head as a trampoline or stealing your mobile phone.
I used to work as a doorman at “Chaven and Hell” the nightclub beloved of the Ned’s of Blackpool. This was a truly gratifying job as I was legally required to throw many of them out for possesion, consumption and selling of illegal substances aswell as refusing them entry for being far too “Chav” for their own good. The small village I live in just outside Blackpool is teeming with them after dark and there is dark talk in the ale houses of the locale – of vigilantism and doling out of retribution, much needed many would add!
If you visit (unwisely) Grange Park, the biggest, roughest council estate in the area you will truly find the motherload – in my opinion, this is where “Chav” was first born and where it should rightfully be destroyed. A B-52 full of napalm should do the trick or a bunker buster on the nearest dole office.
Haters of chav unite!!! Blackpool needs your help!
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You are making a huge generalisation about Blackpool here. Do you seriously think everyone in Blackpool and Grange Park are chavs?????? I personally know that even though there is some minor problems in the Grange Park area, generally everyone is just as nice as anywhere else. Just because some people may be poorer than others, does not mean you have the right to label them. They are still PEOPLE!!!! Everywhere on the world has areas where some dodgey stuff happens, Blackpool is merely smaller so therefore it’s issues are more noticable. Blackpool is the home to Arnold, which if you didn’t already know is an extremely high regarded private school which shows how much Blackpool has come on. Recently, many parts have undergone miraculous transformations and the fact that they have now entered the premier league will help even more.
We have both lived in Blackpool all of our lives and what you have said offends us deeply. We wouls never make snap judgements about where you come from.
clearly u aint got kids + if u have god i feel sorry 4 them. picking at the parents is 1 thing but to judge innocent babies. humm
Blackpool used to be nice, for example stanley park, once, a place to go to play footy but now its full of chavs on bmxs trying to look hard carying screwdrivers and chains
Im 14 and familiar with grange park live on park drives, and i must say that it is over spewing with teenagers smoking weed
Why the other day, on my way to play footy at 12 in the morning, i took a shortcut through grange when i was aproached by three boys about the same age
The first one(with a twitchy eye) asked me if I had seen too lads poliece or two lads who had just jacked a motorbike.
I mean if theres this in the morning just wait till it gets dark
I warn you to stay away from the CAPITAL of chavs Blackpool
Top chav make is Fred Perry
I am a scouser and went to Blackpool when I was seeing some Scottish bird who lived there a few years back. We went out round the town centre and I was shocked how bad the place was for chavs and scumbags. I go out in Liverpool city centre a lot but felt on edge all night there due to the amount of threatening behaviour on offer.
There was a bunch of pricks with bleached blonde hair and earrings walking past me and my bird, one tried to feel her tits and another tried to pinch her arse, when i objected to their behaviour I was told I was a scouse cunt and that I would never get back to Liverpool alive, however, these were empty threats and they soon left. I was amazed that there were so many gangs of lads who were acting like it was their first night in Ibiza or they had just discovered ale.
I went with this bird who was a teacher to a pub on the front and all her 15 year old girl pupils were in there getting bladdered, one of them even offered me a blow job when “Miss” went to the bar! – they were all in the RAF (Rough as F**k) and have probably all had babies by now.
We kept getting hassled by gengs of neanderthal lads so the safest place to go with a bird was a gay bar as these characters would rather slit their own throats than set foot in a “poofs” place.
Went to a shopping centre in Fleetwood the next day and saw many specimens of Chavs and wasters. Truly awful!