Where do i start?
Bracknell, the home of chavs, ranging from the hideous town centre to the sprawled council estates which make up this no.1 chavspot. I don’t know if many of you know bracknell, but it’s situated in the royal county of Berkshire located near the affluent areas of Wokingham and Windsor. Bracknell is the exception. Ever since the first concrete slab was laid (on the priestwood estate i guess), this town has gone from bad to worse. These estates house the London overspill and Bracknell is originally a cheap council town.
Take a walk down the grey,depressing High Street, what do you see? Well,apart from a sea of burberry caps, prams, gold chav earrings, and chavs all situated under a cloud of smoke, there is nothing. Careful not to walk into the latest 16 year old mother claiming benefit, otherwise her 14 year old boyfriend and 2 year old kid might get rowdy :0 Mac Donalds is the famous hunting ground for little shits aged 12-17. Expect a hostile environment if you are a non-chav and you walk into there.
Bracknell is known to have one of the highest teenage pregnancies rate in the U.K. ,its a fact. The average age of being a mother here is 14.3 i guess. I expext the boys are too scared to walk into a shop and buy jonnies. Each estate was built with it’s own estate shopping parade, there are many in Bracknell. The local group of shits claim this area and are found a few paces from the door between the times of 6-10 at night. This is their prime time to BEG the good and honest locals to buy their red square/breezers/lambrini and not forgetting lambert/sovereign/mayfair. Say no to them, and expect abuse ranging from “you caaaaaan***t” to “oi wa*ker”.
I can’t stress enough….do not venture out onto Great hollands, Bullbrook, Priestwood, Easthampstead, Wildridings and mount pleasant estates at night. You will be fighting for your life. These are notorious drug areas with high crime rates. Yes, there are some nice areas to these estates,but the bulk of these areas are downtrodden, neglected and crime is rife. Gold clown wearing slags tend to dominate the estate parks, especially when bunking off lessons at brackendale school. You can expect to find a range of chavs on the local bee line bus which maraudes the estates collecting all the chavs and dumping them off at the run down bus stop on the Bracknell inner ring road. On a typical Saturday shopping trip, these chavs tend to steal anything and everything from the town centre, beware bentalls. Bracknells town centre is a joke. It is made out of a giant cement mixer which spilt it’s load of nasty concrete in a strategic position. All of the centre is pedestrianised,with many underpasses and walkways linking the estates to the centre. Graffiti removal teams hae to be on their toes 24/7 due to the prolific graffit problem found here. If you ever visit chavnell town centre, expect to see grey, ALOT OF IT. Tower blocks will loom over you and you will feel intimidated. Need i say more? Bracknell is a dump
Interstingly the abortion rates are also quite high, so we are a bunch of fucking chavs, but we also dont like responsibility or having to work for a living, so somewhat sensible chavs.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/feb/26/teenage-pregnancy-rise
Bracknell is not the worst at all.
Any hot young cavs wanting to make babies, I’m a free sperm bank, tell the school you are pregnant, and they will give you breaks on your gcse’s.
i have lived in bracknell all my life (19 years) and apparently i live in the worse area from the previous comments (great hollands) and i have seen how bracknell has changed over the years. im a typical good girl and dont go prowling around bracknell to cause trouble and yes bracknell may have chavs but what area doesn’t this is the 21st century and the world is very stereotypical, everyone must be listed as something these days and the common chav are not that bad around here as people say, i can walk past a chav without getting hassled with my daily and most of them will just give you a friendly nod or even say hi. now bracknell is getting better for the future with the new college making bracknell looking fresh and now we are just waiting for our new town centre. i do get enoyed with all the pregnent girls who ahve not even left school but i do know a lot of young mother that are really good at it and bringing up smart, behaved children and there even better than older mothers. the only thing i think bracknell is ashamed of is the elderly people, alot of these old people think every young child a “hoody” are bad people then get really scared, but we hoody wearers are sorry but we dont have anything else to wear to keep ourselfs warm and were no way wearing old granny cardigans there just awful to look at and to wear. when i go on holiday to the beaches down south of uk or abored, i always get the felling when is it time to go back home. For these people that say walking through bracknell at night will cause you of getting stab or raped is not true and there has only been a few cases, i walk home alone from birch hill or crown wood to great hollands late at night after midnight after spending the night at at a pub or a night in with the close mates and i have never been attacked or raped, if i pass a chav or ASBO as you people call them there the same in the day as night, i get more rescepcted from younger people then from older people.
FOR THE ELDERS ” we will not attack you”.
i love bracknell and never move for the world, i will live here till death…. hehe that sounded like marraige.
yea just moved to bracknell and have got the best skunk in town blues dutch amnnesia come get some got shitloads and yea got say there some fit gals here
i moved to bracknell last week from milton keynes and just got back and i saw no chavs AT ALL !!! ive seen more in milton keynes and theres alot more hot girls here than mk
Hello All, Well what can I say I have read your above run down ambiguos comments on the state of Bracknell and I do agree on certain points that, yes Bracknell isn’t the greatest of places and yes it needs regenerating…. as to when that will happen we will never know as we have been promised this for a veeeery long time. With regards to the comments re pregnant girls being 14 etc…. their children will have ” a go ” at you…. Really please contain yourelf. How many two year olds are capable of “having a go” at anyone at that age. 14 year old pregnant women… brilliant… again please cut and paste the link as to where you found this source. What I really cannot believe is the first part of the script above… with spelling errors in… BracknHale not BrackenDale….. u fish ;O) but then to make it worse is the complete lack of ENGLISH grammar within the comments left by many. For this reason it does not bode us well people of Bracknell. No doubt typed by some young teenager who like other people at that age are confused and do not understand the “real meaning of life” as of yet. Confused… wanting to look DEAD ARD etc. very amusing but hey ho come on kids get a grip eh. I have lived in Bracknell all of my life and I feel that this is just another town. Full of good and bad. I have good friends with good morales, good jobs and a good out look on life. SO I would strongly ask you to take a good look at you life before passing scathing comments onto a website re the BAD TOWN of Bracknell. Sometimes my friend the issue lies with the individual and not the place which we live in!!! thankyou for you time. Your sincerley Bracknells finest ;o)
its brackenhale not brackendale you twit
you lot are pure chavs! fact. great hollands has got the highest teenage pregnancies in the UK and close to being in Europe. there are some nice areas of bracknell true but the rest of it is a shithole. the person who moved out made a great choice. saying things like “i no we gots a shitty concrete town…” and “deres loadsa drinkin places m8 n it a fukin chavs town where u bloody fret 4 ya life its kl m8″ doesnt really help your arguement! pricks…get a life, get a job (not in budgins/everydays or mcdonalds) and start adding to the economy u little fuckers. the dole doesnt count too. “SAFE YEAH BLUD” “LATA’s”…
there is nothin wrong with the place trust
yer alrite there are some chav but so wat.
fuck off it ent that bad i no we gots a shitty concrete town centre nd council estates nd shit but it aint that bad if you live here you will get on fine as long as u dont stick out 2 bad
Oh yeah – and DIE you muvver fukkers – I cant wait to knock another one out, its so enjoyable its becoming a hobby. I gotta say theyre easy targets though as theyre so scrawny which is down to personal physical abuse that they cant fight properly to save their lives.
This has always been hard for me to understand – you get the big man swaggering towards you, like a fkkn ape on a pill at something doesnt add up?? – Oh yeah!! he hasnt got the strength to back up his
alright where do i begin
first the m8 who dont this comment is f**king stupid nob. whos most probly a goth who gets bullied all the time and has nothing beter 2 do then bitch about life n how crap things are. u need 2 get a life!!!
ok bracknell isnt a bad place 2 live its a nice place, where a new town and we are not cheep!!! & all that crap bout bracknel havin the highist teenage pregnancies rate in the U.K. is aloud of shit!!! n all this crap bout chav every where is crap as well! n the reason why the buildings are plan is cos bracknell town center is being redesigned. also wots this bout high crime rate? that aload of shit but ok great hollands is true thats a dangours place 2 go when its a friday night but every town has a place like that. like i said at the beging is a new town give it a while. & bracknell not a dump u just a cunt!!!!!!!!!
do 1 u mug!!!
lol im from the scumiestpart of bracknell m8, u got bracknell spot on 2 b honest well done but i wouldnt move 4 the world i fink its gr8 lol weva that makes me a chav or not im proud of it m8
my dad lives in sunninghill n i go 2 braknell alot but itz nothing compeard to croyden and redhill com on admit it braknells fine
What?
Some of them things i am ashamed to sayare true! but talk about stereotyping! not all are like that! some areas of bracknell are ok! so drugs and crime are a major issue in bracknell along with plenty of other places! no way does bracknell deserve the title #1 chav town! and you say ur a resident wel ya dnt lyk it MOVE!
bracknell rules!!
u from bracknell r ya?? deres loadsa drinkin places m8 n it a fukin chavs town where u bloody fret 4 ya life its kl m8.
There is nothing like the feel of exiting this town. What it needs are some bars! There are hardly any drinking places here.