brownhills is a small village/town that is unfortunate to be inhabited by a growing population of chavs or as they are known around there kevs.
the biggest hang out is the local ‘offy’ or off licence. they hang in groups of between 2-30 people and often share a can between at least 5 a time. their favourite tipple is ‘carling’ because it is cheap! although i am sure they would favour something else if it came in burberry packaging. the age of these ‘offy’ layabouts is between 9 and 35 (not counting the baby chavs in pushchairs, usually a graco travel system). when removed from the offy when the police can be bothered they drag themselves over to silvercourt gardens where one of them usually has a ground floor one bed flat which you can easily fit 30+ into. here they play footy till 3am usually topless and with there dogs ‘tyson and bruno’ joshing around with them (a rottweiler and staffy of course).
the female of the sex or shaz as they are known (usually called tina or something similar that grates the ears) are often found on the sidelines discussing argos jewellery (gold clowns and t-bars a favourite).
other bad areas are the avenues and holland park where chavs can be spotted and hunted (oh sorry thats that dream i had).
sports for these chavs tends to be in the form of riding ridiculously small bikes usually a childs mountain bike (probably brought from the ‘club’ thats catalogue to you and me) or tazzing up and down the canal or ‘cut’ on a cross bike of some sort.
how these people afford to live is beyond me, some of them sign on for 10-15 years without once going on new deal.
anyone slightly different to these chavs i.e anyone with dress sense gets a mouthful from these yobs because they dont fit in with their tribe of trendy sports wear and shaved heads and burberry attire.
shopping for these people comes in the form of brownhills market any self respecting person would go into walsall town or birmingham to shop but no these people favour a market. here you can get the latest in dodgy named clothes (bootleg of course); pirate DVD’s which are of the worst quality. nasty looking boots for a tenna a pair and of course most importantly of all the mobile accessory stall where they can get all the burberry phone covers you need. they also unlock phones for their latest stolen nokia.
so visit brownhills although if you arent ‘local’ you might get ‘yer head kicked in’
graco travel system????? I own one of them and a double graco, for my 4 boys of 6mths 18 mnths 8yrs and 9 yrs, does that make me a chav in the making, i dont own, a baseball cap, sweater with a hood, never signed on the dole, my cars are taxed and my income tax bill was £30,000. I guess im a posh chav then.
sorry willnrach but i say what i see. in question to your reply, why on earth would you have a pushchair for your 8 and 9 yrs old sons? i am sorry but my boys were out of pushchairs at 3 and 1/2 and my daughter who is one wants to come out of hers now. unfortunately around here graco is the cheap brand of pushchair that is preferred by chavs (the GTI of pushchairs you might say) i guess the parent tray comes in handy for holding a can of lager, mobile phone and packets of fags. i would have thought if you were as well off as you make out you are that you would have purchased a decent brand like mamas & papas or chicco or is buying the cheaper brands for your kids how you afford multiple cars? i personally have never nor will i own a graco travel system and from what i here form experienced owners they either fall apart or their baby grows out of the car seat before it is old enought to fit in the pushchair. also can i point out that chavdom isnt matter of whether or not you are well off/ posh but rather on your choice of lifestyle. i know some very well off chavs who also have expensive council tax bills and pay tax on their cars. take care, regards Marajade
I never seen any fake Burberry gear on Brownhills
market……….lol
Nor I.
However, in a brilliant piece of lateral thinking, (oblivious to the fact that nearby Walsall Wood was known as “Queertown” untill the unsavory public conveniences were demolished) the Telewest boxes in the high street were painted pink.
The plan being that the chav males would gather elsewhere to drink their cider.
Now they are covered in homosexual graffitti…….
i just typed brownhills chavs in google and this is what i find i live in browhills and this was the funniest thing i have read in a long time i cant really add anything because all the above is true and spot on the truth lol im laughing why im writing this thinging about it
i just typed brownhills chavs in google and this is what i find i live in browhills and this was the funniest thing i have read in a long time i cant really add anything because all the above is true and spot on the truth lol im laughing why im writing this thinging about it