More often known as ‘s**tchester’, this has to be one of the weirdest places to live. Here the chavs sometimes speak with plums in their mouths but still get their leggings, sportsgear etc at hargreaves sports. They like to pick on anyone with an education, who wasn’t born in the town, or who is not a raging xenophobic jerk. Go out on any Friday or Sat night and the pubs are overflowing onto the streets with fights, glassings and slappers up for it with any one-eyed inbred moron who happens to be passing. The people who aren’t chavs are a bunch of arrogant, stuck up prats who are just about the unfriendliest people you could ever meet.
Go out to the villages surrounding Chichester and you will find inbred yob families who come from places like Leigh Park, and a species of private school chav who wasn’t intelligent enough to do A levels or go to university, who despises those who did and who smashes up their cars and houses. They usually take their cue from the inbred morons who live locally. They spend their days thieving, doing drugs or getting pissed in the one pub they are still allowed to use.
Whatever you do, give Chichester a miss and avoid the villages like West Ashling which has a few major problem families like the one in Down Street whose members attack their neighbours, scrawl libellous remarks on their property and who shout at them to feck off from their windows. Then there are the Leigh Park inbreds from Heather Close who really should have been castrated at birth.
The most bizarre aspect of all these chav scum is that they are also snobs. They have tried to lay a thin veneer of respectability over their essentially chav souls, but once they upset someone they get aggressive and the veneer falls away to expose the black chav hearts of these utter scum.
Avoid this evil unfriendly little s**thole like the plague!
I know what you mean about this stupid place. Lived here a few months, and I’ve pretty much been verbally slaughtered by some of the close-minded f**ks who live here. Being from the s**tty part of Camden, being “assaulted” by some of these f**king posh chavs is ridiculous. But can be pretty funny.
Come to Chichester, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to listen to the posh chavs calling you a “tosspot” and other insults from god-f**king-knows how long ago. Can’t remember laughing harder in my life.
if you think chichester is bad take a walk to bognor and back and then see if your opinion changes.
Been to Bognor loads of times, and it’s not my favourite place but it is an improvement on Chichester as you do not have so many arrogant stuck up snobs.
One of my friends lives in Chichester and I can’t remember seeing many chaves around on any of my many visits – and I live from Southend On Sea the chav capital of Essex. I’d love to live in Chichester.
I don’t think you’d say that once you lived there. They are snobs who don’t like outsiders and south Essex is to them the complete pits.
Take my advice and stay away. You’ll be much happier. Don’t waste your time among all the arrogant, obnoxious, unfriendly shallow snobs of Chichester.
ive been lucky enough to live in chichester all my life, and i find your nasty comments offensive……maybe you had an unpleasent experience with 1 or 2 people from chichester, sp please dont tar us all with the same brush. chichester is one of the most nicest places EVER. we are not inbred thick morons either. i had a very good education from the local primary school and secondry school, and so did my 4 children. chichester is far from a s***hole. we are not ignorant snobs either. there are more people who have lived in chichester since they were born (and are still here now enjoying thier old age) then any other town/city i know. so please dont slag us off. i was born and bred whyke estate chichester and i adore the place, i feel more safer here then anywhere else in the world……………so to be honest the only stuck up inbred morons are you who have disrespected chichester
Lucky to live in Chichester? I don’t think so. You’ve live dthere all your life, so you say, so you are not in a position to judge it against other places. As for it being ‘nice’, if you think that living in an unfriendly dump full of snobs, racists and thick arrogant bigots is ‘nice’, then may I suggest that you broaden your life experience a bit? How can you judge if it is ‘safer’ than anywhere else in the world if you’ve lived nowhere else?
Did I ‘disrespect’ Chichester? Yes, I have nothing but contempt for the place together with the shallow snobs who live there, having lived there my self for a few years and hated the unfriendleiness, the bulls**t, the shallowness and the sheer all pervading snobbery that envelops the area.
Not to mention, or course, all the yobs, posh and not so posh, who like to attack others and vandalise their property because they don’t like them. The place is full of scum.
I have to agree. A lot of people who lives in Chichester has never left there! Most of them seem to eat, drink, and like the same things.
It is the most stiflingly conformist place Boris. They seem to flock together to ‘like’ the same things, and shun you and get nasty if you like different things to them. It’s incredibly parochial and the people are extremely small minded.
I lived in Chichester for eleven months, and i totally agree that the people there are the most unfriendly lot of arrogant, ignorant snobs i have ever had the misfortune to meet.
I know what you mean Gill. I’ve never lived anywhere before where I’ve met such a load of unpleasant, arrogant, thick and ignorant snobs.
Moving out of the place was the best thing I did and am now among decent people once again. Nothing would compel me to return there.
Not sure that you understand the problems in Chichester very well, given your comments so far. Chichester is a fantastic town to live in, by and large – although I do agree that out of town pubs are probably a better bet on Friday and Saturday nights. The problems that we have here, with the exception of a couple of places like the whyke estate, are mostly entirely imported from Bognor and Havant (see other articles about these places) Take look at the sea of fake burberry Kappa Jacket blinged up halfwits drunkenly stumbling out of the train station and walking to the Chichester Gate complex every weekend and you will understand what I mean. I am not trying to say that there never has been an indigent home grown Chav in Chichester – of course there has, but our problems would be almost non existent were it not for the constant influx from outlying areas – none of which would we have to put up with had the Cinema and bowling alley not been given planning permission – they would have all continued to either stay at home, or go to Portsmouth where they belong! As an aside , you will find that to try and combat this Fri / Sat evening problem, Chichester has some of the most professional and effective bouncers that I have come accross on the door of almost every pub in town .