Despite sky high property prices/rents and the presence of many media luvvies, Kentish Town is one of London’s true chav-itats.
Not many high streets can boast an Iceland, a Greggs, a Maccy D, a Woolworths, a jobcentre, several bookies, numerous kebab shops, a Cash Coverter and a jeweller/pawnbroker selling clown pendants, Arsenal rings and other such chav-friendly trinkets all within spitting distance of each other.
The locals are Burberry clad white trash and most of them are “cousins”, esp in chav enclaves like the Queens crescent estate.
I recently caught a gang of small boys – no older than eleven – trying to “hide” a laptop computer in my garden that they’d “borrowed” from a man down the street.
In the summer, visit Parliament Hill Lido, where fishwife like chavettes cling on to their dim witted boyfriends as they hurl abuse at other female swimmers.
Also ride the 214 bus, which links Kentish Town with the arse end of Camden and Chapel Market, another fave chav hangout.
Come join us and let us drive them from the land together!
are you with me?…………..or have I to do it on my own?
I have been beaten up so many time here all becouse I am from a far off land,my donkey has beeen stolen from outside my house and how you say joy ridden.I have replaced my donkey more times than I can remember,I have now given up with donkeys as its more expencive to buy donkeys here than in Afghanistan,people have respect for others donkeys in Afghanistan,nobody will even think of staling anothers donkey.Why do the people in Kentish town steal my donkeys?is it becouse they are jealous?Is it becouse I am from Afghanistan?I have a goat to for milk,this has been sexualy abused on many a occasion by drunken Kentish town people.Many a time I have awoken to the sounds of my goat being gang raped,but by the time I get down stairs the culprits have fled,leaving my garden covered in used condoms and beer cans.I nolonger have a goat.Soon I will find myself a lorry and hide in the back and flee back to my home,where I will buy 2 donkeys and maybe a goat or a rabbit.
You see them every where scroungers,nothing but scroungers and workshy,from John of Groats,to Lands end,scrounging good for nothing……..
I drive the Hari Khrishna food van that gives out free food in the north of London,Kentish town is one of the places that I stop to give out hot Hari Khrishna food to the needy 6 days a week.Even thow I am a member of the Hari Khrishnas and beleive in love and peace,I cannot help having feelings of disgust and hate at the people who turn up for food,they are scum.I am Polish so they dont think I can understand what they say,but I do.Most are on sickness benifit amn far from being needy as they spend all their money on drugs and alcohol,they swap drugs and talk about mugging people,I hate them,most have cars they park around the corner,they are living it up I tell you,yes living it up big time,I hate them I tell you,I hate them so much I s**t in the food and piss in the drinks I give them,I no its wrong but I cant help myself,Khrishna please forgive me.Im to small to hurt them by fighting I am a big silly wimp,fighting scares me,I dont like being hit especialy not in the face.I dream about poisoning them,or getting my friend Ram to hit them,maybe snatch one of them in the van and take them back to the temple and beat the pooh out of them,I hate them so much….now Ive started to cry…Im such a naughty Hari Khrishna………….I am crying I cannot stop…………………….Ill buy a gun…….I will………oh I must go I am crying all over the keyboard………
…………I have no stopped crying………..Im drunk oh holy Khrisna it feels good,I have never drank alcohol before,I feel big and strong and have what is it called? German courage, that is it German courage.Ha Ha I will punish them,Ill punish them all.living it up they are,lazy good for nothing scum……….I feel big and strong and want to f**k a women,no 2 women,no 3…..4 5 women Ill bang them till my little noodle is raw I tell you,I can do everything now I am drinking,look I can swear,f**k you buddy boy, Ill f**k you up big time you f**kers….nobody f**ks with the Hari Krishnas Ill kick the s**t out of them,Ill buy a chainsaw yes a chain saw,and and f**k them up ……….cuting and slicing ha harrr……………………………..oh I am crying again………no no no Im not,I just made that bit up………I dont no why…..yes I do………….no I dont……………..Ill kill them all……….I am crazy……
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i may sound arrogant, i certainly am not trying to be, but really -kentish town? why man?-did you move to that heap of dogs**t. You should have moved to Belgravia-land of upstairs downstairs-keeping the scum at bay. The second most expensive place in the entire world is home to the great and the good-(ish!) kentish town is full of scum -drug sellers perverts outcasts -Ugh!-the true great unwashed as it were-foul and common.
Water balloons eh? pop that chap with a holland and holland-pop his head!