OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute chav capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is fucking so awful and full of chavs and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is teaming with the primest chav specimens you will ever see.
If you go and you aren’t wearing a tracksuit, you will get attacked be warned! I visited my friend a while back, had been in Liverpool 15 mins got on a bus and got attacked by 3 prime chavs! They got on the bus, fell on top of us laughing and smoking a joint, asked us for oral sex, we said No, so they flicked ash on our hair and tried to set out hair on fire. Liverpool should have a bomb dropped on it!
Prime chav teritory is St Johns market, fake burberry a go go! Also places to avoid are the docks, kensington, town centre in the evening, actually avoid liverpool all together! They try and make you stay by charging you to leave if you go through the tunnel. LOL!
We usually go to our fave non chav club the Krazy House, rock club etc. However it is on a very heavily chav populated area and the chavs cant seem to accept that there are people who don’t like going to a bar getting pissed on stella and vk ice and dancing like a twat to some thumping techno beat and also they can’t grasp that anyone could possibly go out not wearing fake designer shit. Oh no! They wait outside the KH just to shout abuse at anyone who is dressed differently to them. They are stupid scouse cunts!
If you are in liverpool one night, apart from taking a knife and some pepper spray with you, you must stop at the prime chav night spots. Matthew Street is a classic place to Chav spot, also Wood Street where the KH is :S and places like Cream, yuk! After a night on the town the chavs all go either to burger king or mc d’s which are all open till 3am, or failing that the chav chippy, lobster pot! Then they either bumble around in the middle of the road hailing down cars they think are taxis or they all pile on the night bus, one of the most scariest places to ever be in your life! I would rather be thrown into the sea with a side of meat strapped to me surrounded by sharks then get on that bus, probably less chance of getting attacked in the sea surrounded by sharks. All my night bus experiences have been awful, there is always some twat who thinks he is dead hard by shouting goth, mosher, gegger, satan at you etc etc all the way home.
Liverpool would be nice if there were a) no chavs and b) no scousers. Trust me city of culture?? What the fuck?! Its awful, truly awful. I beg you never go there! You will be scarred for life, if not mentally then more than likely physically. It is a nasty filthy place full of nasty filthy chavs. Scousers are very aggressive to anyone who isn’t either a scouser or a chav. So if you dare enter and you aren’t in suitable chav attire then be prepared for the abuse.
I hate the place more than words can say, as you can probably tell. I used to go there every weekend before I moved, I don’t miss it! Only go there if you intend to murder a lot of scousers.
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Oh can’t go without telling some classic scouse jokes, you probably heard them already but hey!
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused, hehehehehehe!
What do you call a scouse woman in a white shell suit?
The bride! Hehehehehe!
Chavs, scallies…. same shit, different name.
Liverpool is a beautiful city, it is just sadly ruined by all the twats that live there. Always fucking joking, everything’s a bloody joke. I figure they are living up to the stereotype of ‘funniest people in England’. Whoever put that idea in their heads has a lot to answer for. You only have to be minding your own business for some twat to approach you with their witticisms, often at your expense, because you’re wearing glasses or a fucking hat or something. And if you retort to their ill-conceived, imbecilic ‘humour’ then they will quickly switch to angry face and say some idiot monkey horseshit such as the popular “you startin mate”. SO FUCKING TIRESOME.
The place is TEAMING, yes, TEAMING with them. I would love to live in Liverpool because it’s aesthetically a great city with lots going on but sadly the place IS FUCKING TEAMING, again TEAMING with thick annoying cunts who won’t SHUT THE FUCK UP and MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.
OH but they’re so fucking funny. PLEASE STOP ME FROM LAUGHING AT ALL THEIR FUNNY JOKES. HAHAHAHA, oh god, HAHA, can’t stop laughing, HAHAHA, oh dear god, HAHAHA, kill me, HAHAHA, so funny, HAHAHAHAHAHA, stop it please, HAHAHA, my sides my sides, HAHAHAHA, kill me, HAHAHAHA, fucking annoying twats.
Liverpool – a great city sadly wasted on the scouse.
“gibo” again. Dont make me laugh metalheads are the biggest pussies going. Look at the state of you queers thinking you’re hard lmao. You pieces of shit are just as bad as “chavs” cant stand you fucking twats, you listen to thrash metal WOW very scary LOL.
Pompous dipshit retarded pussy cunt below me. Fuck off to manc-chester then you whining pussy.
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also- the krazy house is a filthy hole, same as the swan, everytime i went there i came away with a cold , tonsillitis or something, needless to say i havent been in about 6 years.
once my friend went there and barfed on the sofas on the second floor- came back next week- barf still there. no word of a lie.
the bouncers ask (or at least used to when i went) underage girls to flash their titties or pay double to be let in-
and the sweat dripping off the walls is true as it can be on k2- dont buy glasses of anything- shit from the ceiling will drip in there, get a bottle.
its full of anti conformists dressing exactly the same as each other and molesting each other in the dark corners of the rooms.
oh by the way- the reason people defending liverpool cant string a sentence together is because everyone with half a brain has moved away, leaving only the inbreds with brains the size of a rats go-nad.
my friends went to cambridge and oxford and fucked off as soon as they possibly could. they hate coming back here.
i didnt go to uni, i made the mistake of going to the community college instead of staying for 6th form, biggest mistake of my life- the college is a joke and full of mongs (no i dont mean mullberry street, i mean scall mongs)- i left getting no a-levels and therefore didnt go to uni straight away- now having to pick up the peices and go down a different route to get my degree.
liverpool is a vile cultural crevice.
iv lived here all 22 years of my life sadly but im moving in a month to over the hills and far away. all i can say is THANK FUCK
iv put up with all kinds of abuse here from scallies, twatty indie kids who used to be scallies,using slaggy men and snotty bastarding bitchy women.
everyone knows everyone here are are gossipy pea brained troglodytes who make up stories and spread shit purely for kicks.
iv been spat on more times that i care to count, had superglue put in my hair on the bus,shit thrown at my car (i threw a glass bottle back- much more effective) verbal abuse is a given
all this because i dont dress like an orange scally fool (not a big goth either- just a normal lady)
when i was in school a lad who was in my class stole a girls bus pass and refused to give it her back untill she gave him oral. so she did.
i also went to a very good girls school yet there were TWO, murderers in my year alone and ANOTHER in my primary school year
and also the city is a fucking flithy mess, litter all over the place, buildings are filthy, i travel alot and whenever i return to liverpool the first thing that hits me is how much of a manky mess it is.
where is all the money coming in going?
we only won capital of culture because they give to to places that need the money- but they cant call it ‘pity grant for shitholes’ can they?
where is our tram system that was supposedly going to be built?
liverpool1 is a fucking diplorable joke, apart from the fact it acts as a massive wind tunnel its just hideous looking
now, if we are going to move on to architecture , they have RUINED the iconic sky line by building minty 70s looking shite.
we also won the Carbuncle award for the new ferry terminal. how great is that? makes you proud
we have the most listed building out side of london but alot of them are rotten, filthy uncared for eyesore peices of shit.
i go to manchester alot and its much much better, better shops, nice people,decent museums (in the town center.. usually- iv met less twats there than i have in lpool)
I come from the south west and had 4 years at Uni in liverpool, and all I can say is what a shit hole! The scousers are horrible, They are the scum of the UK.
The only reason it won Capital of crap in 2008 was because it needed the most work doing to it, and it is still shit!!
Manchester is 10x better then that place.
Going on a bus and having to cringe every time a scally got on, pissed up or off his/her head on weed constantly spewing out that horrible scouse shit they all talk, la, erm, lid, gal, i goosed er lad, what a bunch of idiots!
They have never been anywhere on holiday so think it is the centre of the universe, an on a night out the amount of times some jaw chewing scummer would ask if I had any ‘beak lad’ scouse for coke!
An as for trend setters haha…… £150 lacoste tracksuits lmao, you all look like idiots in those things, with ya reebok classics and fake tans, an that is just the lads!
So from a neatural point of view as have lived there for 4 tears and come from my own shitty little part of the world Plymouth. LIVERPOOL should be top of this list as chav towns to avoid.
Pathetic digs all around!
Liverpool is the same as any other city, especially ports like Newcastle. This kind of pseudo-racism borne from branding different areas only serves to destroy this country. You’re all British: act like it.
the krazy house? isnt that the place full of people too ugly to get into normal clubs? lets face it you sit up till 4 am on your laptop playing rollplay games with your sad mates. do you stink a bit? are you pastey lookin? have all your chums got wacky nicknames? get a job you sad sweaty one can of cider and your pissed goth. put your silly hello kitty backpack away take your look at me i have a lip ring out and stop buying your clothes from quiggins. grow up join the real world you cant play the stooodant life forever. its you goths that have ruined heavy metal when i used to go the krazy house it was called sloans and it was full of rough assed metal heads and bikers if i had tried to get in with a lip ring or an emo fringe years ago i would have took a well deserved kicking full of wet ponces now talking about computer games comics sad sad twats oh yeah people from st helens are called woolybacks not scousers
You can divide Liverpool two ways, those who gob whilst talking and your “cheerful Scouser”
I have never been to a city so full of workshy degenerates who bring the other half of Liverpool’s social classes down with them.
31 years existing in Liverpoo, 100% Tory… Kill the poor, remove the sub-class. Working slass need not be worried, 60% of Liverpool will improved by the lack of degenerate, freefalling scum who aspire to be less educated and more hate filled than the last.
Let’s invade the Faro Islands and relocate these defficants of society.
Cant Believe The Author Of This Piece Writes All This Shit About Chavs An Stuff.. When In Fact I Have Lived In Liverpool My Whole Life And Have Neva EVER Seen Anyone Walking Around In Burberry If Your Gonna Slag A City Off At Least Hav The Common Decensy To Get Your Facts Right.. And Funnily Enough I Havn’t Wore A Tracksuit Since I Was About 12 And Have Never Been Attacked For Wearing Something Different.. And FYI The Krazyhouse Is The Most Vile Disgusting Place Anyone Can Ever Go With The Sweat Dripping Of The Walls An All The “EMOS” Moaning About Why People Hate Them Because Their Different NO We Hate You Because Your DICKS.. And The Night Bus If You Dont Like It Dont Get It.. Have You Never Heard Of A Taxi..
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And what, exactly, compared to Liverpool, has St Helens ever given the world? Where is the culture, the art, the creativity, the architecture? Where are it’s world renowned educational establishments including a Russell Group university? Where are St Helens’ world famous musicians, known the world over? And I’m not just talking about the Beatles either – cast your mind back over the last couple of decades to find more big names making the top twenty than you can ever shake a stick at. How many films have been made in St Helens? How much poetry has been written and publlished? How many plays? How many theatres?
I was born and bred in LIverpool and I agree that it has its bad points but no worse than any other city. There is poverty and deprivation all over the UK and I think insurers statistics need to be looked at again because in my experience they’re inaccurate and perpetuate prejudice.
Besides, there but for the grace of God go you and I – low morale borne of long term deprivation is a terrible thing.
I don’t plan to stay forever, simply because I think it’s healthy to go out and explore the world beyond your upbringing.
If I wasn’t from here, I would be happy to come and live here. Liverpool has a vibrancy, a soul, an atmosphere that St Helens and lots of other places will never have.
you fucking scum who do you think you are?? i have lived in liverpool all my lige thats 20 years and not once have i been tormented on the bus or had ash flicked in my hair i do agree that there are a few idiotic people in liverpool but guess hwat THERE EVERYWHERE from the sounds of it your one of those people who have a snarl on there face 24/7 thats why you probably got picked on bless ye next time go out with ye mummy maybe you will feel safer. Ave been to wales, ireland and scotland and had more abuse of the people there then in my home town. So next time you wanna rant love dont be a coward and hide behind a computer screen go to liverpool tell the scouser you dont like them and watch them all work together to give you grief because thats one thing i will say if something ever does happen to you in liverpool the scousers help they dont just keep walking they will ask if youneed help and NOT mug you unlike what happened to me in Manchester. Maybe you should wipe that shit from your eyes and see whats around you the bigger picture not the smaller one you retard
When we moved to Merseyside, the cost of house and car insurance shot up dramatically.
The reason, we were assured by the insurance broker, is because the Liverpool postcode area represents a high risk, from an insurers point of view, because it DOES experience high levels of crime..That’s based on factual data. We’ve since experienced it first hand on several occasions.
Just got to look at the replies from people born/bred in Liverpool, to realise what jumped up thick, idiots with the worst sounding accent around (when i hear it I cringe, I imagine a clown on hellium) to realise what idiots come from there, they cant even manage to type out a comment defending their city without spelling like a 5 year old IE scouse_angel/scouse_girl/vicki2005/diamond_girly/chardonay !!!
One of the worst cities I have visited (infact most of the north west is just run down and nasty), someone said Liverpool is no worse than Newcastle? Just how deluded are you? Newcastle is 100% better city than Liverpool ever will be, how it managed capital of culture is beyond me, I bet the judges/panel that give that one out, are sitting giving their heads a shake now
Scousers are not chavs. Up until a few years ago, everyone in Liverpool worse a tracksuit (shell suit as some outsiders call them), but these weren’t of the chav type, they were £150 lacoste tracksuits. They were casual wear, not chav wear. Nobody wears lacoste trackies anymore in Liverpool, but the manks and scottish and wools, etc have only recently started wearing them, Scousers are trend setters.
The author of this piece needs to get one thing straight: Liverpool does not have chavs, it has ’scallies’, there is a difference. Chavs were burberry and caps, for example, you don’t be seen dead in these in Liverpool. The scally is also more intelligent than the chav. The only chavs in Liverpool are those coming from outside the city to shop.