OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute chav capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is fucking so awful and full of chavs and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is teaming with the primest chav specimens you will ever see.
If you go and you aren’t wearing a tracksuit, you will get attacked be warned! I visited my friend a while back, had been in Liverpool 15 mins got on a bus and got attacked by 3 prime chavs! They got on the bus, fell on top of us laughing and smoking a joint, asked us for oral sex, we said No, so they flicked ash on our hair and tried to set out hair on fire. Liverpool should have a bomb dropped on it!
Prime chav teritory is St Johns market, fake burberry a go go! Also places to avoid are the docks, kensington, town centre in the evening, actually avoid liverpool all together! They try and make you stay by charging you to leave if you go through the tunnel. LOL!
We usually go to our fave non chav club the Krazy House, rock club etc. However it is on a very heavily chav populated area and the chavs cant seem to accept that there are people who don’t like going to a bar getting pissed on stella and vk ice and dancing like a twat to some thumping techno beat and also they can’t grasp that anyone could possibly go out not wearing fake designer shit. Oh no! They wait outside the KH just to shout abuse at anyone who is dressed differently to them. They are stupid scouse cunts!
If you are in liverpool one night, apart from taking a knife and some pepper spray with you, you must stop at the prime chav night spots. Matthew Street is a classic place to Chav spot, also Wood Street where the KH is :S and places like Cream, yuk! After a night on the town the chavs all go either to burger king or mc d’s which are all open till 3am, or failing that the chav chippy, lobster pot! Then they either bumble around in the middle of the road hailing down cars they think are taxis or they all pile on the night bus, one of the most scariest places to ever be in your life! I would rather be thrown into the sea with a side of meat strapped to me surrounded by sharks then get on that bus, probably less chance of getting attacked in the sea surrounded by sharks. All my night bus experiences have been awful, there is always some twat who thinks he is dead hard by shouting goth, mosher, gegger, satan at you etc etc all the way home.
Liverpool would be nice if there were a) no chavs and b) no scousers. Trust me city of culture?? What the fuck?! Its awful, truly awful. I beg you never go there! You will be scarred for life, if not mentally then more than likely physically. It is a nasty filthy place full of nasty filthy chavs. Scousers are very aggressive to anyone who isn’t either a scouser or a chav. So if you dare enter and you aren’t in suitable chav attire then be prepared for the abuse.
I hate the place more than words can say, as you can probably tell. I used to go there every weekend before I moved, I don’t miss it! Only go there if you intend to murder a lot of scousers.
Thanks!
Oh can’t go without telling some classic scouse jokes, you probably heard them already but hey!
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused, hehehehehehe!
What do you call a scouse woman in a white shell suit?
The bride! Hehehehehe!
I’m not from Liverpool but very fond of it. I think the city centre has the best architecture of any big English city outside London. Massive cathedrals, bags of Victorian and Georgian architecture, thousands of listed buildings. The city centre is a World Heritage Site. It’s a buzzing and happening place and we always have a great time there.
In terms of the people, the nice scousers are the best you will ever meet, but the bad ones are shit heads – probably on a par with the scum you find in Greater Manchester. Crime is comparitively low in Liverpool and I’ve certainly not witnessed any crime there.
All British cities are shit, but on the face of it, Liverpool is no where near the bottom of the list.
I do find it deeply ironic that mutants from the sordid shit hole of St Helens should have the nerve to criticise ANY town or city! A very nasty, industrial shit hole. The ugliest and most grim of the former Lancashire mill towns. Full of funny looking mutants whose main ambition in life is to effect a scouse accent. LOL
I recall going to kirkby with a mate while on leave from the forces some years ago. His mum & dads’ house was part of a terrace that was completely surrounded by rubble except for a pub at each end of the road. I recall one of the pubs was called ‘The fantail’. It looked pretty grim but I’ve got to tell you I had a terriffic time there and everyone was fantastically friendly. I’ve been back to Liverpool about fifteen times since on business and really enjoyed every stay.
Let me put it this way, you break your leg in London, someone steals your wallet and kicks the broken leg. You break your leg in Liverpool, someone steals your wallet then calls an ambulance.
Why do people insight hatred when they have a bad experience in a place they’re not from originally? The millions that investors have plugged into this city would not have happened if we are a bunch of filthy nasty scumbags living in a shithole. I have had bad experiences in Edinburgh, London, Manchester and suffered awful behaviour from youths due to their pure boredom etc. I just think what a shame these kids are giving this nice place a bad name, and I think others should keep that in mind when they choose to come into Liverpool for one reason or another, afterall, they require this city to serve its purpose for whatever they may need, the very reason they visit Liverpool is to fulfil a purpose, whether it be shopping, clubbing or work. We are working to lift this city’s profile, why are people trying to oppose that, do you not want Liverpool to become a better place or are you happy to instigate bad feelings just to halt our future as one of the great cities of Great Britain?
st helens never was an overspill of liverpool it used to be a lancashire town untill they got put in merseyside.
Panners
If you are able to self support and not working then I do not understand why you dont move – why not support yourself somewhere else? Say you beautiful Scottish Idyll where you came from.
You have no emotional links with Liverpool, no friends, a partner you dont love, you even have ‘adopted kids’ you hate and fear. You sound like a fairly solitary, sad individual who not many people would miss. You need to get a back bone and get out of the ‘Hell Hole’ you wont miss us and we certainly wont miss you
I have the great misfortune to have inadvertently found myself living in Liverpool, and kind of stuck here due to the effects of the 2008/09 recession.
My work usually takes me all over the UK, and I did grow up in a very rough town in the South of Scotland (which had a certain noteriety in Glasgow even!) As a result of my upbringing I never felt threatened or intimidated walking streets doing my daily business, until I came to live here.
The residents see their city as little better than a rubbish tip, the amount you see thrown out of vehicle windows daily is staggering. They’re the most vile and despicable inhabitants of any place I’ve visited in the WORLD, sponging, thieving gits who’d do their own mother over. (My partner has two scouse sons and they regularly lie to her, steal money from family friends, and are always trying to sell me low quality drugs).
So I do know first hand what I’m talking about. I have not one single friend here, and that’s the way I like it, any of my partners friends who are scouse always try to take the piss at some point or other and like to take take take and give very little or nothing in return (the friends who are not from liverpool are the only ones I really have any time for as they DO give in the manner of real friends).
Anyway, I agree with a previous poster, if a large enough bomb were dropped on merseyside, it would be no loss and society in general would be very much improved, and finally, when this economic downturn takes a change for the better and my work picks up, I’m off, the Mrs can stay if she wants, but the’re no way I’m dying at the young age of 53 (average for a man on merseyside) and I’d like to point out that you may indeed gather I’m not working – I DO NOT sign on and am 100% self supporting from previous earnings.
I cannnot really find decent words to really reflect how I feel about the people and the place without resorting to swearing, which I wont do, filthy dishonest scum just isn’t good enough for them…
not bein funni or nefin but ama scouser n a chav n i hang round with goths n nothin gets sed 2 any of them at all so every one who thinks that scouse chavs r aggresive and dont like other cultures are totally wrong they just havent given us a chance i have been to other parts of the contry n 2 me scousers are the best by far coz if i go any were else i get proper horrible looks and i get called names jus because of were am from so if u fink about it its not r fault u dont like us coz of wat u hear about us coz we not all like dat n u r all bang out of order so dont judge us coz u aint gotta a clue about half of us just because some lads on a bus were avain a laff. n if u wana argue wit me go on den
Ive Gott admit, liverpool has a lot of rough as fuck and shitty areas, but it also has its fair share of nice ones, yes there are scallies, some fuckin bad shit goes down, but all in all id prefer to live in liverpool than st helens (as ive lived in st helens all my life i know) i really do think it could be one of the worst places in the north west,
Liverpool has a broader variety of people, wether its scallies or whatever the fuck people wanna call em, st helens “chavs” generally are not as clean, lack any form of self respect or control, whereas at least in liverpool a tracky doesnt make you instantly a dickhead, if ya see a reebok classic clad fred perry manakin wanderin through st helens you immediatley think
“what the hell am i doing here”
DERS A WOOLY OVER DER OVER DER WEARIN FLARES N GREASY HAIR GREASY HAIR, 3 STAR JUMPER ALFWAY UP ITS BAK, DERS A WOOLY WOOLY BAK WOOLY BAK.
U GREW UP IN ST.HELENS? ENOUGH SAID!! AND YES MY DEAR IT WOULD BE FULL OF SCOUSERS CONSIDERING ITS LIVERPOOL…U REPROBATE! IM NOT SUPRISED U HAD A BAD TIME HERE WITH THAT ATTITUDE, LIVERPOOL SHOULD HAVE A BOME DROPPED ON IT AYE?? LETS SEE U SAY THAT TO A SCOUSER FACE 2 FACE! BUT U WUDNT BECAUSE UR AN IDIOT. I GUESS BY YOUR COMMENT ‘THERE IS ALWAYS..BY SHOUTING GOTH,MOSHER,GEGGER,SATAN ETC’ LETS FACE IT LUV GO OUT DRESSED LIKE A DICK ED AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED LIKE A DICK ED. ENUFF SAID I DONT WASTE TIME ON NOBS LIKE YOU
How strange that, as someone who does not follow the trend for lacoste, bright white reebok classic and dubious bold gold accessories I should live here for 25 years and not once been the victim of crime, at the hands of the leisurewear clad masses or otherwise. This all changed three weeks ago when my mobile phone was stolen from a club in town which I had previously never visited before. Whichever pasty faced antisocial little bastard took the phone from my bag that night made several calls to premium number dirty chat lines, which only serves to reinforce my opinion of the self-mutilating, pseudo-intellectual attention seekers who frequent this dire, filthy hole: WANKERS. In case you haven’t already guessed, the club was indeed the Krazy House.
emzy i wonder if youd say any of that shyte u typed to one of us scousers face hey?if u dont like the city and ppl from it dont fookin bother comin here!!liverpool has chavs yep and like any other big city there r knobheads about but its no worse than manchester birmingham newcastle glasgow london etc.your comments r a fookin joke lol wud ya kiss ya ma wiv that gob?!why dont u crawl back under ya fookin rock u sad no mark woolyback!!
Hi to all you scousers i agree with emzy as i myself have lived in St.Helens all my life and i hate to be associated with Liverpool and the blinking scousers. One of things i hate is people from the rest of the UK thinking that i am a scouser just because of the slight accent unlike a true liverpool person who sounds just like they are of brookie.
The city is a dump really the only resason i go there is if i have to get a train link to another town or to get to Ireland etc. The tracksuits are so in the past and everyone looks the same -crap. Chavs can be found anywhere though as the scousers say they are all over the UK but i would say that Liverpool is the worst for them. And they do keep flocking into my town with the socks pulled up over their trackies some just to shop but over the past years they have started to live all over St.Helens even in the poshier areas.
I can say that a couple of years ago i had a bad nite bus experince on a number 10 back home. The strangest characters got on the bus, most were really scary even goths (which to be fair to the scousers on here you do attract attention to yourself to me your your as bad as the chavs, just another gang out in all the towns). On of these characters on the bus for example a complete scouse chav tried chatting me up even though he was pissed of his face and smelled like booze, cigs and grime. He came and sat right next to me and would not move all the decent folk looked on at him in disgust and i just freaked thinking what is he going to do next? I hope the scum gets off real soon.
I think that all you people need to grow up and act like yourself and wear what you want to not a uniform of trackies or black clobber!
in the middle of liverpool where all the shops r its okay
if u ever get folowed or anything go in quiggins
thats only part of liverpool ive realy ever been in and i dont attend to go any wheres else in liverpool
southport is a prity chav place and its full of old peaple which make it a boring place to live
I was wondering if the stereotypes about Liverpool… Thankfully they are all true and Comrade Boris (Johnson) was telling the truth and not spouting a load of bollocks!!
u silly cow am a scouser an am proud if ya didnt like it ere why did u used to come in the first place the karazy house is full of chavs newayz on the second floor k2 so get ya facts rite i wish u ad of got mugged or attacked the things ur sayin ya askin 4 a beatin
it really isnt that bad. if you throw a smile to everyone you see most of them will smile back, i garruntee (sp?) liverpool isnt half as bad as birkenhead and if your goin to dress different be prepared for the consequences. i may dress different but i dont think that all chavs are bad, alot of them are quite funny n a way
TBH I have never seen those football shirts, only ever seen typical chav wear. Stripey jumper attack!
Hehehe cool joke!
Em
Sorry for generalising but everytime I go to liverpool I always get some random abuse. Even when we went to London no one said a word or anything! I just find Liverpool very agressive, especially in the evenings, more so than anywhere else.
I know not all scousers are chavs but it is probably 90% chav populated. I have mates who live in Liverpool and they all say the same thing.
Sorry if I have offended you!