OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute chav capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is f**king so awful and full of chavs and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is teaming with the primest chav specimens you will ever see.
If you go and you aren’t wearing a tracksuit, you will get attacked be warned! I visited my friend a while back, had been in Liverpool 15 mins got on a bus and got attacked by 3 prime chavs! They got on the bus, fell on top of us laughing and smoking a joint, asked us for oral sex, we said No, so they flicked ash on our hair and tried to set out hair on fire. Liverpool should have a bomb dropped on it!
Prime chav teritory is St Johns market, fake burberry a go go! Also places to avoid are the docks, kensington, town centre in the evening, actually avoid liverpool all together! They try and make you stay by charging you to leave if you go through the tunnel. LOL!
We usually go to our fave non chav club the Krazy House, rock club etc. However it is on a very heavily chav populated area and the chavs cant seem to accept that there are people who don’t like going to a bar getting pissed on stella and vk ice and dancing like a twat to some thumping techno beat and also they can’t grasp that anyone could possibly go out not wearing fake designer s**t. Oh no! They wait outside the KH just to shout abuse at anyone who is dressed differently to them. They are stupid scouse c**ts!
If you are in liverpool one night, apart from taking a knife and some pepper spray with you, you must stop at the prime chav night spots. Matthew Street is a classic place to Chav spot, also Wood Street where the KH is :S and places like Cream, yuk! After a night on the town the chavs all go either to burger king or mc d’s which are all open till 3am, or failing that the chav chippy, lobster pot! Then they either bumble around in the middle of the road hailing down cars they think are taxis or they all pile on the night bus, one of the most scariest places to ever be in your life! I would rather be thrown into the sea with a side of meat strapped to me surrounded by sharks then get on that bus, probably less chance of getting attacked in the sea surrounded by sharks. All my night bus experiences have been awful, there is always some twat who thinks he is dead hard by shouting goth, mosher, gegger, satan at you etc etc all the way home.
Liverpool would be nice if there were a) no chavs and b) no scousers. Trust me city of culture?? What the f**k?! Its awful, truly awful. I beg you never go there! You will be scarred for life, if not mentally then more than likely physically. It is a nasty filthy place full of nasty filthy chavs. Scousers are very aggressive to anyone who isn’t either a scouser or a chav. So if you dare enter and you aren’t in suitable chav attire then be prepared for the abuse.
I hate the place more than words can say, as you can probably tell. I used to go there every weekend before I moved, I don’t miss it! Only go there if you intend to murder a lot of scousers.
Oh can’t go without telling some classic scouse jokes, you probably heard them already but hey!
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused, hehehehehehe!
What do you call a scouse woman in a white shell suit?
The bride! Hehehehehe!