OMG I DONT BELIEVE LIVERPOOL WASN’T ON HERE SOONER! Ok well now it is. It is the absolute chav capital of the UK. I grew up in St Helens, basically an overspill of Liverpool. Liverpool is f**king so awful and full of chavs and SCOUSERS! The kings and queens of shell suits! Everyday it is teaming with the primest chav specimens you will ever see.
If you go and you aren’t wearing a tracksuit, you will get attacked be warned! I visited my friend a while back, had been in Liverpool 15 mins got on a bus and got attacked by 3 prime chavs! They got on the bus, fell on top of us laughing and smoking a joint, asked us for oral sex, we said No, so they flicked ash on our hair and tried to set out hair on fire. Liverpool should have a bomb dropped on it!
Prime chav teritory is St Johns market, fake burberry a go go! Also places to avoid are the docks, kensington, town centre in the evening, actually avoid liverpool all together! They try and make you stay by charging you to leave if you go through the tunnel. LOL!
We usually go to our fave non chav club the Krazy House, rock club etc. However it is on a very heavily chav populated area and the chavs cant seem to accept that there are people who don’t like going to a bar getting pissed on stella and vk ice and dancing like a twat to some thumping techno beat and also they can’t grasp that anyone could possibly go out not wearing fake designer s**t. Oh no! They wait outside the KH just to shout abuse at anyone who is dressed differently to them. They are stupid scouse c**ts!
If you are in liverpool one night, apart from taking a knife and some pepper spray with you, you must stop at the prime chav night spots. Matthew Street is a classic place to Chav spot, also Wood Street where the KH is :S and places like Cream, yuk! After a night on the town the chavs all go either to burger king or mc d’s which are all open till 3am, or failing that the chav chippy, lobster pot! Then they either bumble around in the middle of the road hailing down cars they think are taxis or they all pile on the night bus, one of the most scariest places to ever be in your life! I would rather be thrown into the sea with a side of meat strapped to me surrounded by sharks then get on that bus, probably less chance of getting attacked in the sea surrounded by sharks. All my night bus experiences have been awful, there is always some twat who thinks he is dead hard by shouting goth, mosher, gegger, satan at you etc etc all the way home.
Liverpool would be nice if there were a) no chavs and b) no scousers. Trust me city of culture?? What the f**k?! Its awful, truly awful. I beg you never go there! You will be scarred for life, if not mentally then more than likely physically. It is a nasty filthy place full of nasty filthy chavs. Scousers are very aggressive to anyone who isn’t either a scouser or a chav. So if you dare enter and you aren’t in suitable chav attire then be prepared for the abuse.
I hate the place more than words can say, as you can probably tell. I used to go there every weekend before I moved, I don’t miss it! Only go there if you intend to murder a lot of scousers.
Thanks!
Oh can’t go without telling some classic scouse jokes, you probably heard them already but hey!
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused, hehehehehehe!
What do you call a scouse woman in a white shell suit?
The bride! Hehehehehe!
just because you were victimised on a bus by a couple of thugs doesnt mean all scousers are chavs you come from st helens so your probably the result of insest, thats probaly why they chose to victimise you because of your deformed limbs sad but true
I doubt the author has ever even been to liverpool on a night one more than once.
For one, theres no such thing as chavs in liverpool, its ‘scallies’. Two, i haven’t seen burbery in St Johns for at least 10 years, i think you are thinking about Manchester or infact St. Helens. People round here wear adidas nike penguin paul and shark carhaart amongst other classy brands. The only burbery people wear round here is the aftie and its nice. Three, Matthew Street is not full of scallies, it is full of middle aged people who are too old for conny square. Four, krazy house is one of the sweatiest places there is. The fact you go in there says something about you. I dare not go into the toilet for fear of not coming out due to the stickiness of the floor because nobody seems to care to direct their piss towards a toilet or one of the urinals. Four, Mcdonalds is 24 hours.
Five, have you ever taken a look at St. Helens!? BY GUM
I love it its all sorta John Paul George and Dumbo,it realy is,I love it,its all so sixties still,We all live in a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine a yellow submarine,arhhhh it f**king top stuff ay?Ive got Beatlemania I have……….I realy have you no?I feel all dizzy like and me legs go all numb,and I dont no where I am sometimes.Im ok now thow,Im raring to go,rasberry fields for ever,and man with a looking grass tie on a hill a strawberry hump forever,oh you just cant beat the beatles can you ay?Old George Ron and Paul a Dingo.Ive got a pair of Beatles shoes,stole them out of the Hari Krishna Temple in Soho,belonged to George,he was busy giving all his money away to the Haris at the time,went mad he did cos he had to walk home in the rain bare foot,couldnt afford a taxi cos hed given all his money to them.Lovely Richard metre maid,thats my favorite,oh oh oh hang on,no it isnt my faverite one is Satisfaction,I cant get no satisfaction,I thought Bongo sang that just great,classic that one,the way dingo pouted his lips and lept about like a little ape in hyde park,brilliant.Were all going on a summer holiday,thats another Beatles classic,with Humpfry Bogart dressed as a elephant,and John driving the bus………………brilliant……….ace.
Humm, what a thought provoking and objective tirade of opinion…not. I have lived in Liverpool all my life and have suffered taunts and abuse, especially as a teenager (I am now a middle aged dad), from scallies who don’t appreciate diversity. I think you’ll find scallies, or chavs, in any large city and Liverpool is no exception. While I commiserate with anyone from a satellite town coming into Liverpool and experiencing this, it is not the people of Liverpool. It is the common culture of the mainstream of working class youth Liverpool which has an inverted snobbery to it. It is unfortunate but, as other speakers have said, the flip side to that coin is the unparalleled friendliness that many have attested to (generally in the day when there are various age groups around and they are not pissed up) in comparison to other cities. Funnily enough Liverpool does have children, young people, older people, middle class and professional people (who were born and grew up here), as well as uncouth youths.
This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. I have lived in both Liverpool and St Helens and guess what? They’re both f**king dumps. I now live on the outskirts of St Helens close to Warrington but still work in Liverpool City Centre. Every morning I have to put up with about 10 homeless people trying to sell me a Big Issue between lime street and the dock road. That pisses me off as the exact same people expect you to give them money every single day. Have you ever tried to actually take the magazine once you have handed money over? They look at you as if you’re mugging them! There’s nothing wrong with the people from Liverpool though or St Helens in fact. You get arses everywhere.
Speaking of which, London. That really is Europes capital of w**kers. The rudest, most ignorant, self centred twats on earth, and that’s just the immigrants. The cockney is truly a sight to behold! Out on the town in his £40 burtons suit thinking he’s Ronnie Kray. “Awight Mayte, got any babble (Bubble)?”. I believe the cockney here is refering to cocaine (Bubble and squeak) although I couldn’t be certain. I’m sure most Londoners are decent people but this is just the impression I get when I go there.
Manchester is just full of c**ts. Sorry but it is.
Have you seen St Helens m8, full of inbreds. Which is hardly surprising seen as f**king your sister / brother is the only thing to do to keep yourself from committing. That place is grim.
Horrible c**ts. Full of themselves and have to much to say!
I go to liverpool every other weekend and i have done for many years, i have been to London, Manchester, Hull and many other UK cities but not once have i met a more pationate breed of people as the scousers if you need help they will help you, the difference between liverpool and the rest of britain is they are not cowards they will speak there mind to you and not hold it in they will tell you and ask you why your giving them a dirty look other wise known as ‘snotties’ people misjudge them as horrible c**ts but really there just outspoken and thats why they got capital of culture after all if you sit there and do nothing and say nothing you will get somewhre who knows maybe this is why there are so many fammous scousers world wide
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