i know salford is already on here but i need to stress just how scummy and chav-infested it really is. i live right on the border of this sh*thole and a (marginally) nicer area and it’s amazing to see the difference between the two.
every *self-respecting* chav in the north manchester area knows that salford precinct (concrete shopping monstrosity surrounded by high-rise council flats) is the place to be. it might be small but it truly is chav mecca. EVERYTHING here is a discount shop… from the 2 ‘everything for a quid’ shops to wilko’s to the linen discount store (?!)… even the allsports is a factory seconds outlet. honestly, you have to see it to believe it. as well as the discount (faked) perfume shop there’s the obligatory ‘gold centres’ which sell ‘forfeited pledge’ (nicked) engagement rings on the cheap. female chavs can always be found with their orange foundation-plastered faces stuck up againast the glass admiring those nasty hooped earrings with ‘charmaine’ written accross the middle and scary clown pendants. the precinct is probably one of the last few places in the uk to still have a wimpy…and that’s new, only been there a couple of years. the public toilets are a no-go area (unless you’re trying to score a hit/get mugged) and the whole place reeks thanks to the strategically-placed gabbot’s farm selling infected meat at super low prices (“ere y’are, half a chicken, only a quid”). salford shopping city (the council recently renamed it in a bid to make it seem half decent) is built on one level so that all the pramhead 14-year olds can push little bethany-jayne or baby d’wayne (whose face is usually covered in bits of pasty) around with the minimum of bother. every shop has its own security guard (usually to be found leering over the afore-mentioned 14 year-olds) and there are at least 2 security guards patrolling the bits inbetween at any given time. in short, this place mings. enter at your peril.
well said , students my arse the scruffy smelly fuckers
I love the way Anonymous wrote this……poor excuse for a person that cannot even post their name and has to hide behind their keyboard to say something. What made you write this bullshit? Its not constructive, just offensive, I’ve lived in Salford all my life, the hosue facing my mums sold for 280k…over a quarter of a mill, what shithole has houses of that price? Every area in the country has rough area’s, Salford precinct is Salford’s, well done for pointing that out you f**king moaning, boring, numb, not got anything better to do with your time twat
Ive lived ere since i was born,im 13 and a Chav so f**k you,im excluded from scool for fighting and smoking spliffs in class,im a vandal to and prowd of it innit.ive smashed up nearly everly thing in town,foneboxes windows iv smashed so many wiv bricks,ive shit in the church and niked the poor box,wel im fucin poor so f**k you mr vicar ya homo.ive do shoplifting drinkin gettin pised and jumpd on top of cars up an down smash em to fucin bits.trees ive uprooted bikes ive niked loads ha ha you c**t bubbler.ive set fire to everyfing stoned the feds the tosers.Ive put a budgie in a smoothey machine,smashed up the pubic toilets,undone the bolts on the bog seets so old peeple fall offf the bog and hurt themselfs ha ha.pushed a oldlady in front of a car on high street,ha ha ha nicked her shoppin ha ha ha haaa boolocks kick you in em ha ha ha ha im on a tag ha ha i dont fuking care
Salford is nowhere near as bad as people make out.
I have lived here for all 22 years of my life, and i agree, the precinct is a pretty rough area. There are some people that like you say, are pretty trampy, but to put down an entire area, and the people who live there (‘inbreds”) is disgraceful. I currently live in one of the ‘Council tower blocks’ that surrounds the precinct (which is private, and i find a nice place to live) and visit the precinct weekly, and every time i go i see a shopping are within walking distance to Salford University, with all its discount shops, enabling students to live at affordable prices.
I really dont see a place half as bad as any of the stuck up tossers above have claimed.
And before you ask no im not a student.
I’ve lived in Salford all of my life and so far haven’t been able to escape. Salford Precinct is a dreadful place. (I personally haven’t contributed towards it being a dreadful place though!) I try to live a respectable life and have brought up my kids ok, I work bloody hard for crap pay, pay my council tax etc etc, yet I think the council send my money to fund the Quays and other gentrified projects – they certainly don’t sweep the deep piles of leaves from our streets and they allow the Ugly Salford Precinct to continue to loom over us and depress us.
What other citizens incorrectly address theirselves as Salford,Manchester ? The royal mail categorically states Salford is a post town in capital letters, in fact the correct address is
SALFORD Lancashire, but the people are so apathetic they lazily use next doors city as their address… ee arr Langworthy Road,Manchester ….. when its Langworthy Road SALFORD Lancs check with Royal Mail for proof.
Have some pride in your city and stop thinking you’re an annexe only of Manchester next door. Your own council tries its best to promote Salford as city, and has a campaign of ” IN Salford”. No one in Sunderland puts Newcastle on their address, no one in St Helens puts Liverpool as their address, no one in Wolverhampton would put their address as Birmingham. You the residents are incorrectly doing this and having given up on your historic City are at fault
Eddie, you are wrong. Salford is in Greater Manchester. It has been, since the 1974 Local Government Act. Sorry!
To be fair, Salford is just outside Manchester city centre; It’s about 30 mins walk from Picadilly Station- straight down, past the Arndale and then left up Chapel St. It is Manchester really isn’t it?
Salford precinct…..Is truly a place to behold !!…..No place like it !!
I have never saw so many ‘inbreds’ in one place !! The products of…brother-sister….uncle niece….father -daughter…..you name it. …. Its incredible….genetic mutations everywhere!
I thought ‘in breading’ was rife in….Baugley….though ‘The precinct’ is a phenomenon!!
If not used for scientific interest….it could be found a use as a tourist attraction to view the unfortunates and freaks.
So i wonder if a eugenics program should now be instigated???
These terrible scoats and unfortunate ‘inbreds’ need to be culled………For their own sakes !!
A well wisher x
if you dont like it f**k off prick
What a load of shit!!!!!!! yes there is chav’s everywhere has them but as for the inbreeding i think you will find a lot more places for example Bolton( not that i am having a go at Bolton simply pointing out that they have a high birth rate where the mother and father are related).
I have grew up in the city of Salford and turned out fine I own my house have a job don’t wear track suits or hoop earnings I pay for my children to go to a independent school and will be going to Manchester Grammar in September.
I certainly don’t feel ashamed of where i come from it made me who i am successful !
born and bred in salford a place that stays long in my heart my home town but to be honest lads matey at the tops propa just summed it up until you move away you know no diff but when u return haha f**k it hits ya
Leafy lanes of Alderly Edge ? Financially secure? Oh right so you’ve made enough money to look down your nose at other people ? Me personally I’d rather have a mate from Salford than some stuck up prat like you !!! I was in the Army with a load of Squaddies from Manchester ,Salford and Liverpool area, the Officers were all “Ruperts” and “Rodneys” but made remarks and assumptions and opinions akin to the way you have. I hope we never get in a War situation and you have to join up , because the Lads would stick together,you, you self opinionated tosser would be left to get on with it and end up 6 foot under, well 2 foot under in a shell scrape probably.
Salford is a poverty ridden area and not everyone can get out of it, I did by joining up and that was the ONLY way open to me. To improve Salfords situation the Government must put in Millions but to do that they would have to stop handing out money left right and centre to immigrants ,kick the immigrants out that are taking British jobs and Tax people like you a lot higher than they do at the moment. Now sod off back to what I suspect is your relatively modest house in Alderly Edge ( where my sister also lives,so don’t think you’re any better than me) ,me I’ll just go back to enjoying my early retirement and living on my hard earned Army Pension in very leafy Devon while you work your balls off to pay your mortgage. Smug arsehole !
WHAT the hell?? Who do you both think you are? Students presumably that arent even from here, have some f**king respect do you really think the residents of precinct WANT it to be this poverty stricken and rough looking. Of course not. I live here, and think what you both written is disgusting. You dont like it, f**k OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE
moaning, miserable CUNTS
Salford Precinct is truly hell on earth, full of the chavviest of chavs, who are either there to look at one of the numerous pound shops or the knock off DVD’s on the council run market.
It’s really funny to look at the hugest of women who have managed to squeeze their lardy arses into a Size 20 tracksuit, as they manage to walk round smoking, eating a pasty, and pushing a pram all at the same time, a true skill!
The men are a total waste of space, usually just slinking behind their goregeous ‘lady’ with their hands down their pants, looking longingly at the door of the ‘Flat Iron’ pub where anything can be sold and bought.(except a decent pint)
I am so relieved that I am now financially secure and can leave this dump for the leafy lanes of Alderley Edge.
thank f**k you went you fuckin arse hole Alderley Edge my arse
fuckin tosser