This is the prime Chav breeding ground for South West Hertfordshire and Watford.
The town must be occupied by around 200,000 people and there is no secondary school has the previous ones kept being burnt down too often.
Junior Chaves are therefore bused (on Chavmobiles) by the council to schools in the surrounding areas and watford. This is a clear attempt by councils in colusion with the Chav conspiracy to infiltrate Chavs and Chav culture to non-Chav areas. Very nasty and underhan.
South Oxhey contains the well know sight of burned out Chav chariots – as Native Indian trackers can identify thier quarry by the droppings of animals, so burned out joy ridden cars tell the amatuer tracker that they are near the main nest of Chavs.
The police – bless them- have a blanket ASBO order allowing them to move on any gangs (defined as two or more Chavs) they find in the evening. The Chavs migrate to surrounding woods where they regress to the more basic Chav activities of drinking, swearing and pretending they have had sex.
Senior Chavs congregate at the Jet and Whittington public house. The Chavs also have a social club called the Crescent Club- so called because it is a club located in a road which is a crescent – this wit and irony is lost on most Chavs who occasionally get confused and think its something Islamic and so attack thier own club with bottles.
In the last year or so we have seen many young male Chavs riding small hairdriers called scooters – the correct riding position and effort to achieve reduced resistance is to sit as far back on the seat as possible, keeping the body as low and near to the scooter as you can, then crane you head upwards to look over the handlebars then grit teeth and try to get the scooter to go over 25 mph.
Yeah I agree with you private parts,hes a lovely bloke,so caring,and has done so much in helping humanity.Im sure one day someone will write a book about him,about all the great things he has done,I hope Im in it,he verbally abused me on the colour of my skin on many a occasion,it was delightfull.I do miss him so,the times he spat at me,and put dog s**t through my letterbox,and set fire to my hair,Ill never forget it,oh I do wish he hadnt moved away,Ill have to go visit him in Broadmoor or where ever he is.Im sure where ever he is,he sits strapped in his strait jacket,chewing at the leather straps,dribbling,looking back on his life and thinking,it was all totaly pointless and acheived nothing.
I live in Oxhey but not for much longer I hope becouse were moving,becouse the BNP wont leave us alone,mum asked them in her house after she met one of them canversers they have,and he was ok at first so she joined.My dad who dont live with us told her not to.Anyway they started asking her for money,said they needed it for the party and stuff,mum said no so they told her they were going to burn our house down and stuff.They keeep phoning up calling her a slag etc,mums on pills now from the docter and the council are going to move us to another place soon.She wishes she never joined now,now she knows what their like and stuff.Scum my dad says they are,parasites he call them,hes right to,wish we never met them.
They did the same thing to my mum,all nice at first then they asked her for money,she said what for? becouse shes on benifits and only gets £270 a week and her rent and council tax paid,plus £300 in child support and a free car so she and dad can get to AA meetings and stuff.They said we need it for the party,she went made when she found out it all went on booze and drugs and ballons and stuff.Shes joined the socialist party now.
Do you no Dick Hodge?the alcoholic?the bim ficker.who licks black botty?always out dogging in de Oxhey woods?
We dont wont them ere the f**kers,f**kers they are I tell ya,no good dirty f**kers,taken over our slums the hook nosed f**kers,f**kers they are I tell ya.Arrrrrhhhhh the dirty f**kers comin over ere the dirty no good f**kers,with camels and sheep and stuff,only reason they wont to come ere the f**kers is to rape our women and take our jobs the dirty f**kers.Well we wont have it I tell ya,we wont take it from behind…..the f**kers……send em all back the Southend where they come from the dirty f**king f**kers.
If your gonna try and attempt to take the piss out of somebody you could atleast spell there sur name right and instead of writing it over a webpage you could say this all to him, I thought it was only teenagers who would slag people of over something like this and not have to corrage to say it to them. I can assure you TONY isn’t even living on the estate anymore and hasn’t been for ages now and also he is NOT in a mental hospital so you should really find things out first before you say stuff and there is people who care about him such as his family as he also had brothers and one passed away a few years ago who was very loved!, your trying to make out asif tony hasn’t got much of a lif however he must have a better one then you cause this is just a sad and low thing to do.
You lying bastard everyone knows hes in Rampton,its been in all the papers years ago,I know I was there,so dont come on here giving it all the Mr Charlie big f**king spuds you mug.YOU should get your facts straight,and no its not a low thing to do,a low thing to do is to want to plant a bomb at the Notting hill carnival and blow women and children up,Google his name,and have a real good look at your hero.Planting a bomb like a coward,not caring who he blew up YOU your mum,or anyone else who was in the way black or white.Let him rot in Rampton in his stait jacket,a gibbering idiot,like hes always been.
Yeah yeah whatever you lil 2 bob c**t. His my uncle and I can assure you he aint in no mental hospital. get a life give ya name then we’ll see what a big boy u are prick hiding behind a computer…..
hello Ug,I see you nearly every day you stupid thick mug,but your to thick realise you plank.
Hello,I am thinking of moving to South Oxhey as I wish to buy a very cheap and run down house so I can turn it into bedsits for all my friends who wish to come to the UK from Afghanistan.I have noticed there are lots of run down slum type accomadations,these I can buy very cheap as nobody else wishes to live in them,and rent them to my Afghan friends,they are used to living in hovels so this would be fine for them.In time I wish to be a Alan Syrup type millionarie and have my own Tv show like Mr Syrup,that is after I have made lots of Afghan people happy.In a few years there will be thousands of Afgans living in Oxhey,and within a decade or two the whole place will be like a small Afghanistan.I am always thinking of ways to expand my new Oxhey empire,I will get rid of all taxis and have donkeys for hire at the local taxi rank.Pull down all the many pubs there are in Oxhey that are full of alcoholics,and use the bricks for building a Mosque, there are so many pubs the Mosque will reach into the clouds.All the lazy Oxhey people will be made to work for a living,I expect this will cause a mass exedus to other parts of Hertfordshire,but who cares.The golf coarse I will turn into fields for growing food,and for grazing cattle on.I cant wait.
I am Mashood and I am from Afghanistan,I come here and like it very much everyone is so fiendly,my English is very good.I am not allowed to keep goats in my council house,or a donkey,but I do not mind as I have a fiendom pass and can travel on bus to Icelands and Micks and Spencers market.As it is so nice here in Oxhey soon my family will be joining me,my 5 wifes and my 23 children,and my granfathers and grandmothers,plus my uncles and anties and so forth.The council has promised me four more four bedroom houses knocked into one,I say thank you very much.I think we and the local natives can all get along so happilys,and all come together and have fun together.My ambition is to be rich enough to build a Mosque,the biggist Mosque in England,right in the middle of South Oxhey,this I know will bring the whole community together.This dream feels me with hope,hope that one day everyone in Oxhey will sing and laugh together and be full of love an warmth for one another as they pray in the Mosque together.I cant wait,its so fantastic here I love it,I love England and the English people,praise Allah.
You f**ker,you dirty f**king f**k f**ker,coming here to steal all our jobs,and stuff,get out of f**king town you f**king f**ker you.We dont wont no f**king Moths,dont wont em here?you f**king f**ker,come here to steal our jobs and rape our women you hook nosed f**king f**ker,f**k off,f**k off I tell ya!ya dress wearing camel f**ker,take ya stuff and f**k off,ya here me?dont wont no Moths,you try building any Moths and by god well tear it down ya here me?We dont wont no Moths……and you aint building one…………you f**ker
Well Id like to say that Ive lived in South Oxhey for nearly 6 years and its the worst place I have ever lived,I was in the army and have been all over the world and have seen seen some real slums in my time,but nothing could beat South Oxhey and its residents.To say they where the lowest of the low would be a massive understatment,I thought Id seen the worst in humanity,but sadly not.Heres one good example I experienced in the first few days of moving into my damp and dingey flat,in the Highlands.Due to having one of my legs blown off in WW2,I use a electric wheel chair,this was stolen from outside my flat and was used in a smash and grab raid at the local butchers,where a string of sausages and several black pudings etc where stolen.(Im not joking this realy happened)Later police found my wheel chair burnt out in Oxhey woods.Becouse I live in a high crime erea I cant get insurance,onece you say you live in Oxhey,youve no chance,so I cant afford a new wheel chair,meaning Im stuck in my flat,relient on home help.The meals on wheels lady refuses to come to my flat anymore,due to her being sexualy assaulted in the stairweell of my block,twice.When I have to go out,my neighbour puts my in his wheel barrow and pushes me around the shops etc,this is humiliating for a old soldier like me,but I have no choice,all the while being verbaly abused by the locals,children and adults alike.My neighbour is 86 and not in good health,I dont no what I will do without him,if he dies Ill have no choice except suicide,perhaps it will be a blessing.If Id have known back in 44 what kind of society Id end up in now Id have thrown myself under the nearist nazi tank and be done with it.Nobody will exchange flats with me to get out of the erea,Im stuck here,stuck in a filthy dirty vermin infested dump.With only my medals and black and white photos of my wife,and little Tim my dog,which was also stolen from me by local children.I spend most days hopping around my flat to keep warm as I have no heating due to it breaking down consantly,Ive had dog pooh put through my letter box,theyve done everything to me,all I can do is cry……god help me.
Im the only black man on the estate and I vote BNP,the local BNP counciler is not racist like the BNP stereo type the media like to make out.Hes a very nice man,with a great sense of humour,he couldnt stop laughing when I agreed to vote for him.Even thow nearly all the BNP in Oxhey have crimminal recoards,it doesnt make them racist,I have a I vote BNP poster in my window and Im proud of it,so do the rest of my BNP friends.The BNP get things done,like cleaning up litter,and stuff.There nothing like Nazis of world war two,who lied to everyone and onece they got into power mugged everyone off,Im not stupid I know they wouldnt do that,their to nice,why some even where suits.Its just a shame that they are running out of funds,and dont realy have any supporters at all except for intelligent people like me.All that rubbish about gassing people and putting them in ovens is all lies,the BNP have told me so.I mean would I a normal sane human being realy support a Nazi based ideaology,next your be saying that the pervert Josef Mengele who did horrific experiments on children in Nazi death camps was true.It amazes me how stupid you people who critise the BNP realy are.They only wont our votes becouse they care about us,the nice man told me so.
And the BNP use Reggie Reggie sauce on their food,it that doesnt prove their not racist then Im just a gullable idiot.
Yeah like i said like to the lads daa the pub,once the BNP get in like it will be much better like aint it ay?Place be much fukin better,sort all the stuff out innit?dont wont naa forighners livin here like,coming dan our pubs drinkin all our beer l;ike ay burp.f**kers be takin over the place the f**kers why c**t they drink there own f**kin beer innit the f**kers.Yeah I suppot the bnp lie ay?I aint some dopey f**king mug or nutffin,Im one of the lads me,ya f**kers you…..it will all change soon…I no….the lads have told me…..dan the pub
he was always a liar….and a grass
I agree Stu,see you down the pub for the meeting.I dont wont to brag or for you to think Im giving it the Charlie big spuds,but I went out to dinner with Toni Mouthkey,he paid for everything,the bottle of cider and we shared a whole bag of chips with…….wait for it……Reggie Reggie sauce.
he was a liar and a grass and he took it from behind the dirty f**ker……..f**king f**ker you
Eye was born and bread ear see,and its f**king pucka ear it is bruv,dya get me bruv,Its a pucka place to live,wot wiv all me bluds hangin out at the shopin precinct and stuff.You should cee the woods all green and lovely with twigs and wot knots,pucka,theres no place lick it.Im gonna stay ere for ever,may longer even.You gotta see it to believe it,all the pucka bluds all hanging out in the pubs and stuff.Never beeen much for schoolin like,nun of us innit,but that dont matter ay?innit.Im Sarf Oxhey throw and throw,like me dad,me dad can drink 30 pints of lager and can piss a distance of over 12 feet.Mums can vomit evn further than dad when he aint smashin her ed off the walls at home for not pullin enough punters in.Dad likes to watch mum and the punters throw a hole hes drilled in ceiling in the loft.Council waz going to evict us cos all our goings on lick,but council decided not to as they c**t find anywher s**tyer than ear,innit ay?
f**kin awesome thoses woods,f**k me I was up all night thinking about thoses awesome woods,Id describe the awesome woods for people who aint seen the Oxhey awesome woods as somrthing like visiting the Grand Canyon only better.Were so lucky to live here,so dam lucky,and I aint gonna let no outsiders come here and take our Grand canyon from us,no way…….Ive gotta catapult….
If you cant beet em join em,come to the Dick Whittington pub and join the SONP,South Oxhey Nazi Party.Being a member of SONP you get a free house brick on elastic to throw through windows of your enemys,the advantage of the elastic is the brick comes back to you,saving you the bother of finding a new brick.Also you get a free knuckle duster with the SONP logo,a genuine SS dagger,a picture of Hitler to place on the wall of your bedroom,so you can see his face as soon as you wake up.A Nazi egg cup with a swastica on it,and a copy of Im Kamp by Hitler.And a instruction manual on how to hate and hit things and other interesting stuff.And please if you are intelligent,dont let that put you off joining,we could do with someone who can read a map and road signs for when we go to Far right meetings.Join before the end of the month and take full advantage of a free weekend away,visiting concentration camps in Poland,seeing the actual ovens our fellow Nazi phychopaths and heros put women and children aunties and uncles and old age pensioners,and babies to make the world a better place.
oh dear you even admit to being a Chav what a plum,what a sad sad sad plum,one of you “chavs” said to me once as I laughed at his silly clothes he was proud of dressing up in like all his silly mates,talking like uneducated black men,”you dont like us bruv cos wer differant innit?”No I said I dont like you cos your all the same”….he was so poor he couldnt even afford to buy fake trainers.So why is it bad news ethnic folk are being moved to the estate?what makes you think your so special you small minded twerp…..help help were being over run,what a c**t,what a total sad ignorant stupid c**t,in your black mans clothes,listening to your black mans music.
Yeah thats Georgie boy the traiter.
hes scum all right,
hes scum with bells on,no Reggie Reggie sauces for grasses,no sir.
Yeah I went to school with him in Oxhey back in the day,poor kid was never the same after he was dropped on his head at the age of 3 at a Nazi rally in Oxhey.Weird kid,excluded from school by the age of 7 after he was found torturing small animals behind the bike sheds,had to see a phychiatrist,he was given loads of anti phychotic drugs then allowed back into school at the age of 10.His family were so poor he came to school in a girls dress,a hand me down from his sister,he was picked on rotten for that.When he did get some short trousers he was still picked on becouse he was the only 15 year old wearing them in the whole school,he had those same trousers right up until the age of 19,poor bugger.We used to call him the freak,he couldnt spell or nothing,or read or write,poor little lad,no body loved him see,nobody loves him still.He was never the same after he was abused by the local coalman called Frank,used to “do things to him” in the coal shed if you know what I mean?Thats why he hates black people,every time he sees a black person or someone with a suntan it brings it all back to him,poor sad little facist.Mind you they were all drug addicts drunks perverts and weirdos and miss fits any case the Nazis werent they?so it was ovious where it was all leading.Hes known as the village idiot now, cant escape his past see,the past he made for himself……poor little bugger……no love see….well only from the coalman and he dead and gone now.
Dint talk about tony like that,es the pucka
HAHAHA If ya gonna pretend to be someone else at LEAST spell the name right ya misfit!!!!!!! Lool some very small minded person hiding behind a fake name coz he dun know if Tony MALSKI gets hold of him that be the end of him LOOOL
Stop it,stop pretending your me,Im skitso enough as it is dont confuse me anymore,Ill go insaner than I already am,stop taking the piss out of me or Ill get some of my subhuman comrades to find you and club you over the head,South Oxheys a great place,we will defend it to death from all those who aint a true Engishmen,nobody will move onto our s**t hole of a estate not over my dead body they wont,we are the future, mein got mein got why have you forsaken me?Got to go now as Im barricaded in my dingy council house waiting for WW3,a good war will give me some meaning to my pathetic existance on this sewer of a estate I live on,coarse you no whos to blame for my pathetic existance?….EVERYBODY yes everybody….scum dirty f**king scum and none of them are true Englishmen like me,one look at my surname and you can tell Im pure English.got to go,Im on gaurd in my house,…..watchin and waiting…..watchin and waiting….for them to invade….the dirty bastards……they wont take me alive…..no sir……..no way mein Fuhrer….no f**king way….burp
Im the real Tony Mousekey,and I aint f**kin nuts I tell ya,just ask me mates down the Dick Whittington,were all off to a EDL march this weekend and youve only got to look at us all on the telly to see we aint just a bunch of nobody emtey heads,shouting out racist bulls**t,were the elite,weve got tattoes,people dont like us cos were differant,well not realy cos were all the same,a bunch of sad losers bearly human,but we aint thick,we can punch things and stuff,so f**k you……got to go now as the nurse is bringing me my medication…..heil Hitler.
The real Tony Malski but name spelt wrong haha grow up I,m a Malski and that aint even how u spell it. Go to school, get a job and stop hiding behind a fake name dont b jeel b reem
Im locked up in Rampton mental hospital and Im well known in Oxhey as the leader of the local Nazi party,I was around right from the start of everything,Im not crazy,everyone says Im crazy but Im not Im f**king SANE so let me out you Commie bastards,or by god theres going to be trouble,HEIL HITLER
Yeah like Im toni malskey and Im the leader of the south oxhey Nazis,people larf at me and think Im a complete c**t and a inbarresment cos I cant spell and stuff,but they wont larf when we are in control.Just like when I was going to overthrow the goverment in the early 80s from the Dick whittington pub.there was thousands of us all armed,then special branch raided my house and found a broken air rifle and two catapults buried in my back garden.And worse of all our nazi members list all three of us,Heil Itler…..sorry cant spell to good.
the boys there are nasty c**ts they wait at the train station and shops looking for people to rob ( self experience )they do it in packs ”you got the time mate’ take ur phone out then wacked they hit you and take it, not asif u can do s**t they all got knifes!
Yep their my boys,we always need replacments to replace all the older scum in Oxhey,once we have indoctrinated them with Nazi bulls**t…..lovely