This is the prime Chav breeding ground for South West Hertfordshire and Watford.
The town must be occupied by around 200,000 people and there is no secondary school has the previous ones kept being burnt down too often.
Junior Chaves are therefore bused (on Chavmobiles) by the council to schools in the surrounding areas and watford. This is a clear attempt by councils in colusion with the Chav conspiracy to infiltrate Chavs and Chav culture to non-Chav areas. Very nasty and underhan.
South Oxhey contains the well know sight of burned out Chav chariots – as Native Indian trackers can identify thier quarry by the droppings of animals, so burned out joy ridden cars tell the amatuer tracker that they are near the main nest of Chavs.
The police – bless them- have a blanket ASBO order allowing them to move on any gangs (defined as two or more Chavs) they find in the evening. The Chavs migrate to surrounding woods where they regress to the more basic Chav activities of drinking, swearing and pretending they have had sex.
Senior Chavs congregate at the Jet and Whittington public house. The Chavs also have a social club called the Crescent Club- so called because it is a club located in a road which is a crescent – this wit and irony is lost on most Chavs who occasionally get confused and think its something Islamic and so attack thier own club with bottles.
In the last year or so we have seen many young male Chavs riding small hairdriers called scooters – the correct riding position and effort to achieve reduced resistance is to sit as far back on the seat as possible, keeping the body as low and near to the scooter as you can, then crane you head upwards to look over the handlebars then grit teeth and try to get the scooter to go over 25 mph.
Ill tell what kind of people live here,secound night in my house I was watching tv in my front room,watching Eastenders,and looked around to see locals peering through my curtains.When I went out to confront them why they were in my garden they swore at me and said theyd all sold their tvs to the local pawn shop after getting done for no tv licence so they thought theyd watch mine,the scum.Thats the kind of people live here,they even go through your bins looking for food scraps and stuff,you dare not put your washing out on the line,no sir,I soon learnt that lesson,the bastards had the lot.Next day you see them walking down the road in your own clothes,even if they dont fit them theyll take it,like magpies they are.They scratch your cars,smash your windows,molest your children,you name it,drunks and junkies and weirdos.If Id have known what kind of place this is Id have never brought a house here,never in a million years.Their not human,they steal of each other,beat each other up,have babies like theres no tommorow to get more benifit money and houses,anything thats going free theyll be queing up for it, even if they dont need it.Chalton Heston had a better standard of living on planet of the apes.Anyone thinking of moving here PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT BE A FOOL AND THINK AGAIN.
I am from Poland and find thow a large majority of decent people live in South Oxhey I was dissapointed to come across lots of what can only be described as fools.That seem to still be stuck in the stone age with regards to race colour and religion.Many seem to take drugs and drink on a regular basis and arent realy much differant from the alcoholics you see in local parks.Many Ive met seem to be very immature,and endlessly seem to have to swear and behave like oafs or village idiots.On occasion I have been asked do I want to join pathetic racist organisations etc by people who look quite normal and intelligent on the outside but sadly,no they are not,far from it.In my country and in many others we “try”(as Im sure most people here do)not to run our country down by acting like throw backs to the dark ages,ie getting drunk and fighting,swearing,drug taking and generaly showing themselfs and their communitys up,giving the place and people a bad name.It seems quite clear a majority of idiots revel in this kind of behaviour as if it is clever,even the older people act and behave like stupid imature teenagers that have never grown up.I lived here for a very short time and the erea and most people were hard working and decent,and through hard work and honesty and not indulging in drink and drugs and ape like behaviour I now live in my own house in Moor Park.Something Im sure the racist idiots I met will recent,but which any person could achieve,if they tried.
Its not full of crazy nasty evil people at all,Ive never heard such rubbish,Ive lived here since the 70s,after leaving my live in job at Leavesden mental hospital,where I weaved baskets and painted the eyes on gnomes.I have wonderfull neighbours and live a very content quiet life with my 12 cats,and my long term partner whos always been a hard worker as a hall way hatstand till his retirement.I find lifes what you make it,doesnt matter where you live,its your mental attitude that counts,Im always full of beans and peas,and sing,singings my why to keep happy,”la la la larrrrhhhhh”see?2la la la larrrhhhhhhh raindrops keep falling on my bed,marmalade jam and copper tin and lead,rain drops keep falling but Ive got you,oh yes,my hat stand,and your the best,with your handsome wooded sexy legs with several hats on your wooden stick curly heads,oh yes,rain drops keep falling on my bed,rain drops keep falling…..falling on my bed….oh yes……….they keep falling……..on my bed……they keep falling………oh yes…….falling on my bed…..oh yes”
Yeah get a hobby like the rest of us here,drinking ours aint it Angie?ere Angie panic over,you no you lost your false teeth?Ive found em,down the back of the sofa they were,found em when I was looking for loose change.
Id just like to say,Ive lived here all my life and its reet good it is, reet good,and Id just like to say.FREE JOHNY MACFERERSON HE DID NOT DO IT,WRITE TO YOUR MP AND HELP FREE JOHNY MACFERERSON NOW,HE DIDNT DO IT,AND EVERYONE IN SOUTH OXHEY KNOWS HE DIDNT DO IT.For one thing he wasnt there at the time,another hes incapable of climbing up a lamp post at his age,and two his sister is ellergic to milk,(she has to use goats milk)And four he couldnt have done it becouse it was me.
Think your so clever you lot dont you?looking down on us like were scum,well let me tell you something you toffy nosed bastards,Ive worked all my life,done everything from cleaning toilets to a minder for the Kray twins,and if youve got a problem come down to Oxhey and ask for Jimmy the hose,wel have it out in the pub carpark man to man South Oxhey style.Or are you just going to hide behind your computer ay?hide behind your computer in your expensive clothes,in your massive great big house,ay?with your great big cars in your great big garden,ay with its greatt big swimming pool ay??ay?with your great big wallet full of money ay?You great big toffy nosed twat.Come and fight Jimmy the hose,then wel see whos laughing,everyone in Oxhey knows Jimmy the hose,they know me in all the pubs here,everyones friend Jimmy the hose,everyone waves and points at Jimmy the hose,always happy,always pissed,always pissing up walls and in peoples front gardens and all over the blankets in South Oxhey police station 24/7.
Id like to put my view across if I may,Im not a vindictive person but in my view the people living here are a bit differant from the rest of society,I mean for instance I owned a photo shop here but it went bust becouse I just couldnt afford the expence of taking photos of the local women as they were so fat,the only way to get them in the frame was to take their photo by satellite.Dont get me wrong,they wernt exactly ugly,they had everything a man could want,tattoos,beards,great big chests arms and legs.Anyway then I get a job for Dr Banardos,wed deliver charity bags,put them through letter boxes with instructions wed be back in a week,so please leave donations outside the front door so we can pick them up.Well when we got the bags back to the sorting office most of the ones from Oxhey had starving kids in them,one that realy stands out,is two toddlers with a note pinned to them,”please can we have a extra bag as Im expecting another baby in about a month so I can claim extra benifits,thanks”You couldnt make it up.Then I worked in the local Oxfam shop,but left in the end as when the locals read the sign in the window saying “It costs just £10 to support a child in Africa”they were all asking,”can I send my kids there Mr,go on please Mr”Like I said Im not a vindictive person,but if they werent spending all their money on drink and drugs,and f**king all day becouse they cant afford tellies,they wouldnt have so many problems.I mean Ive seen whole familys of them going through bins in Watford looking for food,whats wrong with Macdonalds for christ sake.Ive even heard of them going into the countryside looking for scarecrows so they can steal the clothes of them,and the hats and scarves off snowmen.
Barnardos it is you puppet………Jimmy the hose everyone knows Jimmy the hose used to be a minder for the Spanish painter the Dali Larma.
your a very nasty evil man……go away
It was a great place till they let all the two bob spoons in……..f**king spoons
we dont like ya cos your nothin but a kangeroo lovin spoon
f**kin c**ts (sorry about that cant help having to put swear words in every sentance)nah you two bob c**ts,dont take the f**king piss out of f**king Oxhey,Ive lived ere all me f**king c**tin life innit you c**t,my ambition is between snortin drugs up me f**king ugly c**tin broken f**king nose that is,is I want to push women,children and old people I dont like into a gas chamber,thatll teach em the f**king c**tin c**ts innit?come ere living in our f**king c**tin allotments.Got to go now,cos I gotta go to work (yeah work,we aint all lazy bastards)Gotta go out deal some drugs ruin some of my fellow residents kids brain cells and lives…….the f**king two bob c**ts.
You tell them Ralph my son,their just jealous of us,were doing all right matey,we no the score,were no mugs,nobody f**ks with Jimmy the hose and his mates,nobodys drinking on our park bench.I used to be a minder for the Krays,and Ken Dodd.
Well Ive no complaints about the place,its a great inprovement on my native Newcastle I can tell you,Ive been living here for over 5 years,the only problem Ive had is people keep breaking into my shed on the allotments which can be annoying at times.But thats a small price to pay to live in such a vibrant up and coming erea,clean country air,a pub on every corner,much bigger homes than back in Newcastle,Ive a private landlord,he ownes and rents several propertys,mines only £90 per week Im well happy in it,considering I was paying over a hundred quid in Newcastle for what could only be discribed as a shoe box to the space and luxury Ive got now in South Oxhey.Like I said the only annoying thing is people breaking into my shed,one minute your fast asleep,next your being woken up by thugs in ski masks trying to steal the lawn mower and the spade I use for when I need to take a dump umoungst my neighbours prize cabbages.Mind you now theyve stolen all the plant pots and the hoe and rake there is more room,as the single bed takes up quite a bit of room in a shed thats 7 feet by 5.The noise of the express trains that run through Carpenters park station right next to the allotment can be a pain,especialy when the local kids derail one every few weeks.My neighbours are fantastic,Ive only been punched in the face twice this week and called a Geordie bastard,due to their over friendlness.Every shed is filled to the brim with happy locals,candles flickering in the plastic bag windows at night,the sound of rats scurrying about doing their buisness spreading disease,the unscrewing of meths bottles,screams of wives and boyfriends being beaten,the sight of bare foot children having a kick about amoungst the runner beans with a severed head,couples taking a romantic late night bath together in a rain barrel,naked men on crack wearing wellingtons chasing the community billy goat,its sheer joy compared to Newcastle.
Silly Knickname speaking,seems certain sad wretched cavemen type “people”on this site who oviously have dammaged their cerebral cortex,and who dedicate their sad miserable emtey drug filled lives to verbaly and physicaly racially abusing other humans and minoritys becouse of their own sad inadequacies,dont like it when someone does it to them.A wise person would see the lesson in this,but sadly becouse they have a missing or damaged cerebal cortex,they dont,they will never change or become wise.They are like a soup spoon,emtey and spiritualy dead,doesnt matter how many times a soup spoon is dipped into the soup of wisdom,its to stupid to be able to taste it.So if you see a giant soup spoon,walking aimlessly through the streets of Oxhey,or leaning against the pub bar with other spoons dressed in animal skins,knuckles dragging along the floor,club in one hand,pay no attention to it,remember its only a spoon,dont waste your time talking to it,it has nothing to offer,only hatred and ignorance and greed,youd be better off talking to plants like Prince Charles,or a dog turd.
I Love it that all of you commenting about south oxhey are most probably Jeremy Kyle lot with no teeth a low intelligence that you comment on something you know nothing at all about. Areas have good and bad, I would like to point out I have always lived here & always worked, never sponged in my life nor my family or friends!!!! As for us being nazis that just laughable. How about you all get a life or hobbie & stop talking s**t.
Yes I aggree with you fully,finally some one says something sensible,instead of all this unhelpfull DRIBBLE that this site seems to be full of.I must also just say I found your comments about people with no teeth highly offencive,and so will most parents on the estate who have babies,its true babies do have low intelligence,but thats not their fault is it?Give them time Ms,please.Why do you hate babys so much?cant you have babies is that it?now you resent them?Are you overweight?and is this effecting your menstral cycle,stopping you from being fertile?If so Im sure some kind person on the estate who knows a bit about motorcycles and has some free time on their hands,would be willing to get his tool box out out and ticker with it,maybe it just needs the spark plugs cleaning,or a gaskets blown or something.Dont be bitter,and dont give up,ever heard of the Gastric band,that might help,or listening to the Sex Pistols.
…..rain drops keep falling……on my Ned..oh yes..
Some of these blatant troll posts are f**king hilarious. I would like to start off by commending Aboobabboo on such a fine piece of literature. Mr M’s “mugged and sexualy assaulted by a gang of glue sniffing kids no older than 9 or 10 coming out of Carpenters park station at 10 in the morning” I found to be particularly hilarious.
The author of this article can’t spell for s**t and neither can anyone who has replied (whom I would guess are from surrounding areas). I don’t know anybody who lives here that doesn’t have a job. I’ve been mugged in Watford but not in South Oxhey. Most of the houses are privately owned. Want to go visit a real s**thole full of chavs? Try Rickmansworth or any other surrounding area of Watford.
One last thing. This site is tacky as f**k, sort it out whilst you’re still better than everyone else.
Dear Twerp,I was born ear mate,I no who you are you f**ker,yes its me Bigjob?the cleaner on your landing in Woodhill prison remember?coarse you do,oh yes I remember you,rule 43 werent you ay?little boys?Wanted me to smuggle you in kiddies nappys didnt you?you dirty f**ker.Dont come it the charlie big spuds on here,pretending your one of the lads,all your mates?ha ha,yeah all your mates in the parole hostel you mean,the secret house run by Herts probation,in Hayling road,what name you using this time?ya dirty f**ker.
Bigjob is there realy any need for such spoonism?do you realy want to be a spoon?spoons are never realy happy deep down.Spoons can change if caught early,there is hope,do you realy wont to spend the rest of your life in a cutlery draw?do you?Poor old Mr Derp,minding his own buissness,giving his side of the story and you spooned him.
South Oxhey the only place in Great Britian that has the worlds most stupidist blackman who has joined the BNP,yes its true you couldnt make it up,it could only happen in Oxhey.
yes a classic egzample of spoonism if ever saw one my friend,hang out with forks or tea towels thats my advice.
f**king c**tin spoons,thats the problem with this country its full of spoons,f**king spoons,…..dirty f**kin spoons
I am a Aborigine and came here from down under,I find the locals very hostile to outsiders,I think this is due to small mindedness and ignorance,due to none of them ever having left the confines of the council estate.When I asked some small children if they wanted play with my didgeridoo the locals attacked me,men who smelt of strong alcohol wearing white pillow cases on their heads with eyeholes cut out,and carrying burning crosses came to my house and attacked me.I spent 8 weeks in hospital in a coma,and I still have problems walking as one of my legs now faces backwards.All I can remember of the attack is being dragged along naked from the back of a Land Rover down Little Oxhey lane.Nobody speaks to me now,I have been branded a peodofile,yes they branded that on my forehead with a red hot poker,that is their spelling not mine,they arent to good at spelling.I wish I could return to down under,I miss the Kangeroos and the noise of a boomerang as it flys through the air,the little things.I am now saving up to get enough money to get the fare back home,back to my people,good people.I miss the old country so much,yes I dream of the day I will be free from this nightmare and back home in Doncaster.
Spoons driving cars shouldnt be allowed Mr Aboobabboo,they have enough trouble remembering how to walk.My advice if attacked by a spoon,offer no resistance,violence only causes more violence.You may find carrying a large magnet will make you feel secure,if you see a oncoming attack by a mindless spoon coming,throw the magnet as far as possible,this should give you enough time to make an escape,whilst the spoon trys to extract itself from the magnet.This might take time,several minutes,long enough for the spoon to forget what it was doing before hand…….warning this doesnt work with thick plastic spoons.
Their all crazy,not me not me Charlie frizzle pants,they dont like the tea pots thats their problem,if you dont like the tea pots then go away,go put some fish fingers down your pants and see if they like that.I dought it,I dought it very much,they aint got it in em.As for yellow submarines,as for them,its all lies,lies lies lies,I tell you.Nothing wrong with Southend I told her,NOTHING do you here me?she didnt,oh no,she didnt,to busy with mr prickly pants and his sausage machine,cant get any sence out of any of em,bad apples,bad bad apples,to many pears in one basket see?…………..well do ya punk?
Makes me laugh,they all walk around acting tough,piss heads the lot of them never done a days work in their lives,Nazis?what world are these dick heads on?layabouts,all talking about world war two as if they was there,c**tS,never even been in the Scouts the bunch of drips.Lock em up in a room and starve em for a few weeks,let em know what it was like for those poor little children and women in thoses concentration camps,which I help liberate,they cant even get out of bed unless theyve had some drugs.f**kers Id line em all up and have em shot,if my mates could see what a bunch of stupid ignorant c**tS we was wasting our lives for they would have been disgusted.People never learn,perhaps if they was on the wrong end of a flame thrower,or being disected alive in a concentration camp theyd GROW UP and think different.BNP EDL and all the other bollocks,what the f**k is wrong with theses idiots?Their the enemy,look what they have done for Oxhey?no c**t wonts to live here becouse of these drips,a few twats that own a couple of pubs and their hangers on,I remember them in the 70s,that c**t Tony Mouski or what ever this name is,what a joke.Couldnt organise a sock draw,let alone a take over the country and make it a Nazi state,he sould be kicked out of the country as a enemy of the state,my pals who went throught the war so you can have free speech and read the likes of this would have ripped him apart.I lost many friends,young men in their teans in te war worth a million of theses idiots,football hooligans and other demented moron with short memorys.I just hope all thoses people reading this who are tempted to vote BNP etc will think of thoses millions who died fighting for them for a better country and future without little Hitlers wanbees Becouse like Nazi Germany found out,suddenly after they have got rid of the Jews,the blacks etc,thell decide,hum!I dont like him lets get rid of him,then who you going to turn to?Remember 1939,nothings changed concerning Nazis.
Like I said,dont waste your breath on spoons Mr Miser,they destroy themselfs in the end,Hitler loved killing people so much he killed himself,they soon pass away to nothingness.My advice?if you like soup but cant stand spoons do what I do use a staw.
I have no beef with do place,I stay at my friend Richard Hodge,he say dont call me Dick cos all his bloods on de estate will think its him.But yes Dick Hodge he ficks my car for free,I give him blow job in the carpark of the Dick Whittington pub,he lovely bubble milk,de dirty ficker.Oh Delmot he say,Delmot I wish I was a single and capable of serious bim ficking,and didnt live on this s**t pants estate,and we could bim f**k all didddy,in sweatuing sheets.Except we now have to meet in secret,and I ficks your car and pay me with meaty black pudding.rolling around in the back of his shag wagon,him dbim ficking me saying I lust you I lust you bim ficker.Then he all shot up,cant do no more unlesss he sniffs white powder,then we are bim ficking alnite,the ditty ficking white min.
I remember little Dick,I was his school teacher at Woodhall lane school,very sad,very sad indeed,we didnt have the phychiatrists you have now,or the pills for mentaly retarded boys.His mother used to dress him in girls clothes when he was at home,by the time anyone found out it was to late,hed become a transexual,a secret transexual,used to hang about the golf coarse,at night,……….by the mens toilets.By the age of 18 he was so confused about his sexuality he turned to drink,has been a alcoholic ever since.At least now its exceptable to be differant,and theres been advances in medicine,since hes been taking special pills,hes now got small breasts,he semms much happier with them,he even shows them around amougst friends in the local pubs after a few pints.Many a cheer goes up in the Dick Whittington pub on a Saturady night when Dick stands on a table with his tits out.Im just so glad hes turned out to be so normal after all hes been through.
Oh come on the place isnt that bad,Ive lived in South Oxhey for years and am a homosexual,its a big cover up that its full of neo Nazis.The Dick Whittington is a well known homosexual hangout,Ive had many a fun time bent over a bench in the the back garden after hours.Ive been rogered senseless by the local hardmen.I dont wont to say no names but,(the Mac…… brothers from Muirfield road or is it drive)I cant remember they rogered me so much,think their the Kray twins,always getting caught their so stupid thick bastards,look like a couple of right dopey bastards,typical south oxhey crimminals,go round telling people what they have done,then wonder why they get captured,have a ugly sister who looks like a dog turd.Should be on tv in a carry on film,tried to rob a drug dealer then got nicked becouce it was a police set up,ha ha,you couldnt make it up,Yep South Oxhey criminals,ha ha ha what a f**king joke.
get out of town big nose you grass.
Id just like to say to anyone reading this and thinking of buying a house here DONT.Its a awfull place and you wont be able to sell your property,your be stuck here,Ive been trying to sell my house for 8 years,but nobody wants it,becouse the erea is so degenerate,you cant give the place away.Id love to move from here,Im on anti depressants things have got so terrible,my wifes turned into a alcoholic to try to cope with the fact were proberly die here.As a family its torn us apart,weve been burgled 12 times in 8 years,we have to make sure someones in all the time in case they come back.We cant get house insurance anymore either,its a pitifull existance.They think nothing of bricking your windows whilst you watch tv,its just so dangerous,relatives wont visit after my sister got mugged and sexualy assaulted by a gang of glue sniffing kids no older than 9 or 10 coming out of Carpenters park station at 10 in the morning.Ive had my wifes car stolen and burnt out twice,shes disabled, the bastards can see the cars been addapted for someone with no arms,but they just dont give a s**t the sick bastards.Why oh why oh why did we ever buy a house here?I ask myself that question over and over,Im a fool,a failure,what kind of man would bring their family to such a god forsaken hell hole.Me and my wife have talked long into the night about ending it all,but we cant,we have a responsability to our 3 kids.Were proberly just leave the house cut our loses and go live in a cardboard box,and try starting over again.Why why are people so cruel,what drives people here to torment us so?are they jelous?is it becouse were different?god knows,their all just sick,I hate them.I wish Id never heard the name South Oxhey.
I know its awfull,its about time the police did something,Im a pensioner and live in one of the little bungerlows that you see on the corner of houses here.I brought it in the 80s under the right to buy wotsit off the council,worse mistake of my life,cant sell it,stuck here,should of gone to Hastings like my neighbour Joyce did.Ive got terminal cancer,the only way Im getting out of here is in a wooden overcoat,Im just glad my hubby Tom isnt alive to see just what kind of place this has become.The things people do here is just awfull,theres a man who puts his willy through my letterbox every Friday,Ive hit it with my broom,he keeps coming back,he must be one of those pacafists who likes pain,police dont care,they think its funny.Then Fluffy was murdered,when one of those quad bikes they happy ride around the estate landed on top of him,straight through my front window while I was doing my knitting,Fluffy was 107 in human years,blind in both eyes,and they killed him,happy riders the police called them,steal peoples hard earned cars and happy ride them,then set them on fire.These people that live here should all be locked up in prison,or put in the army,teach them some morals,teach them some manners,Im to scared to go out,I live on one meal aday from meals on wheels.Night times the worst,you cant walk down the streets at night time,soon as it gets dark they seem to go berserk,drugs, thats what it is my neighbour says drugs and that rock on roll they listen to,Teddy boys the lot of em.Never done a days work in their lives,scroungers and drunkards and laybouts.Youve only got to look at them the wrong way and theyll set about you,they dont care who you are,old infirm,beat the living daylights out of you.I know Ive seen it,Ive been spat at,knocked to the ground for my handbag,had bruises all down my left side and a broken wrist.Another time I was pushed over in stingey nettles,banged my head,woke up hours latter,must have been lying there for hours.I dragged myself home,battered and bruised,looked in the mirror,and saw to my horrer they had shaved all my hair off,I was in shock,they had even wrote baldy in marker pen across my forehead.Police dont care,should have gone to Hastings like my neighbour.
Another attack of the spoons,poor lady,surrounded by cutlery and nobody will help her.
Dont worry Mr M,I understand the suffering gangs of spoons can cause,but nothing lasts for ever,spoons create their own spoon Karma,theyre only hurting themselfs,but due to cortex problems dont realise it…….remember the soup and smile.
look below Mr M,I put your anti spoon advice in the wrong place,sorry.
ps,never trust a spoon,be wise like the Chinese and use chop sticks.
you should sing more then the spoons wont be able to get you Mr Silly