Wednesbury

Aug
28

Well what can be said about my small industrial backwater town. Ok here it goes…. Wednesbury is mainly split into Estates!! (How chav is that!!) There is The Yew tree estate, wood’s estate and the most infamous of the 3, Friar Park. Unfortunately, I reside very close to it. And in some people’s eyes I reside within! (tragic I know.) Yew tree and Wood’s are bad enough but Friar Park’s chav population must be close on 100% (maybe about half a dozen skaters and rockers around.) And because they are from Friar Park they can be pricks as well! (Sadly but that is what estate life does to you.)
If you have never visited Friar Park or Wednesbury I suggest you seriously keep it that way. There is precisely nothing here at all. I mean not even a nightclub, well there was but that closed down after you could guarentee that there was always a fight come throwing out time!!!
The chav popolous like to hang out in places like the cottage where anyone with a pulse gets served. Seriously I’m just legal to drink, but when I last went in there I surely was the oldest there!!!
The wetherspoon’s in town on a Weekend night is full of chav’s getting tanked up before they move on to Walsall (how I don’t envy that town at all!!) There you can witness the male chav try to “pull” the female of the species, a techinque that is remarkable not only for it’s pathetic-ness (sorry I don’t think that is a word) but how 9/10 chavette’s fall for it! Amazing! Not only that you get the flesh-crawling sight of the dirty old men try to chat up the young and “pretty looking” girls. Eugh!
Amongst other places such as Brunswich Park, don’t go there after dark! And numerous bus stops and street corners around my horrible little town.
How ever there is one saving grace to Wednesbury, and I’m not talking about how accesible the motorway to get out of there!
No, The pub called “The Pig and Trumpet” smashing little pub, just by the HSBC and it would take an amazing brave or amazing stupid chav to enter “the pig” at night!

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27 Responses to “Wednesbury”

  1. Post-structuralist academic [grew up in Friar Park] says:

    would be more convincing without the spelling mistakes but waht the hell – no spellcheck and boy was I annoyed!

  2. Post-structuralist academic [grew up in Friar Park] says:

    Hmmm – having grown up here,’hands off Friar Park’ is what I say. Poststructuralists would maintain that our identities are malleable, continuously under (re)construction through language and against assumptions about the nature of the world – that the ‘selves’ we narrate (the ‘I’ that is crafted for public consumption) is / are a contingent and more-or-less playful identifications with, and yet partial rejections of, publicly available discourses. The legacy of Derrida’s metaphysics of absence is that nothing, not even our ‘selves’, is / are ever fully present. But I would say that I guess and, excuse the demotic register for a moment, anyone without both a doctorate and experience of life on Friar Park can frankly fu*k off and suck my co*k. See – I can do offensive too. Ditch the hubris and leave Friar Park alone – and while you’re at it I’d suggest that anyone who disagrees should read Hegel, Husserl, Satre and Lacan for some insight into othering, and then ask themselves why it’s so important to be able to identify ‘chavtowns’ at all. Eperientail AND theoretical knowledge of the subject? Well, yes actually. Anyone who uses the epithet ‘chav’ in anything but an ironic way is, as I believe Pliny the younger would put it, a fuckwit.

  3. y dow u fukin lot of fags who are slaggin of chavs go down to fukin pakistan u might not like chavs but it’s alot better in wednesbury than in fukin paki stan where u are gettin shot for not havin a fukin tuban on plus u hve bloody emo’s commitin suicide and self harm shit so fuk all friar park haters

  4. Louisee says:

    wednesbury may be a bit run down buh all us people from friar ent all how ur sayin.. yh theres a few dik eds buh you get them every where!! an if its soooo bad what the hell you duin here for fackk off

  5. friarparkbitch says:
    the pig n trumet get ownd nah ya get me u died u forgot the winmill on the woods haha  tiz a laff dr wen every1 is fuked off der head with coke n base n shit i have a lugh n join in  ur ll borin twat gera life inni douh i ay liayke burrin or shizz bu anoo hr t hav a laff liayke i rule friar park wiv f.p.e woohoooooooooooooooooooooo
    doe cum da shizz or yall gt bt bi da trizz hu rp wiv me inni liayke u thik cunt go gt raped by ya dad i dnt fukin care if u blok me off this site or shizz bu am saiin izz doe cm da mout bart friar fukin park when u doe no shit bart it ok am out peace
    friarparkgyallxxxx

  6. friarparkbitch says:

    yow doe cm slagiin friar off yehh if ya liv rand ea n yow doe lyk it fk off sm were else yehh
    fools man
    waaz friar dun t uva ppl yana am saiin do
    i ay gvin nah lip bu sum ppl on ea wna watch wa thy saii inni slagggin  fria off i cum off dr i also ws brute up rand der and a fnk itz wiked rand der inni
    the friar parka joke ws well dizz fukin fool jus gets lives ya dweebs foooooooooooool

  7. xh4nn4hx says:

    Can i just add that Yew Tree is NOT in wednesbury its in walsall! thanks.

  8. _yojimbo says:

    wot goes i ay i ay and wears stupid clothes?
    a friar parker being stopped by the coppers.

  9. _yojimbo says:

    when in wednesbury……friar park estate in particular remember this little ditty
    wednesbury! wednesbury! its the biggest shithole the world has ever seen……lol.the whole of friar park needs flattening with a large nuclear blast……mind you if cockroaches can survive nuclear explosions,it can be considered a safe bet that the chav population of friar park will too……..lol

  10. x_natalie_x says:

    haha!! wetherspoons repulses me on a fricken saturday so gross chavs who are like 30 who come onto 18 year olds….gross.
    The park is evil!… friar park is worse, with the murders n all. :| dont we live in a great little town. But to be fair u cant say that wednesbury is that bad compared to friar park or walsall i know friar park is in wednesbury but u cant class it as wednsbury lol…there a whole different specie. basically friar park=concil estate full of chavs, on the pull, stealing or joy riding…ooh hate them!!

  11. hoojafudge says:

    i can beleive that , i used to think Dudley was the original Chav -ville till i went to Wednesbury and that made Dudley look like Monte Carlo

  12. hoojafudge says:

    i can beleive that , i used to think Dudley was the original Chav -ville till i went to Wednesbury and that made Dudley look like Monte Carlo

  13. fester says:

    Many a Chav from from the Friar got a degree in
    dishonesty and laziness.
    I must take a picture of the queue at Crankhall PO
    of a tuesday morning on dole day,they start queuing at around 7.50 am for the place to open at 9.00 am. From there they proceed with their money to the second hand cake shop which Firkins have opened right next door. Only Friar park could have a shop that sells out of date bread and cakes
    for the public to scoff. The queue outside there on a sunday is as big as the PO of a Tuesday.
    After the cakes have gone down it`s time for the pub.Plenty to choose from that open all day,The Cabin is favourite because most days there is a fight before closing time.Mondays is the favourite day for Chav`s to get to the pub all day to spend the child benefit money on getting plastered.
    If there isn`t a fight at the pub they have been known to start one at the various fast food outlets on the Crankhall on the way home. Sometimes resulting in murder.
    When they eventually get their ticket from the Cabin the Chav goes further afield to cause havoc,usually the Brunswick or the Windmill although Bradda the Gaffa at the latter won`t stand much of them and fucks them off resulting last time in the Chav`s decorating the outside of the pub with some rather large graffiti describing him as a wanker. Further afield the Chav elders gather daily at the Turks head in the town which as the Market pub is allowed to open at 9.00 am and caters for the alky fraternity of the town. JD Spoon`s is a good chav meeting place as they sell WKD for 99p a bottle and cheap beer for 1.25 a pint.
    The Police station at Wednesbury is only open part time so when there`s any trouble in the town by the time the old bill have got here from West Brom the chav`s have scattered from whence they came.
    Wednesbury is a really nice place to live.

  14. peg8 says:

    My apologies, but Yew tree is also alight with car burnings!

  15. fester says:

    Spot on with your comments Wednesbury does not deserve these Dickheads.

  16. respect says:

    Hello its me again! I also think that dickheads (as i like to call them (chavs)), are soley responsible for the lack of correct english grammar. ie: texting junk like u (you), 2 (to, too), l8r (later) c (see). Need i go on? Can you imagine our society in twenty years time? We will be the laughing stock of the world. We have already got more foreign graduates at our university institutes than british. God help us!!!

  17. respect says:

    I think chavs spoil every town/city in this country! Wednesbury is a lovely town with very friendly people. The only exception being these fucking dickheads you call chavs (they will thrive on that, giving them a title!) I was born and bred on Friar Park estate, with my three brothers and two sisters. I am now 42 and i can honestly say that we had a great time growing up, in a real close nit community. The wankers these little pricks call parents have ruined it by buying the spoilt twats designer clothing and giving them more money to spend on drugs and booze than i was earning when i first left school!!! I think its too late to change their ways now, so send them all (including chavettes) in the Army to give them a fucking shock!!!

  18. fester says:

    Wednesbury like everywhere is blighted by Chav`s
    In the town,in the park,all over the Friar and Woods,Hateley heath and Hill Top. Every phonebox,bus shelter is vandalised and the the little wankers keep getting away with it.
    Senior chav`s my age keep banging out the junior version to wreak more havoc around the place.
    Bassett and Carisbrooke road areas are probably the worst places to be. There is a Lidl on the Friar and the Chavs live on 9p beans,shitty lager and cheap cola full of e no`s which sends the Chav jnr`s mega hyper ready to cause a bit more shit.
    I feel sorry for the genuine people on the estates a lot of whom I know and have to put up the shite from these morons.

  19. fester says:

    Yew tree is Walsall not Wednesbury.

  20. php_freak says:

    I do believe a male chav stabbed a girl chav to death in friar park about a year ago.

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