Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north.
You call em chav’s we call em scroats… different name, same shit.
They swan around in their ‘George at Asda‘ imitation burbury caps, and
Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver.
They all hang around outside Index in’t Arndale Centre while
the chavette gets her 3″ diameter hooped earings from Lucy Lockets and
lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse.
They’ll be Grandmother chav, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate,
with a fag in hand and a giro / disability benifit burning a hole in her bum
bag, with her baby grandaughter chavster ,Kay-liegh, in her arms, because mother
chav Kylie (14 yrs) is on the estate doing her community rehabilitation order.
15 year old ChavDad Kyle will be hard at work in Cash Converters on Westgate
bartering for best price on his 5 DVD players, 2 XBOX’s and a playstation 2
from last night’s burglarys **allegedly** (Cash Converters are a fine law abiding company that does not buy stolen goods. However many people could argue that they profit off the very poorest members of society who frequently need to pawn their few meagre possessions to survive. Such activity is not illegal, just totally morally reprehensible in my view. They may also do a lot of great work for Charity. However I’m sure Cash Converters will argue that this form of ‘corporate social responsibility’ is not a cheap publicity exercise to divert peoples attention away from what some people could describe as their unsavoury core business operation. – Chavtowns Webmaster).
Nobody can say bradford isn’t diverse, here in bradford, we even have wannabe
asian chav’s who have to take things one step further with compulsary golden
tooth, flashing keypad nokia phones ( x 2, one for mum, and other for deals),
and ‘F’ reg Honda Civic, “twin cam turbo mate init” with go slower UV
tubes underneath.
Of course they wont be hanging around outside Arndale Centre, prefering to sit
4 a breast in their Civics comparing sovereign rings and psudo jamaican gangser
accents.
One of the scariest things about bradford is that you cannot tell when the
gypo’s have moved into town, as they blend seemlessly into the chavettes pushing
their car boot prams about town between New Look and the bus station, except
for the obvious lack of common Bradford accent.
So why delay visit bradford today!
Well everything i’ve read on here is true, Bradford or Bradistan as it’s more well known as, is just the arsehole of the earth. It’s unfortunate I still live here with my family.
As a local “legit” businessman, I deal with all sorts of people and the majority as decent hard working people BUT I have had the missfortune to deal with the scum as well, you know the type, orange face, badly done tattoo’s, cheap “Lizzy Duke” tat hanging from their scrawny necks and who want to pay you with either sex, stolen household items, on the never never, or want to make a “deal”.
Pakistani chavs are the worst. I have reached the stage now that should I get one of these low life scum bags on the phone I will either: A. inflate my quotes to stupid amounts or B. Tell them i’ll come out to them and never turn up.
I do remember the days of a decent Bradford (yes i’m showing my age) but now the best thing our goverment could do is produce the biggest piece of toliet roll and wipe this shit stain off the map!
Bradford so true.Welcome to Britain the home of the Chav thanks to our great leaders,its our own fault we keeping voting for them.
im a bradfordian born n bred, n each n every one of the comments posted here definitely has some truth in it, especially “james” the guy knows wot he’s talking about. in short Bradford has descended into the shithole it has become mainly due to the “asian population” and their commitment to their own mini economy i.e. asian jewelry, food clothes shops etc. I dont consider myself racist but I can tell you now the current generation of asians really dont make it easy to like them. example: the daily occurance of being fucked over by some asian in his civic type R on the roundabout on my way to work, pap my horn – after all the fuckkers just flown out in front of me – wot happens? does he give me the finger? or does he ignore me in the time old british fashion? No! The fucker stops dead in the middle of the roundabout and gets out(he does this cos he knows that 5000 close relatives are 2mins away). n I almost run the cunt over, he then trys to get back in front ov me so he can slam on again n try a whiplash claim!
There are many decent Bradfordians out there, unfortunately most have moved as far away from BD1 as they can n i dont blame them!
Well let me try and give the lowdown best i can about bradford being an `outsider` and travelling to meet a couple of half decent mates who live there ( not originally from bradford).
Being totally at ease with ethnic minorities and “asians` in general, i will have to put my neck out here and say if u ever visit bradford, u will know EXACTLY why the Bnp have a strong foothold here and why the white population is so against asians in this part of the country.
A shithole is a very undertone word to use. The place is fucking disgusting. The vast majority of asians in bradford are from the community called “mirpuri` or from the native `mirpur` district / area / city of pakistan. Within the wider pakistani communities around the uk, these dirty bastards infest bradford, manchester, birmingham and some parts of london.
They r looked down upon from other pakistani sects and communities. One of the reasons for this is that they r mostly the pakistani “criminal class`, which is mother fuckers who never work, sell drugs like heroin,coke,weed and pills, are in and out of the slammer very very regularly and seems like their only vested interest in life is to become a “gangster`. Lets discuss how to spot these cretins.
Firstly, 99 percent of them r the class described above, with about maybe 1 percent not “mirpur` origin or roots. The have short hair and shaven heads and again 99.9 percent wear ear rings and generally look the part of a `gangster in the making`They have an outstanding arrogance about them and usually drive around in flash cars afforded by the drugs they sell, the whores they pimp or the houses the break into.
The are very tighly knit communities. The main reason for this is i suppose they dont have a choice seeing that every kerb side is taken up by these horrible humans. Another reason for this is that their `dialect` can only be understood by similiar cretins from the mirpuri background. Their style of oratory can only be understood by them and its sounds so fucking odd u would mistake them for thinking they came right outta outer space. ( apologies to aliens )
They almost always dress in tracksuit type clothing. Some wear baseball caps but most just leave their nit infested heads exposed.
Their housing situations r even more distressing. Their folks r usually old illiterate couples, who take what they can scrounge of th welfare system. Netted curtains r in fashion in their houses depsite their offsprings “dirty` wealth.
well i hope this comes some way to explain what these creatures r like, I genuinely feel sorry for the asian people of bradford having to live with this shit. In the end they really deserve no sympathy until they look in the mirror at themselves and realise bradford is bcos what they have made it
wow blud what the fuck you even chatting bradford int even full of chavs its just got peeps who wanna hav a laff it fuckin peeps like u prick nah u need fuckin battering prick
Man…
I hate all chavs, both white and asians, they are the same.
So why people so concern about their origin? Because in fact all chavs have the same attitude problem…
And Bradford sucks…
lmao bradford is living proof that evolution is going backward all you braindead cunts defending ya precious town need to wake up an go see a lil what the rest of the world is about i was born and raised in the shit hole you hold so precious an i tell ya its a fucking scum hole smack head paradise a century certainly has changed the place a hell of a lot it used to be one of the richest cities in the world with more millionaires per square mile than anywhere else now the only people with that kinda money are the smack dealers gone straight mumtaz , khany etc. feedin off misery and death takin the food from babies mouths if it aint the pakis its the gypos an before ya start i know not all pakis an gypos are bad i got friends who are both but even they say most of em are scum! an if ya dont agree then sorry but unfortunately for you you are scum too!!!
bratfud is well faacking oright lyke. lived eere 4 16 year best town in norf englund lyke. proper gud skools an the peeps r faacking awesome lyke. i aint no faacking chav, dey suck well ard. im a business manager an bratfud is well faacking awesome bestest place 2 live.
Making money through dishoesty is nothing to brag about
now u lot av reeli pissed me off leve bradford alone im a lass yh n am a chav so fukin wot i dnt shout shit to yas probs the only reson ppl do shout shit t ya is coz ur dodji lookin freeks hu still live wit there mummy fukin low life cunts if ur so bovad bout chavs insted of settin up a website go stand in the middle of a group of chavs n then complain bout um then ya dopes
well personally i think all chavs take the pissed i have bin mugged twice by chavs and started on loads o times for no reason. but there is no need to bring colour and the asian chavs may not walk round thinking their hard but the do walk round thinkin they can get any girl they want..