Bradford , West Yorkshire

Sep
14

Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north.
You call em chav’s we call em scroats… different name, same shit.
They swan around in their ‘George at Asda‘ imitation burbury caps, and
Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver.
They all hang around outside Index in’t Arndale Centre while
the chavette gets her 3″ diameter hooped earings from Lucy Lockets and
lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse.
They’ll be Grandmother chav, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate,
with a fag in hand and a giro / disability benifit burning a hole in her bum
bag, with her baby grandaughter chavster ,Kay-liegh, in her arms, because mother
chav Kylie (14 yrs) is on the estate doing her community rehabilitation order.
15 year old ChavDad Kyle will be hard at work in Cash Converters on Westgate
bartering for best price on his 5 DVD players, 2 XBOX’s and a playstation 2
from last night’s burglarys **allegedly** (Cash Converters are a fine law abiding company that does not buy stolen goods. However many people could argue that they profit off the very poorest members of society who frequently need to pawn their few meagre possessions to survive. Such activity is not illegal, just totally morally reprehensible in my view. They may also do a lot of great work for Charity. However I’m sure Cash Converters will argue that this form of ‘corporate social responsibility’ is not a cheap publicity exercise to divert peoples attention away from what some people could describe as their unsavoury core business operation. – Chavtowns Webmaster).
Nobody can say bradford isn’t diverse, here in bradford, we even have wannabe
asian chav’s who have to take things one step further with compulsary golden
tooth, flashing keypad nokia phones ( x 2, one for mum, and other for deals),
and ‘F’ reg Honda Civic, “twin cam turbo mate init” with go slower UV
tubes underneath.
Of course they wont be hanging around outside Arndale Centre, prefering to sit
4 a breast in their Civics comparing sovereign rings and psudo jamaican gangser
accents.
One of the scariest things about bradford is that you cannot tell when the
gypo’s have moved into town, as they blend seemlessly into the chavettes pushing
their car boot prams about town between New Look and the bus station, except
for the obvious lack of common Bradford accent.
So why delay visit bradford today!

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51 Responses to “Bradford , West Yorkshire”

  1. Nasa says:

    Lets face it a chav is a chav!! so lets please leave peoples origins out of this, as it does not have naff all to do with it!! and by the way does anyone know where the word chav came from?

  2. GothDude78 says:

    Looks like Darwin got it all wrong.

  3. KTC says:
    I dont no how you can dare say that about white chavs, im not a racist person but asians are way worse than white chavs, asians always drive round looking for white girls to get in there car iv been stopped loads of times and asked to get in i wouldnt dare. Asains are the worst kind of chavs going there the leader of the dealers in heroin and coke weed and pills and they do go round acting there all hard, because they have all the brothers sisters uncles and aunties to back them up in a fight, once i was attcked by 5 asian boys in keighley and they were still shouting to get more people to give me a beaten. least one white chav can fight on his own. Abi you need to wake up and take notice about the real world.

  4. jonboy3 says:

    maybe it is truly a first class shit hole but also as much true is youre a first class shite hole yourself. just stay the fuck away then.

  5. Chav4lyf says:

    omg ur wrong in ur head… am a chav yea n asian chavz think dey are it n all ! asian chavz walk around thinkin dey are bad wid dey addidaz trackies on dat are lyk 2 sizes 2 small 4 dem rizing up dey legz at least uz white chavz acctually wer uz trackies so dey fit uz!

  6. dudleyguy says:

    This is exactly the problem. I have no doubt that you will shortly have a “braaan baby, like all the uvver muvvers on your estate”.

    I think Asians are more chavvy than the white chavs. Tacky bad taste, wanna be gangstas. They all need to go get a job, and contribute to society like the rest of us.

  7. dudleyguy says:

    This is exactly the problem. I have no doubt that you will shortly have a “braaan baby, like all the uvver muvvers on your estate”.

    I think Asians are more chavvy than the white chavs. Tacky bad taste, wanna be gangstas. They all need to go get a job, and contribute to society like the rest of us.

  8. chavxs says:

    Are you off your twat love, asian chavs think they are fucking rock generally.

  9. The_Hythe_Road_Warrior says:

    Any chance your Asian boyfriend could help you with your spelling as he is probably better at it than you?

  10. jewsburg says:

    MARRY ME FREDDY!!!!!

  11. princess_abi says:

    well i absolutly love asains actually i av a asain bf n hes a chav but der nt as bad as white chavs!!white chavs tek da piss man! they fink ther hard wen der nt but asains dnt walk rwnd finkin der hard d they?????!!!anyways i luv ma bf!!! *+*+*abi*+*+*

  12. freddy says:

    aint no asian chavs.bitch.u dirty whore u probs shagin an asian cok rite nw.ahhhhhhh i knew it u r .u cheatin slut .u lv it

  13. bluebell says:

    Lived there for 2 years 7 years ago .I am still unable to visit, say or even type the place name mentioned above with out bursting into tears falling to my knees and begging never to be sent there again.

  14. salemsmum says:

    gee – ive just stumbled on this site – and how true this article is……..one of the main places for the asian chavs at the moment is littlewoods cafe – you cant bloomin go in there any more – or darent……….ive lived in bradford all my live and like living here – i also like shopping in the two decent shops in bradford and then maybe hitting the bars for a couple of hours – then, i make myself scarse and go back nearer home because the town centre becomes a hive of chav activity – fighting, puking and snogging on the streets……how wonderful to see……………………………..i totally dread it when my teens go out – especially my son…
    still wont move though – better the devil you know and that….

  15. whatistheworldcomingto says:

    BRADFORD IS THE WORSTE PLACE U CUD EVER GO! i have lived here since born and i cnt wait to move! The Chavs hav took over and have ruined bradford, they Start on any1 they can, stare at u like ur scum when their really the scum LOL. Just a warning! Dont come to bradford i can garuntee ull get jumped or started on for fuk all, well its not just bradford its everyware! all over england! i think i mite move countries! Gud Look for the tourists!

  16. whatistheworldcomingto says:

    BRADFORD IS THE WORSTE PLACE U CUD EVER GO! i have lived here since born and i cnt wait to move! The Chavs hav took over and have ruined bradford, they Start on any1 they can, stare at u like ur scum when their really the scum LOL. Just a warning! Dont come to bradford i can garuntee ull get jumped or started on for fuk all, well its not just bradford its everyware! all over england! i think i mite move countries! Gud Look for the tourists!

  17. cracka says:

    ever seen a paki scumcunt in burberry pyjama suit, makes you boak, coz he iz soooo rich, his uncle owns asdas and sainsbury, as well as loadsza goldmines in braford, pity he drives anova that tax has expired 6 months ago :)

  18. Dizzle says:

    Lol!! Ahhh…I luv livin in bradford

  19. mandafrenzy says:

    I live in Leeds but work in Bradford. I thought Gipton was bad until I saw the deserted and crappy town centre with all the shops either closed or going bust. Even the people who live in Bradford go to Leeds for their entertainment. This is a city living in shame.

  20. spacemunkie says:

    Spot on

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