Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north.
You call em chav’s we call em scroats… different name, same shit.
They swan around in their ‘George at Asda‘ imitation burbury caps, and
Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver.
They all hang around outside Index in’t Arndale Centre while
the chavette gets her 3″ diameter hooped earings from Lucy Lockets and
lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse.
They’ll be Grandmother chav, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate,
with a fag in hand and a giro / disability benifit burning a hole in her bum
bag, with her baby grandaughter chavster ,Kay-liegh, in her arms, because mother
chav Kylie (14 yrs) is on the estate doing her community rehabilitation order.
15 year old ChavDad Kyle will be hard at work in Cash Converters on Westgate
bartering for best price on his 5 DVD players, 2 XBOX’s and a playstation 2
from last night’s burglarys **allegedly** (Cash Converters are a fine law abiding company that does not buy stolen goods. However many people could argue that they profit off the very poorest members of society who frequently need to pawn their few meagre possessions to survive. Such activity is not illegal, just totally morally reprehensible in my view. They may also do a lot of great work for Charity. However I’m sure Cash Converters will argue that this form of ‘corporate social responsibility’ is not a cheap publicity exercise to divert peoples attention away from what some people could describe as their unsavoury core business operation. – Chavtowns Webmaster).
Nobody can say bradford isn’t diverse, here in bradford, we even have wannabe
asian chav’s who have to take things one step further with compulsary golden
tooth, flashing keypad nokia phones ( x 2, one for mum, and other for deals),
and ‘F’ reg Honda Civic, “twin cam turbo mate init” with go slower UV
tubes underneath.
Of course they wont be hanging around outside Arndale Centre, prefering to sit
4 a breast in their Civics comparing sovereign rings and psudo jamaican gangser
accents.
One of the scariest things about bradford is that you cannot tell when the
gypo’s have moved into town, as they blend seemlessly into the chavettes pushing
their car boot prams about town between New Look and the bus station, except
for the obvious lack of common Bradford accent.
So why delay visit bradford today!
Spot on
I live in Leeds but work in Bradford. I thought Gipton was bad until I saw the deserted and crappy town centre with all the shops either closed or going bust. Even the people who live in Bradford go to Leeds for their entertainment. This is a city living in shame.
Lol!! Ahhh…I luv livin in bradford
ever seen a paki scumcunt in burberry pyjama suit, makes you boak, coz he iz soooo rich, his uncle owns asdas and sainsbury, as well as loadsza goldmines in braford, pity he drives anova that tax has expired 6 months ago
BRADFORD IS THE WORSTE PLACE U CUD EVER GO! i have lived here since born and i cnt wait to move! The Chavs hav took over and have ruined bradford, they Start on any1 they can, stare at u like ur scum when their really the scum LOL. Just a warning! Dont come to bradford i can garuntee ull get jumped or started on for fuk all, well its not just bradford its everyware! all over england! i think i mite move countries! Gud Look for the tourists!
BRADFORD IS THE WORSTE PLACE U CUD EVER GO! i have lived here since born and i cnt wait to move! The Chavs hav took over and have ruined bradford, they Start on any1 they can, stare at u like ur scum when their really the scum LOL. Just a warning! Dont come to bradford i can garuntee ull get jumped or started on for fuk all, well its not just bradford its everyware! all over england! i think i mite move countries! Gud Look for the tourists!
gee – ive just stumbled on this site – and how true this article is……..one of the main places for the asian chavs at the moment is littlewoods cafe – you cant bloomin go in there any more – or darent……….ive lived in bradford all my live and like living here – i also like shopping in the two decent shops in bradford and then maybe hitting the bars for a couple of hours – then, i make myself scarse and go back nearer home because the town centre becomes a hive of chav activity – fighting, puking and snogging on the streets……how wonderful to see……………………………..i totally dread it when my teens go out – especially my son…
still wont move though – better the devil you know and that….
Lived there for 2 years 7 years ago .I am still unable to visit, say or even type the place name mentioned above with out bursting into tears falling to my knees and begging never to be sent there again.
aint no asian chavs.bitch.u dirty whore u probs shagin an asian cok rite nw.ahhhhhhh i knew it u r .u cheatin slut .u lv it
well i absolutly love asains actually i av a asain bf n hes a chav but der nt as bad as white chavs!!white chavs tek da piss man! they fink ther hard wen der nt but asains dnt walk rwnd finkin der hard d they?????!!!anyways i luv ma bf!!! *+*+*abi*+*+*
MARRY ME FREDDY!!!!!
Any chance your Asian boyfriend could help you with your spelling as he is probably better at it than you?
Are you off your twat love, asian chavs think they are fucking rock generally.
This is exactly the problem. I have no doubt that you will shortly have a “braaan baby, like all the uvver muvvers on your estate”.
I think Asians are more chavvy than the white chavs. Tacky bad taste, wanna be gangstas. They all need to go get a job, and contribute to society like the rest of us.
This is exactly the problem. I have no doubt that you will shortly have a “braaan baby, like all the uvver muvvers on your estate”.
I think Asians are more chavvy than the white chavs. Tacky bad taste, wanna be gangstas. They all need to go get a job, and contribute to society like the rest of us.
omg ur wrong in ur head… am a chav yea n asian chavz think dey are it n all ! asian chavz walk around thinkin dey are bad wid dey addidaz trackies on dat are lyk 2 sizes 2 small 4 dem rizing up dey legz at least uz white chavz acctually wer uz trackies so dey fit uz!
maybe it is truly a first class shit hole but also as much true is youre a first class shite hole yourself. just stay the fuck away then.
Looks like Darwin got it all wrong.
Lets face it a chav is a chav!! so lets please leave peoples origins out of this, as it does not have naff all to do with it!! and by the way does anyone know where the word chav came from?
I had the joy of visiting Bradford on an awayday visit with my local club Tranmere Rovers, Bradford unfortunatly is a "shithole", the area i visited was disgusting. There is nothing but chav scum who shout abuse from a "safe" distance, the place is full of chavmobiles and "gangster wannabies" who cannot speak a word of english. Bradford is just one example of many towns and cities i have visited full of disgusting white kids who think they are football hooligans or rappers. Bradford stands out from the rest as it is a real "shithole".
I love some of the amuzing comments the youth of today come out with in Bradford, I just wish more people could speak normal english.
ryte letz put ya all strate ryte if ur frm bradford ulle no wot im onna bwt bt if ur not fk off coz u dnt no wat ur chattin on ryte? ye im a chav bt bradfordiz ma ome twn n i grew up dere so wot if itz a shit ole itz ma ome innit? dnt fuk it off im sure all u ew rnt frm bradford av got smmert ron wi were u liv no fker perfect orite!??! innabit
well sed chavvette 4 ly4 set o wankers dnt even no wot they are onabout bellends dont even live ere half of em
fuck u. u live in leeds well look at leeds its worse jus look at chapeltown
hayzi xXx
chav = council house and vandalisin or summink cnt member but its a loadz ov bullshyt coz not all chavz liv in council ouses init dats jus fukin steriotypin or w.e its called. i h8 ppl hu fink dey r gd bcuz they aint chavz get ryt on my nerves.
2 fukin ryt. a dont liv dere but mi nan duz n i go ers all da tym dere aint nowt rong wiv it if ya fink bout it. its jus da priks who rekon dey liv in a ""upperclass"" area or summink dey fukin wankaz da lot ov em
Scruffy, unwashed, pasty faced social outcast. Generaly Still living with parets and attending sixty different collage couses before they decide to stop workdodging and pick a career. They also belive they are sooo individual because they listen to crappy kerrang type rock songs (How individual is it to listen to rock songs that sell MILLIONS!) And its real individual to dress in a dumb ugly sruffy way to fit in with a certain music scene? All in all 99% of the people writing this "I hate chavs" Bullsh*t are moshers. Stuck in their bedrooms with no friends or life. Bitter by the fact they are outcasts with no backbone and probably got mosher bashed last week by a group of 10 year old chevs because they are such spineless pu$$ys! They love to give it the big i am behind a computer screen…… Mosher in a nutshell for you.
glad im not the only one who thinks asian chavs are worse than white – it shouldnt be them and us but im afraid the asians attitude makes it them and us – while they go about trying to have white girls because they dont disrespect their own, but, see our girls as easy – they will continue giving themselves a bad name. they stroll about in gangs like the cowards they are!!
Haha i think we have a chav from bradford making a comment!
one word – TWAT!!
I think you seriously need to go back to school and learn to read and write correctly. yuck hope you and your "bf" have lovely braaaaaan kids yuck.
Hahaha love your words, you tell her or it should i say it as it oviously doesnt even have the brains cells of a knat.
bradford is a dump!
haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa "he is sooo rich his uncle owns asdas and sainsburys"
i love it! r u jealus?
its wiked…we makin r mark init?! pakis-rich bastards, and fuckin proud!
freddy u fuckin idiot its ppl like u hu give asians a bad name…….wtf was that stupid comment suppsed to mean. ur just supposed to mention that white ppl are jelous because we hav taken over and made loots more money and are not living an dying in debt. then go away lol. nah i dont mean to be horrible and keep mentioning it…but its just toooo true lol
its gnat, mate. GNAT loool
i live in bradford and although i agree with what you are saying not all of bradford is bad and it the came with everywhere now there is good and bad in every place and while you where on the subject of cultures there is good and bad is all of them 2. and not every body that wheres trackie bottoms or wheres jewellery is a chav.!!
well personally i think all chavs take the pissed i have bin mugged twice by chavs and started on loads o times for no reason. but there is no need to bring colour and the asian chavs may not walk round thinking their hard but the do walk round thinkin they can get any girl they want..
now u lot av reeli pissed me off leve bradford alone im a lass yh n am a chav so fukin wot i dnt shout shit to yas probs the only reson ppl do shout shit t ya is coz ur dodji lookin freeks hu still live wit there mummy fukin low life cunts if ur so bovad bout chavs insted of settin up a website go stand in the middle of a group of chavs n then complain bout um then ya dopes
Making money through dishoesty is nothing to brag about
bratfud is well faacking oright lyke. lived eere 4 16 year best town in norf englund lyke. proper gud skools an the peeps r faacking awesome lyke. i aint no faacking chav, dey suck well ard. im a business manager an bratfud is well faacking awesome bestest place 2 live.
lmao bradford is living proof that evolution is going backward all you braindead cunts defending ya precious town need to wake up an go see a lil what the rest of the world is about i was born and raised in the shit hole you hold so precious an i tell ya its a fucking scum hole smack head paradise a century certainly has changed the place a hell of a lot it used to be one of the richest cities in the world with more millionaires per square mile than anywhere else now the only people with that kinda money are the smack dealers gone straight mumtaz , khany etc. feedin off misery and death takin the food from babies mouths if it aint the pakis its the gypos an before ya start i know not all pakis an gypos are bad i got friends who are both but even they say most of em are scum! an if ya dont agree then sorry but unfortunately for you you are scum too!!!
Man…
I hate all chavs, both white and asians, they are the same.
So why people so concern about their origin? Because in fact all chavs have the same attitude problem…
And Bradford sucks…
wow blud what the fuck you even chatting bradford int even full of chavs its just got peeps who wanna hav a laff it fuckin peeps like u prick nah u need fuckin battering prick
Well let me try and give the lowdown best i can about bradford being an `outsider` and travelling to meet a couple of half decent mates who live there ( not originally from bradford).
Being totally at ease with ethnic minorities and “asians` in general, i will have to put my neck out here and say if u ever visit bradford, u will know EXACTLY why the Bnp have a strong foothold here and why the white population is so against asians in this part of the country.
A shithole is a very undertone word to use. The place is fucking disgusting. The vast majority of asians in bradford are from the community called “mirpuri` or from the native `mirpur` district / area / city of pakistan. Within the wider pakistani communities around the uk, these dirty bastards infest bradford, manchester, birmingham and some parts of london.
They r looked down upon from other pakistani sects and communities. One of the reasons for this is that they r mostly the pakistani “criminal class`, which is mother fuckers who never work, sell drugs like heroin,coke,weed and pills, are in and out of the slammer very very regularly and seems like their only vested interest in life is to become a “gangster`. Lets discuss how to spot these cretins.
Firstly, 99 percent of them r the class described above, with about maybe 1 percent not “mirpur` origin or roots. The have short hair and shaven heads and again 99.9 percent wear ear rings and generally look the part of a `gangster in the making`They have an outstanding arrogance about them and usually drive around in flash cars afforded by the drugs they sell, the whores they pimp or the houses the break into.
The are very tighly knit communities. The main reason for this is i suppose they dont have a choice seeing that every kerb side is taken up by these horrible humans. Another reason for this is that their `dialect` can only be understood by similiar cretins from the mirpuri background. Their style of oratory can only be understood by them and its sounds so fucking odd u would mistake them for thinking they came right outta outer space. ( apologies to aliens )
They almost always dress in tracksuit type clothing. Some wear baseball caps but most just leave their nit infested heads exposed.
Their housing situations r even more distressing. Their folks r usually old illiterate couples, who take what they can scrounge of th welfare system. Netted curtains r in fashion in their houses depsite their offsprings “dirty` wealth.
well i hope this comes some way to explain what these creatures r like, I genuinely feel sorry for the asian people of bradford having to live with this shit. In the end they really deserve no sympathy until they look in the mirror at themselves and realise bradford is bcos what they have made it
im a bradfordian born n bred, n each n every one of the comments posted here definitely has some truth in it, especially “james” the guy knows wot he’s talking about. in short Bradford has descended into the shithole it has become mainly due to the “asian population” and their commitment to their own mini economy i.e. asian jewelry, food clothes shops etc. I dont consider myself racist but I can tell you now the current generation of asians really dont make it easy to like them. example: the daily occurance of being fucked over by some asian in his civic type R on the roundabout on my way to work, pap my horn – after all the fuckkers just flown out in front of me – wot happens? does he give me the finger? or does he ignore me in the time old british fashion? No! The fucker stops dead in the middle of the roundabout and gets out(he does this cos he knows that 5000 close relatives are 2mins away). n I almost run the cunt over, he then trys to get back in front ov me so he can slam on again n try a whiplash claim!
There are many decent Bradfordians out there, unfortunately most have moved as far away from BD1 as they can n i dont blame them!
Bradford so true.Welcome to Britain the home of the Chav thanks to our great leaders,its our own fault we keeping voting for them.