Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north.
You call em chav’s we call em scroats… different name, same shit.
They swan around in their ‘George at Asda‘ imitation burbury caps, and
Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver.
They all hang around outside Index in’t Arndale Centre while
the chavette gets her 3″ diameter hooped earings from Lucy Lockets and
lad gets his PAYG £5 topup in’t Car Phone Warehouse.
They’ll be Grandmother chav, Tina (32 yrs) queuing up at the postie on Ivegate,
with a fag in hand and a giro / disability benifit burning a hole in her bum
bag, with her baby grandaughter chavster ,Kay-liegh, in her arms, because mother
chav Kylie (14 yrs) is on the estate doing her community rehabilitation order.
15 year old ChavDad Kyle will be hard at work in Cash Converters on Westgate
bartering for best price on his 5 DVD players, 2 XBOX’s and a playstation 2
from last night’s burglarys **allegedly** (Cash Converters are a fine law abiding company that does not buy stolen goods. However many people could argue that they profit off the very poorest members of society who frequently need to pawn their few meagre possessions to survive. Such activity is not illegal, just totally morally reprehensible in my view. They may also do a lot of great work for Charity. However I’m sure Cash Converters will argue that this form of ‘corporate social responsibility’ is not a cheap publicity exercise to divert peoples attention away from what some people could describe as their unsavoury core business operation. – Chavtowns Webmaster).
Nobody can say bradford isn’t diverse, here in bradford, we even have wannabe
asian chav’s who have to take things one step further with compulsary golden
tooth, flashing keypad nokia phones ( x 2, one for mum, and other for deals),
and ‘F’ reg Honda Civic, “twin cam turbo mate init” with go slower UV
tubes underneath.
Of course they wont be hanging around outside Arndale Centre, prefering to sit
4 a breast in their Civics comparing sovereign rings and psudo jamaican gangser
accents.
One of the scariest things about bradford is that you cannot tell when the
gypo’s have moved into town, as they blend seemlessly into the chavettes pushing
their car boot prams about town between New Look and the bus station, except
for the obvious lack of common Bradford accent.
So why delay visit bradford today!
i live in bradford and although i agree with what you are saying not all of bradford is bad and it the came with everywhere now there is good and bad in every place and while you where on the subject of cultures there is good and bad is all of them 2. and not every body that wheres trackie bottoms or wheres jewellery is a chav.!!
its gnat, mate. GNAT loool
freddy u fuckin idiot its ppl like u hu give asians a bad name…….wtf was that stupid comment suppsed to mean. ur just supposed to mention that white ppl are jelous because we hav taken over and made loots more money and are not living an dying in debt. then go away lol. nah i dont mean to be horrible and keep mentioning it…but its just toooo true lol
haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa "he is sooo rich his uncle owns asdas and sainsburys"
i love it! r u jealus?
its wiked…we makin r mark init?! pakis-rich bastards, and fuckin proud!
bradford is a dump!
Hahaha love your words, you tell her or it should i say it as it oviously doesnt even have the brains cells of a knat.
I think you seriously need to go back to school and learn to read and write correctly. yuck hope you and your "bf" have lovely braaaaaan kids yuck.
one word – TWAT!!
Haha i think we have a chav from bradford making a comment!
glad im not the only one who thinks asian chavs are worse than white – it shouldnt be them and us but im afraid the asians attitude makes it them and us – while they go about trying to have white girls because they dont disrespect their own, but, see our girls as easy – they will continue giving themselves a bad name. they stroll about in gangs like the cowards they are!!
Scruffy, unwashed, pasty faced social outcast. Generaly Still living with parets and attending sixty different collage couses before they decide to stop workdodging and pick a career. They also belive they are sooo individual because they listen to crappy kerrang type rock songs (How individual is it to listen to rock songs that sell MILLIONS!) And its real individual to dress in a dumb ugly sruffy way to fit in with a certain music scene? All in all 99% of the people writing this "I hate chavs" Bullsh*t are moshers. Stuck in their bedrooms with no friends or life. Bitter by the fact they are outcasts with no backbone and probably got mosher bashed last week by a group of 10 year old chevs because they are such spineless pu$$ys! They love to give it the big i am behind a computer screen…… Mosher in a nutshell for you.
2 fukin ryt. a dont liv dere but mi nan duz n i go ers all da tym dere aint nowt rong wiv it if ya fink bout it. its jus da priks who rekon dey liv in a ""upperclass"" area or summink dey fukin wankaz da lot ov em
chav = council house and vandalisin or summink cnt member but its a loadz ov bullshyt coz not all chavz liv in council ouses init dats jus fukin steriotypin or w.e its called. i h8 ppl hu fink dey r gd bcuz they aint chavz get ryt on my nerves.
hayzi xXx
fuck u. u live in leeds well look at leeds its worse jus look at chapeltown
well sed chavvette 4 ly4 set o wankers dnt even no wot they are onabout bellends dont even live ere half of em
ryte letz put ya all strate ryte if ur frm bradford ulle no wot im onna bwt bt if ur not fk off coz u dnt no wat ur chattin on ryte? ye im a chav bt bradfordiz ma ome twn n i grew up dere so wot if itz a shit ole itz ma ome innit? dnt fuk it off im sure all u ew rnt frm bradford av got smmert ron wi were u liv no fker perfect orite!??! innabit
I had the joy of visiting Bradford on an awayday visit with my local club Tranmere Rovers, Bradford unfortunatly is a "shithole", the area i visited was disgusting. There is nothing but chav scum who shout abuse from a "safe" distance, the place is full of chavmobiles and "gangster wannabies" who cannot speak a word of english. Bradford is just one example of many towns and cities i have visited full of disgusting white kids who think they are football hooligans or rappers. Bradford stands out from the rest as it is a real "shithole".
I love some of the amuzing comments the youth of today come out with in Bradford, I just wish more people could speak normal english.