Comments on: Havant. And how four chavs bit off more than they could chew… http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/ What Estate Agents, Local Councillors, Polly Toynbee, Owen Jones & The BBC don't want you to know Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:28:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Emsworth Snob http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-307361 Emsworth Snob Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:25:36 +0000 #comment-307361 It's basically a place without soul, the bits other towns didn't want during the local authority carve up way back in 1974. The town itself has an historic heart but that stopped beating after a generation of disaster prone councils ripped it out with Soviet style development. The council is run by pygmies, mostly retired, looking for a place to sleep in the afternoons and getting paid for doing so. Each bit of the borough hates the other bits and are either real snobs or inverted snobs with little sense of common purpose. The most snobby, Emsworth, has somehow managed to cling on to its independent traders and has a couple of decent places to eat. They've just built a public service plaza or large porch onto the town hall so all the council pen pushers can work in one place. Now in Havant that's really exciting. You won't find Havant on the Olympic torch trial either as somebody in London thought it was Portsmouth and it'ss going there. The MP lives in London but turns up at weekends for photo calls. If you want to disappear altogether try Hayling Island. It’s basically a place without soul, the bits other towns didn’t want during the local authority carve up way back in 1974. The town itself has an historic heart but that stopped beating after a generation of disaster prone councils ripped it out with Soviet style development. The council is run by pygmies, mostly retired, looking for a place to sleep in the afternoons and getting paid for doing so. Each bit of the borough hates the other bits and are either real snobs or inverted snobs with little sense of common purpose. The most snobby, Emsworth, has somehow managed to cling on to its independent traders and has a couple of decent places to eat. They’ve just built a public service plaza or large porch onto the town hall so all the council pen pushers can work in one place. Now in Havant that’s really exciting. You won’t find Havant on the Olympic torch trial either as somebody in London thought it was Portsmouth and it’ss going there. The MP lives in London but turns up at weekends for photo calls. If you want to disappear altogether try Hayling Island.

]]> By: Laura http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-277557 Laura Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:31:18 +0000 #comment-277557 Pmsl! Brilliant! Pmsl! Brilliant!

]]> By: Laura http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-277554 Laura Tue, 20 Sep 2011 10:27:29 +0000 #comment-277554 lol! Glad you don't want to disown me :P lol! Glad you don’t want to disown me :P

]]> By: sam http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-261219 sam Fri, 26 Aug 2011 12:46:04 +0000 #comment-261219 lmfao @ danny lmfao @ danny

]]> By: danny http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-243933 danny Tue, 12 Jul 2011 07:46:56 +0000 #comment-243933 like alot like alot

]]> By: danny http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-243932 danny Tue, 12 Jul 2011 07:44:23 +0000 #comment-243932 that is un true all of it dis is d best town you must ave cum in d summer time when every1 is full of beans and buzzing 4 d sun when the male hormone is at its peak you should cum bk at winter time we r full of hugs and love coz wed rather drink beer den put money on the electric you ave no i dear welcome 2 my world xxxxx that is un true all of it dis is d best town you must ave cum in d summer time when every1 is full of beans and buzzing 4 d sun when the male hormone is at its peak you should cum bk at winter time we r full of hugs and love coz wed rather drink beer den put money on the electric you ave no i dear welcome 2 my world xxxxx

]]> By: anon http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-240334 anon Sun, 26 Jun 2011 18:01:51 +0000 #comment-240334 Although I don't agree with everything that has been written, I find it funny that some people have written a response to this article and proved the writer completely right with their language. Now this article was posted in 2004 and as I live near to Havant I know that it is completely different now to how it was then. I find the story about the chavs hilarious, I hate chavs who think they can do and say what they like. Luckily the number of chavs in Havant has decreased since then and although there are still some around, I don't think there are as many now. I also think the quality of the shops has increased with many new shops in Havant and some being refurbished making it a busier and more attractive town. Although I don’t agree with everything that has been written, I find it funny that some people have written a response to this article and proved the writer completely right with their language. Now this article was posted in 2004 and as I live near to Havant I know that it is completely different now to how it was then. I find the story about the chavs hilarious, I hate chavs who think they can do and say what they like. Luckily the number of chavs in Havant has decreased since then and although there are still some around, I don’t think there are as many now. I also think the quality of the shops has increased with many new shops in Havant and some being refurbished making it a busier and more attractive town.

]]> By: anonymous http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-231135 anonymous Thu, 02 Jun 2011 22:03:47 +0000 #comment-231135 basicly,i think your bit of a twat INIT ! leigh park is just as bad as sum over CHAVY places and just as good as where ever you live, you obviously think your right by righting these things, but how would you no cause you clearly dont like in leigh park or havant, and if you do then your a fukin hypocrit, so ge a llife cause you obvously got nothing better do with yourself then right an artical about a place where people live, but cant even leave ya name, perthetic, PRICK basicly,i think your bit of a twat INIT ! leigh park is just as bad as sum over CHAVY places and just as good as where ever you live, you obviously think your right by righting these things, but how would you no cause you clearly dont like in leigh park or havant, and if you do then your a fukin hypocrit, so ge a llife cause you obvously got nothing better do with yourself then right an artical about a place where people live, but cant even leave ya name, perthetic, PRICK

]]> By: Dan http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-182750 Dan Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:28:02 +0000 #comment-182750 Of course he wouldn't say it there as its true and the locals of Leigh Park would prove his point for him you muppet lol Of course he wouldn’t say it there as its true and the locals of Leigh Park would prove his point for him you muppet lol

]]> By: Dan http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/09/havant-and-how-four-chavs-bit-off-more-than-they-could-chew/comment-page-4/#comment-182749 Dan Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:27:05 +0000 #comment-182749 Waitrose is there simply because they couldn't get it in to Rowlands Castle ;) I missed seeing the fun of the England V Argentina match, but I did see the previous one. (I was dragged to the Dolphin pub by friends.....I hate football.) It was hilarious for me a non-football fan to see everyone watch England get beaten then get up and walk out of the pub in stunned silence. And despite being married to an Argentine, no I don't support Argentina. (Or any other country in football.) Waitrose is there simply because they couldn’t get it in to Rowlands Castle ;)

I missed seeing the fun of the England V Argentina match, but I did see the previous one. (I was dragged to the Dolphin pub by friends…..I hate football.) It was hilarious for me a non-football fan to see everyone watch England get beaten then get up and walk out of the pub in stunned silence.

And despite being married to an Argentine, no I don’t support Argentina. (Or any other country in football.)

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