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Little Hulton

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For any of you out there who have had the misfortune to visit or drive through the wretched place, I sympathise. I will translate for you to make it easy to follow :-
Girls = strange boy/girl combination dressed only in sports clothing with lashings of gold, the bigger the jewellery the better.
Boys = dead eyed smack head lookalike wannabe black boys. Logoed up and and as mean as can be. All the young lads are criminals.
Adults = two varietes 1. Ugly, fatheaded, psuedo disabled lazy bastards who travel via motorised spac scooter smoking as many fags as they can. (There are whole families travelling round in these machines – believe me)
2. The chav made good adult which consists of a widenecked bloke who has done well in a manual job married to a thin faced, very tanned, old looking chavette who thinks she has a good marriage because he only beats her up on Saturday nights and she has got a widescreen.
The only bit of green in the area (Madameswood) is strewn with stolen burnt out cars and motorbikes and fridges. The biggest worry is that for those who bought thier council house, the massive profits in the area mean that loads of chavs are moving out, maybe to a town near you. You will know who they are when they arrive accompanied by the smell of fried food and badly maintained Ford Orion engine. I lived there for a few years and I was robbed four times and had my car stolen five times. Thieving scum, put them in a field and blow then up.

96 Responses

  1. me says:

    I think all opinions should be kept to yourself,I live here and not all of us are like that.It’s not the worst place to live it depends where you live.Some of us are friendly people trying to get on with life.So shut up and don’t judge all of us because we’re not all sleep arounds and crackheads

  2. Salford Lad says:

    Iv lived in LH all my life, its not the best but it certainly isnt the worst, theres scumbags evrywhere u go, just because i live there it doesnt make me a theif or a smackhead, im a good person withe a successul business, plenty money and a good life. f**k the haters.

  3. Anti chav says:

    I have lived in LH all my life and it used to be a great place.
    But i have to say its true and i for one cant wait to move.

  4. Carol parkinson says:

    Wot a load of rubbish ,I have lived in little Hulton all my life,I’ve never stole anything and nobody has ever stole off me,so there’s obvs two little hultons.

  5. bigtime says:

    i remember finding many used condoms in little hulton hilst walking my dog.

  6. Demi agoglia says:

    None of this is true I live in kh and its the best place you could ever wont to live in yerrerrmmmaaaannnn:)

  7. RealSalford says:

    Little Hulton isn’t Salford and is nothing like the place. In Salford, we look out for each other and respect people on our estate, but in little hulton, you all fight with each other, sleep around with anybody and abuse whoever you like. It’s a dump, don’t ever go there especially with young people.

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