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Little Hulton

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For any of you out there who have had the misfortune to visit or drive through the wretched place, I sympathise. I will translate for you to make it easy to follow :-
Girls = strange boy/girl combination dressed only in sports clothing with lashings of gold, the bigger the jewellery the better.
Boys = dead eyed smack head lookalike wannabe black boys. Logoed up and and as mean as can be. All the young lads are criminals.
Adults = two varietes 1. Ugly, fatheaded, psuedo disabled lazy bastards who travel via motorised spac scooter smoking as many fags as they can. (There are whole families travelling round in these machines – believe me)
2. The chav made good adult which consists of a widenecked bloke who has done well in a manual job married to a thin faced, very tanned, old looking chavette who thinks she has a good marriage because he only beats her up on Saturday nights and she has got a widescreen.
The only bit of green in the area (Madameswood) is strewn with stolen burnt out cars and motorbikes and fridges. The biggest worry is that for those who bought thier council house, the massive profits in the area mean that loads of chavs are moving out, maybe to a town near you. You will know who they are when they arrive accompanied by the smell of fried food and badly maintained Ford Orion engine. I lived there for a few years and I was robbed four times and had my car stolen five times. Thieving scum, put them in a field and blow then up.

96 Responses

  1. dave says:

    Little Hulton is a sik place u mad c**ts

  2. Charlie says:

    Little Hulton like most of Salford is hard to define the centre of……I lived for several years around madams wood area & it certainly has its share of problem families but ther are still a number of good hard working people on the estate. Kenyon way to the west used to have the worst reputation but even that’s improved now. I got fed up with trouble makers though…. There’s about 40% good & 60 bad in my opinion but as long as you keep yourself to yourself & have a good neighbour for support it’s fine ;) . The Little Hulton housing office is completely useless by-the -way and will go out of their way to avoide helping you in any way they can ! That’s why I’ve moved back to the south :)

  3. Chavs my arse I sure ain’t no chav I go to work everyday in my metro with a sound system and my Burberry cap and trackies tucked into my socks with my reebok classics repping up the place you don’t no what your talking about little hulton is not a bad place atall if they killed off you then the world would be a much better place

  4. little hulton for life says:

    little hulton is not full of chavs l/h for life an WOT!

  5. Charlie says:

    This person is wrong.I happen to live in Little Hulton and it happens to have one of the best High Schools in Salford in it. So don’t judge it it is no-thing like what this person says it is!

  6. dude says:

    chavss suckkkk alrightt bruvvv retards i agree with top dudes comment there little lazy twats and danny rothwell is clealy alittle smelly chav

  7. dude says:

    chavs are a big problem i wish they would bring back hangings and sort the little smelly buggers out or line um up and shoot um

  8. JJJJJ says:

    If you think Little Hulton is bad, You seriously need to broaden your horizons. I’ve lived all over this country from Newcastle to Kent, London and Wales as well as seeing some extreme deprivation in other parts of the world.
    If you want the area you live in to improve, then do something positve about it, not just air your negative views which mearly adds to the self perpetuating cycle that you talk about.
    So, like many people have already stated, rather than wallowing in your own self pity, either move on or do something positive to change the environment in which you live. If your not happy, stop blaming other people, take responsibility of your own life as the only person that can change your life is YOU!

  9. Tony says:

    Hey L/H dissa,as you call yourself.You say that if some of the people did what they did elsewhere they would get battered.WELL! I.ll bet its not you doing the battering you bulls**tting little nobhead.Why dont you put your name to your hardman comment.s**tHOUSE!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Judging by the spelling and the manner of the conversations, by far the larger proportion of the posters ARE the very chavs the op mentions.

    Did you go to school ?, I am sure they did not teach text speak if you did, or did you merely skive of every day.

  11. Ian says:

    L.H is Sociopath Island. I feel sorry for the minority of decent people who live there and will never change the culture because they are the minority. Junction 4 on the M61 is where the biggest number of faked accidents for insurance occurs. Guess where it’s near?

  12. Becky says:

    I love Little Hulton <3

  13. Steve says:

    I don’t know where the writer of this post was when it was written but it wasn’t in Little Hulton. Think he must have been on a trip!!! and I don’t mean a visit.Little Hulton has loads of open spaces a modern shopping center and lots of very friendly people who are allways willing to help their friends.

    • Gecko says:

      “I don’t know where the writer of this post was when it was written”

      probable because you are having a bad come down from crack etc…..

      If you re read it, when you are not out of your face.
      And when your blurry smack head eyes go back in to your addict head.

      Then you will be up to speed rather than on it.

  14. john bowman says:

    I lived there till i was 27, if you live there and dont like it then simply do one, if you stay and express your dislike , what do you expect people to react like ? Lived in london, high wycombe, surrey and kent and still feel the safest in l/h , so all you uneducated idiots who have lived in middle class estates without ever living on the breadline please just do one back there……

  15. KAZZA says:

    ITS A DIRTY s**tHOLE YOU ALL NEED YOUR HOUSES FUMIGATING!

  16. Unknown says:

    Little Hulton, now this brings back some memories; none of them are good ones. It isn’t that rough, it’s mainly scum bag, anto-social society rejects that cause the trouble. Apart from that, it’s mostly elderly people and junkies that live there. It’s essentially a small town that boarders Bolton.

    One thing I could never understand about this area is why people make it sound hard. It’s full of wierd people. If you’re a ‘decent person’ which many claim to be, then why do you live in an area full of not so decent people with no morals in life?

  17. chelsea says:

    Right I live in Little Hulton. And if I’m honest I don’t really like but at the end of the day I have grown up in Little Hulton and I am not a chav I don’t wear sports clothing I don’t even own a pair of trainers so this stereotypical opinion isn’t true. So whoever decided to write this really needs to grow up and I recon you live in rougher place that Little Hulton

    • Gecko says:

      The point of this web site is to educate decent people like real tax payers, and none interbred relatives of the area,
      Of the possible mistakes they could be making in purchasing a property in chav areas.
      Thus costing them more cash than just the normal amount for all the unemployable people, drug addicts, no hoppers, scummy mums with 20kids living off chip balms.
      And the self created mentals from drug and steroid abuse.
      Not to put down the people sad enough to live there. 

  18. Andy says:

    The exact kind of response you would expect from a Little Hulton chav.

    • dave says:

      you call people chavs well let me say this i was not born in L H i moved here and to say it is full of drugs and unemployment well yes it may have a few proplems but where else doesnt but as you get to know the people you see another side of the area i was a chair person on the easte i live on and to get money in to this area is hard as due to the fact the local councal forget about us and as for the unemployed well let me say this there are a lot of people in L H who work hard and get no thanks for it from there local councal and go to work so if you wish to call us chavs then its your little tiny mind that makes you ignorant and stupid this is a good comunity but like all areas of the country you do get the few bad apples which will bring down the area you live in

      • Gecko says:

        The council should not need to thank congratulate or give your area cash.
        If people in the area worked for a living, the council would have a load of council tax in there bank to use.
        Sadly the grate area you live in, were you all work grate jobs that all need topping up with tax credits.
        If you work at all.
        Tax credits paid for by surrounding areas and real hardworking people.
        With jobs that are paid more than minimum wage as they can be trusted.
        Also if any of the people parented their own children in your area this might bring down the working tax credit bill for sending kids to nursery.
        In a truly fair country you should need to prove you can provide for your family before you have one.
        This is so the rest of the people don’t haft to keep picking up the tab.
        In old native populations if you could not provide as a man hunt or do your own fair share.
        Your wife would be given to a better man your children would be taken in by others and you would be cast out of the population, So that the mistakes would not repeat for generations.
        Sadly now are population has become weak because of the liberal views of the masses.
        If you are not a cast out, I think you need to find a better area to live in rather than keep holding out your hand to the council.
        A spokes person for beggars is not a place in real community.
        The population grows massively larger every day and the resources get smaller when the liberal masses start to see the loss of every day expectations, the cast outs will be the fat that needs to be cut.

  19. phil j says:

    how about screw you blow us all up in a field its not half as bad as you make it out to be u daft sod some needs to get a life n f**k off little hultons a forgotten about town with good aswell as bad

  20. danny rothwell says:

    Annabel who are you to call me chav u dont know me you silly fat bitch so wat if L/H is a s**t hole av u got nothing better to do luv the only reason u sit there slagging evry1 off is because u sit thr eating cake wondering if they will ever be a nice man 4 u.Well the answer is no luv ur too fat,ugly and full of yourself.YOU FAT WHOPPER 8{- O

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