Ahhhh Luton, or as Easyjet would have you believe ‘London Luton’ – the fact that these two places are mentioned in the same sentence is staggering. London – a city of culture, history and a vibrant lifestyle. Then you have Luton – s**thole of the South, a rancid breeding ground of chavness and a weeping sore of town.
I had the misfortune of living there for 3 years whilst studying at their ‘University’. Poor lad I hear you cry, but it did provide me with a hilarious insight into the towns youth. The town itself is not easy on the eye, it makes Slough comparable to the playboy tax exile haven of Monaco – and the chavs are the icing on the cake.
The best way to spend a Saturday in Luton would be to start with a morning stroll in the Arndale centre, here lies a circus of chavness. As with most
shopping centres in our great nation, Saturday is Chavday. Come marvel at scenes of glue sniffing, shop-lifting, inter-racial breeding and bad hair.
How will these perky young upstarts fare in later life? Is this the future of our great nation? Who cares. Let the little f**kers rot, but rest assured
its their destiny to bleed the honest taxpayer dry one day.
The older chav will typically reside in the town’s Marsh Farm estate. Home of burglaries, drug raids, rapes and most notably the famous riots. The
estate boasts Bedfordshire’s finest chav-breeding high rise flats where a new generation of chavs are constantly being produced by Luton’s young
slapper single mothers, whose vaginas are surely now of clowns pocket proportion.
Typically sporting a range of piss poor garish sovereign rings, these fascinating creatures will ‘hook up’ with fellow chavs and marvel at a range of chav vehicles fitted with ultra loud exhausts and tinted windows. Why is this the same with every chav? Your car looks f**king hideous mate and unless you are Royalty dont tint the sodding windows!
As night dawns upon us what prey tell does the this fine town have to offer this cultured mob? A dose of Opera? The Theatre? A relaxing meal? Sadly not, the Chav is on a mission to get some skirt or in a nasty fight. Yates (suprise suprise) would be the focal point. Where cloned chavs in salmon pink ralph lauren shirts bump and grind against 15 year old Tracys, unaware that their Bacardi Breezers have been spiked with the latest date rape drug. If the male chav is unsucessful he may move on to the cattle market that is ‘The Beach’ located in the town’s armpit they call ‘Cheapside’ (The town planners got one thing right!).
Come and enjoy a beer and watch the local girls sandwiched between mens hard-ons whilst Beyonce blasts out of the speakers. This has been
the venue of many a chav fight, including one particular incident in which I recall the owners of a local kebab shop chasing Lutonian chavs down a street with knives, and who can blame them? Slit their throats I say!
i lived in luton for 33 years ,this is how i see it, if you keep your self to your self and dont course anyone any trouble then luton is a nice place to live , as i did for 15years if you mix with the s**t heads ,and crack heads then trouble will find you no matter what ,as i found out,, as is the same for any town, what you see in the paper and on the news is not every day life in luton its every day life everywhere you go ,, its just reported more in luton as it has a bad name ,,ie the riots in farm ,, i say love luton , hate the people who give it a bad name ?
If you are ever on Holiday abroad and meet a bunch of Luton boys, say you are from Luton and they will be nice as pie to you.
The town has it’s good points and bad points. Luton is a love / hate relationship. One of the things I enjoyed was going out and meeting people from different parts of the world. And of course all those foreign girls that me and my mates managed to pull especially in Liquid and Chicagos
When you meet and befriend other cultures it expands your mind and presents you with numerous opportunities. I’ve been all round Europe, from Spain to Poland thanks to people I’ve met in Luton.
I don’t get why those on here think Polish people are rude, when I was in Luton me and my mates always had Polish girlfriends and were invited to loads of Polish parties.
Before I moved to Luton I used to think that all Black people were ignorant or out to rob you. The truth is they are not, I experienced the best of African and Jamaican culture thanks to friends I had made there, from cuisine to music and women. Luton expanded my mind and cured me of racism. I think everybody should do a stint in Luton.
The only downside of the town was the crime. If you stopped that then Luton would be a nice place to live.
perhaps you should come and listen to the sounds of silence most evenings… I live 5 mins from the arndale centre and am (IMHO) not a chav…read here
http://libcom.org/history/summer-1992-riots-england-european-counter-network
you may even want to do a little research on your own town – oh but where do you live? most towns in the UK suffer from the effects of poor investment, low esteem and yet Luton does have a history which is all too easily overlooked, as well as a larger population of people working, paying taxes and living their lives. I think you should look at a career in journalism, you would be well suited to The Sun, son! Love your literary style and obvious in-depth research.
Thing is, most students who study here come from liberal thinking middle class families. What they fail to see is that their education is worthless nowadays and the leafy suburb that they grew up in is way beyond their financial potential and the only option they’ll have in getting on the property market, is to buy a place in Luton. Only to find themselves the victim of a mugging, rape burglary or worse. Be carefull what you say as it always comes back to bite you in the arse.
I am sure all of these comments derive from thorough research and conclusions made upon facts rather than personal opinions.
It is now the Polish who are the worst of all in Luton and NOT the Asians. The f**king Polish are the most morose, miserable, inward bunch of people i have had the misfortune to meet. At least the Asians integrate and speak English. The Poles dislike all English people and make no secret of the fact. f**k off back there then. They don’t speak to you even if you make the effort. Only if you are Polish yourself of course. The Asians living 10 to a house? Poles trump that with 14. I cannot stand these scumbags and wish they would depart en masse back home.
We are all aware that Luton has a horrendous name but stereotyping all of Lutons population doesn’t make you any better really?
I’m from Luton myself and can proudly say I know how to write properly and I can also use proper English when in a conversation.
Just because of the way people dress does that really make them a ‘chav’ did you ever once think that maybe because its Luton people no longer care about what they look like when all they need to do is run into the town. Talk about judging a book by its cover!
Before you stereotype, you should do your research properly.
That is all
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BABES LUTON AINT THAT f**kIN BAD INNIT!!! HAHAAHAA I AINT SUM NEXXT CHAV GIRL WITH BUCKET POMPOM INNIT. YOU CHAT THE MOST s**t BOUT LUTON YOU DONT NO NUFIIN ITE? YEAH THERE IS BAD STUFF EVERYWHERE ELSE TOO INNIT SO DONT GO ACTIN LIKE YOUR HARD JUST SHUT YOUR f**kIN GOB AN DONT GET IT TWISTED INNIT.
okay yhh luton has a issue or two but i being of sound mind and body am one of lutons average students. Being born in the L&D means yes i am from luton however i do not take drugs shag everything in sight or have a vagina the size of a clowns pocket. im 15 and havent had sex im predicted all a and a* in my gcse’s and am from luton. SUCK IT BITCH
STACEY says:
October 7, 2010 at 9:19 am
f**k U ABOUT LUTON s**t DNT GET IT TWISTED …..IF U DNT COURSE TROUBLE U WONT GET TROUBLE ….. YEA MAYBE A FEW MUGGINS BUT SO THERE MUGGIN EVERYWERE IN DA WORLD SO THAT AINT ANY DIFFRENT . AINT GOT f**k ALL BETTER TO DO THAN TRY CUSS DOWN LUTON AVIN A LAUGH MATE COZ UR A FULL OF s**t
Well i had to laugh at this reply, obviously written by one of the hardly-educated teenaged chavettes that the orignal poster refers to! Probably written (the reply that is) whilst skiving school in order to look after the fatherless baby that she had at 15. The benefits system is probably her career of choice, and at least it pays for the fags and alcopops that her jobless mother gets for her from the local Asda store on the days when she isn’t too stoned to leave the house.
Faisal, your gay!!
f**k U ABOUT LUTON s**t DNT GET IT TWISTED …..IF U DNT COURSE TROUBLE U WONT GET TROUBLE ….. YEA MAYBE A FEW MUGGINS BUT SO THERE MUGGIN EVERYWERE IN DA WORLD SO THAT AINT ANY DIFFRENT . AINT GOT f**k ALL BETTER TO DO THAN TRY CUSS DOWN LUTON AVIN A LAUGH MATE COZ UR A FULL OF s**t
I agree Luton isn’t the nicest place on the planet, but I can’t help detesting whoever wrote the leading article far more. You are obviously an overpriveleged snob given to sweeping generalisations; furthermore, your only form of humour is a particularly scathing and un-funny sarcasm (the lowest form of wit!). You object to “inter-racial breeding”, huh? Take a good look at your own life and leave others to live theirs as they wish. Hopefully one day you’ll outgrow your obvious superiority complex.
i’ve lived in luton my whole life and so has many of my family we’re not all bad you know, yes there are rapists here, but they’re everywhere and you cant exactly stop them from coming can you ? or we would. yeah us lutoners loves to fight and i do too!!! but theres not just the reason that we like hitting people its the buzz we get from the fight… well i know i do … but i dont think just because u probably were scared to s**t of stayying here because you’re oviously a pussy who cant fight his/ her way through life you shouldnt bad mouth luton .. because luton people read this … and we dont just take drugs and rape people ….. we can also kick your ass !!
lmao, sounds like the original poster was bullied by the chavs in this town. luton, like london, has some very nice estates here and there. and another thing, it cant be that bad of a town as its taught you not to f**k with chavs in future… u muppet!!,,,
chav = Australopithecus
27 years I’ve been in the Town, wicked. In that time I’ve been robbed once and even dem nice chaps left me with my phone. The truth of the town is its a dumping ground for the misfits of the world, somethin that the Government calls immigration. Immigration is only one of the issues concernin Luton and the whole of Britain in fact, but the joint concerning issue is this society of bums and beggers. Handouts is the name of the game to a lot of ghetto superstars occupying this Town and with uneducated kids breeding kids- bad times. Even with all the flaws in our community, the town still contains a certain urban beauty about it. I mean, we have inter-racial gangs nowadays ( a sign globalisation is working) completely bored s**tless, with f**k all to do. We have no-ball games signs scattered virtually everywhere (not that we take much notice of them) and if drugs is your vice, you are never more than a hundred yards away from street-educated businessmen we know as dealers. Rather than a benefits system that clearly has little benefit to society, bums should be made to get up and work and if they keep f**king up their job allocated, hang the useless tosser’s cos they obviously ain’t good for f**k all else. P.S. Hang the P C brigade too – w**kerS.
Luton is the armpit, natch cesspit, of dear olde England. It has little to reccommend it-Dunstable is little better. Blackbury Park is much akin to Karachi on a bad day.