I am extremely suprised that Stoke is not yet included on the list of chavtowns, as it has the complete tick list;
-council estates
-high rate of unemployment
-cheap fake stores
Its like white lightening -chavelicious!!
Okay, lets take a stroll over chewing gum filled streets of stoke and spot the chaviness.
To our right is the council estate of bentilee, which stands out with its saint georges flags in an effort of patriotism which inspires much asian “bashing.”
The delightful bentilee is full of young chav mums (aged only 12 themselves) and their offspring, who also have chavi names such as chantelle, brittnay, shannon and chardonnay (without the h is apparently “claaassy rate”)
Here the chavs are in their element: large amounts of drugs, off licenses and “boozers”, chavs from as young as 6 hang outside the pubs (whilst their parents spend all night in them) in intimidatng groups wearing their oh soo chavelicious burberry/kappa/tracksuits tucked into socks
and the older chavs attract the minging chavettes into their (modded- i use the term loosely) gti’s.
Obviously the sight of cheaply dyed hair (roots of 9inches long showing) orange tans and “bling” (those lovely 9 carat plated ragdoll necklaces and soverign rings) attracts all those chav lads.
From here we travel deeper into the heart of the town, u can pick from many tunstall, burslem (bur-slum more like) and the local job centre.
Ofcourse, the chavs dont spend much time actually looking for jobs here, but they hang out here looking “cool” opposite the variety of woolworths (there is a woolworths EVERYWHERE!) corner shops and pound shops selling nothing more than mobile phone covers, fake louis vuitton bags and thongs without the elastic (only 5 for 50p!)
Another past time for the chav is television, ofcourse with nothing else important to do but collect giros and skip school, the chav devotes a large amount of time to this hobby. The usual day starts with Trisha which all chavs love (without seeing the obvious irony replicated in their lives.) After trisha is “this morning” which the chav finds too upmarket and so sleeps further into the day until more mind numbing shows appear on their stolen sets.
Try to venture further out in stoke and you will eventually reach a park- the contents of which have been set on fire and is littered with used condoms and needles. If you dare to come to the park at night time (or in fact even after the chav morning,) you will inevitably come across the young chavs who like to “cop off” in the bandstand adding only further to the large amount of teenage mums in stoke.
Yes, Stoke is THE very most CHAVELICIOUS town on earth and if you dont agree- come visit for yourself- but keep your car doors bolted and windows wound up!
Aup Nah….. I Am From Stoke And From Bentilee And Very Proud !!!!!!! Soooooo In a nut Shell No1 Really Cares What Any Of You Saddos Think …… Sooo I Suggest You all Shut Ya Mouths Yeh …!!!!
Ya All Need To Wined Ya Necks In For Someone Ends Up Giving Ya Chins A Wobble !!!!!!!!!
why dont we just nuke stoke?……it is totally full of arseholes….giro-jockies, benefit cheats….scroungers of all denominations…..drop the bomb now….get rid of the shit
I moved to Stoke-On-Trent about a year ago and it’s quite honestly the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life. It’s like living in a fucking post-apocalyptic wasteland.
just look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPvkg9JD7i4
Stoke rules! Chavs are the product of the problem, not the problem itself. The problem is poverty; poverty in living conditions but most of all poverty of ambition, which is reinforced by parents and teachers alike. So enough chav bashing, it’s not what’s needed for Stoke or any other UK city.
HAHAHA!
Spot on and perfect, Stoke is so chavvy!
you see up blythe these chavs going round in ther 1.1 nissan micra with an awesome exhaust but can’t even make it up a 20 degree hill!
yeah you see these 13+ year olds all smoking too,
and all these 17 year olds?
you see them when they were 14 they all skipped school or ran home from school after 1 st lesson, but now they are 17 they all hang around outside the school :L
i would stay here and write more. but i hear chavs on the field riding there 85CC crossers up and down the field.
urrrrrm, excuse me but what do you think you are saying here? we are from stoke (meir park/blythe) and we do not think its chavy! yea we do get drunk every weekend but that doesn’t make us chavs! we are just trying to have fun and have a life unlike YOU who has nothing better to do than post things on the internet about other cities. I gotta admit though, we unexpectedly got drug raided at this weirdo’s house once. Oh well. But overall WE LOVE STOKE!
well….maybe it rains when your just entering Stoke because stoke probably hates you and is welcoming you with a rude welcoming….so get the point DONT EVER come 2 stoke on trent ever again if u hate it that much! And no they shoudlnt have nuked stoke instead they should of nuked you and your city haha. An howcome whenever i come into Stoke the sun is always shining? well awww maybe stoke likes me i feel loved
well…i am from Stoke and currentley live here i love it its mint theres loads 4 me 2 do,and no im not a chav,but some people can mistake people 4 chavs/chavettes when they arnt.I do agree about some filth and bad mannered children in stoke-on-trent aswel as the chavs but its the same in most places,stoke is my home,i am happy 2 live here and 2 be brought up here cause it gives me an idea what the outside world is really like,and by the way Stoke is a city not a town so therefore this site is called chavtowns rite,an guess what?….IM PROUD 2 BE A STOKIE!
chavs chavs chavs what can i say about them and stoke to be honest that hasnt already been said…
I am 18 yrs old been living in newcastle under lyme all my life… some people say im a goth cause i have a trench coat meh so what… some people say im a “greeb” meh who cares any ways, chavs are on the uprise all over this area of england…
i live in a place called chesterton there are about 5 rockers i wud say in the hole of chesterton the rest are all pure chavs…
i think if killin people with a sword was legal everyone in chesterton and newcastle wud be dead since they are all chavs…. they piss me off soooooo badly
“ya what m8…what ya lookin ya m8? aye aye ya what”
“whats the first question asked at a chav pub quiz”
“what ya looking at m8″
lol hehehe i love those jokes
some people on here saying these sites take it too far… i dnt think its taken far enuff think bout it
chavs are on the up rise and taking over soon….
i dunno pisses me off to see a few gals from high skool pushing kids around its like u jus wasted ur life darling…. but they hav plenty of money dnt they pft…
I am from Stoke also, Meir Park in fact (for i-hate-chavs) and I agree with almost every point been made. Hanley is infested by Chavs, Most of the parks (most of them, not all) are inhabited by Chavs and some places like Benteley are also 99% chav inhabited. However, there are a few points i disagree with.
As I said i live in Meir Park. Now Meir Park isnt as big as many think, and although seeng plenty of Chavs it isnt completely inhabited by them. Most Chavs travel from surrounding areas such as Blythe Bridge and the near chav-haven Meir. There are chavs in Meir Park, but there are almost anywhere in Britain today.
also – rubbish schools. Not true. I go to Newcastle under Lyme School, a private school that has very very good A level results over its history. There are some rubish school, but there are a few good ones.
Now, after my rant – everything else is spot on. There are areas in Meir and Hanley that you cannot walk through not wearing trackies tucked into your socks without having funny looks being fired at you or being called a goth if you wear any other item of clothing that they would not wear. I love Stoke but not its infestation Chavs.
Thanks for listening, rightbackgranty
Ok im not a chav my self but alot of people get mixed up with chavs townies or trendies
trendies and townies i think are basicly the same
newcastle town center is full of chavs and townies the differnce between chavs and townies is chavs are dick heads always looking for a fight for instance commanly known scrubber chavs always in rebok track suits in newcastle are chavs from pooldam hanging round the warner village cinema
me and my m8s the other day went get some chips and sum dick from pooldam with his mates started us he was only small he looked 11 years old his name is dan huse i think and is actuly 17 well it was 4 against 5 and we all got fighting and kicked there ass and they ran and now only seem to be confronting us and starting us if they see us alone if u ever want twat sum chav scum look fur a short little 4 foot chav twat and hit him
any way back to the point stoke aint over run by chavs id say only 25% are chavs rest are trendys/townies and punk/goth/rockers
chavs seem to run stoke because they cause the most trouble just think about it ok???
LOL very accurately put. I had a good laugh when I read this, you are spot on!
So so true! I unfortunately decided to study up here in Stoke…what a mistake! Nothing wrong with the Student Campus, but as soon as you start to walk up College Road towards Hanley, the chavness starts to show. One of my mates got mugged last year in Stoke town centre in broad daylight on a Sunday by a big ring wearing smack head Stokie! No doubt these will be the longest 3 years of my life as I truely detest the place.
And why is it every time I come back after a visit back home the sun is shining, but as soon as you get past Wolverhampton and see Stoke signposted it starts to piss it down???
Blair and Bush should never have bombed Iraq, they should have nuked Stoke-on-Trent