Brierley Hill has got to be the chav center of the universe!
It is hard not to spot a Vauxhall nova wheel spinning or racing around the local shopping centre roads of Merry Hill, barely missing the old aged pensioners and this is just a Monday morning. The local KFC car park has been turned into what can only be described as a Vauxhall Nova Dealership, and is best avoided by the hungry passer by, for fear of their own safety e.g. being mugged, beaten up or vomited upon by the pikey’s.
The local high street is a good place to spot the more mature chav as they frequent the local pub ‘The Turks head’ as it is in easy walking distance of the local pizza parlors and a five minute walk to Brierley Hill flats where this class of scum live and breed like sewer rats.
It should also be noted that many a chav will stray into the local nightspot of the ‘Waterfront’ to mingle with the normal people. Here they show off there skills at picking a fight with the biggest bouncer they can find, often popping open the fake Armani shirt to show off their emancipated figure, to strike fear into the heart of said bouncers, before fleeing with a bloody nose.
On a Saturday afternoon after a hard nights drinking and fighting the chav “female” can be spotted dragging their eight kids (six different Dad’s – CSA reports pending on the youngest two) around with the hung over skinny chav boyfriend, usually shopping in the local boutique ‘Brierley Hill Market’ for the latest chav designs along with the weeks groceries consisting of 400 cigarettes, numerous bags of cheap crisps for the kids and the ultimate hangover cure of a big bag of hairy pork scratching.
The more up market chav can often be found in Brierley Hills flag ship store of ‘Poundland’ where £5 will easily buy the xmas presents for their mom, wife and kids/step kids (note: I have omitted the fact that they buy their dad a gift as he ran off when they where 5 with their mom’s sister)
Brierley Hill can be best be summed up by the local arms store selling the latest ‘Burberry Flak jackets & body armour, along with the latest weapons, including ground to air missiles, displayed in the window, for the more aspiring chav.
Spot on sir!!
We spent 8 years living in Brierley Hill ( 7.9 years too long).
Every aspect of what the writer said is true.
The whole area is an absolute shit hole, for want of a better word, sadly this was the most appropriate adjective I could come up with.
The majority of the town is populated by single moms pushing snotty nosed kids round in the most up to date push chairs that benefits can buy, buying cheap shit from the markets and poundshop to shut the kids up whilst they hang around the Moore Centre waiting for life to happen! Get out while you can!
This article is funny, i live in Brierley Hill but yes, alot of its like this! What i found more funny is the person that wrote this, while abusing the Brierley Hillians with this A+ piece of observational journalism, cant spell and doesnt know the difference between where and were! YOU SIR, need to eat more hairy pork “scratchings”.
Over and out,
Gizzagu!
Haha this site made me laugh SO much.
I dislike this area, but it’s bearable. I’ve lived here 12 years now, i’ve seen it change and get better, and get worse! I mean, c’mon, kids were being snatched! But the police don’t help, they’re scared of the people that live here!
I’ve had good memories here, made great friends, and had fun. Now i want to move and get on with my life. But it’s not at all THAT bad!
You have blown it up too much! It’s live able, and i do not care if that isn’t a word! Paha.
Ummm… I live in Brierley Hill aswell, just wanted to point out that you illiterate idiots aren’t making it any easier on us by spelling like…. err, chavs.
wtff !!!!
i live in brierley hill yah cheeky cunts !!!!
we ay all fuckin chavs an piss eds yah know??!?!?!?
the girls ay slags . we doe go around wid 6 kids in toww !!!
the most people ave round here is 3/4 so yhuu lot cn stfu!!
an id like yhuu to say thaa to the “pikeys” faces .. yhuud get knowed clean out & just cus theres sum chavs/huligans rwn here doe mean yhuu cn judge a book by it cova !!!!!!11
brierley hill hood is da place to be and i live in da flats ya should try living there there are more bloody emos then chav just latly and there just f**ked up keep on how shit life is and trying to cut them self i tell ya if thay ask nice i will do it fo them lol
YOU MUST BE JOKING!
This is stu and ben y r all u fukin greebos slaggin the girlz off 4 ? we no y, its cuz they r all fitter than u and they can get decent boyfriends unlike u lot.
u only turned into greebos cuz u r the rejects. And no 1 got on wiv u. remember up the quarry wen u lot got fuked up its bcuz u r fukin greebos and no1 likes ya.
jodie williams i grew up wiv ya round rookery park and i thought u were always alrite but u turned into a scruffy fukin greebo and no 1 likes ya u fat bitch.
And y the fuk did sarah freeman turn into a greebo she is fit man but she turned into a greebo and shes fukin rotten now.
well we gota go now but we will c u sum time in a bitch greebos c ya l8r stu and ben
what the f**k!!!!!
u lot am f**ked up man, making out my erea is full of tramps, u wana fix up!!!!!!!!!
who the f**k are ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow i go down mezza, in a fukin calibra, so wats this bout novas??????
talk sense if ya gona talk at all!!!!!!!!
and i dow live in the flats, i ay got kidz, i dow just shop at the market, and i defantly dow ware fake burbury so what shit u talking!!!!!!!!
Spot on, living in the town is a nightmare since the evolution of merry hill (damn KFC)
lets sort out an alliance and buy the turks head – its up for let as we speak!!! get the chavs out and establish the first chav ban in dudley borough! you know you want to!!!
gotta love those Oakley or 3am racing or other such stickers in the (blacked out) windows.
“It looks great, doe it”
this is so true……brieleley hill and the dudley area is the chav centre of the universe!any one walking though merry hill can see this wen they witness the abundance of clown pendent and 6 foot gold hoop earrings!