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Faversham. Or, as it’s become affectionately known, Chaversham. Home of the Chav. Hell to anyone who possesses an IQ above 35.

Here, the main industries are beer brewing, and fish and chip shops. Both of these treats make up a bulky part of the average chav’s evening. The town centre becomes unapproachable after 5:30pm, with the last daring shoppers scurrying home quickly, lest they be mugged. While Faversham has a healthy chav population in the town by day, in the evening this increases tenfold, to the sound of “alwight?” and “fancy a fish n chips?” Usually chugging White Lightening, and some still wearing their scruffy shirts from one of the schools nearby, these are the the younger breed of chav… like those scrappy little dogs that their mothers own, they are all bark and no bite. What a bark, though. The indignant shout of one of the youth chavs, complaining about the baseball cap which has been whisked off his head by a mischievous friend, has been known to reach 130 decibels.

Faversham town centre belongs to these chavs until 7:30pm, when there is a suddenly a mass exodus home, to catch EastEnders. 90% of their conversations at school tomorrow will be about this show, and to miss it is social suicide. This is a lesson that Danni, now a low-ranking chav, learnt the hard way.

For five minutes, Faversham is safe. And then, with a succession of “I’m goin’ ooot” and the slam of cheap plywood doors, the next wave of chav arrives. These are the ones you don’t want to mess with. To insult one of them is to insult their family, and some of them have mighty big families. They must have at least 3 items of heavy gold jewellery showing, or there is a chance they will be mistaken for an outsider, and jumped upon outside the local Tesco cashpoint. For most of these chavs, simply loitering around the pedestrian roundabout with a package of greasy chips [and copious amounts of vinegar] is considered a good night out. Chavs also court each other here, with the most popular chat-up line being; “Scuse me, what time do yer legs open?”

A slightly richer breed of chav will crave something more, however, and at 9pm, about 10% of the chav population leap into their modified cars and careen over to “The Biz” nightclub, where they hope to get high off some of the discarded needles usually scattered on the grass outside. The night isn’t considered a success unless at least one fight is started.

Beware Faversham. Beware its grimy streets, and its filthy shops. But most of all, beware the chavs. They have made this place their home, and they don’t want any outsiders changing that.

23 Responses

  1. Jason ate says:

    Come down ospringe posh c**ts and call us all chavs there – come on I’ll dare you . The thing is all you c**ts that slate people down are just snobby egotistic pricks , cause you can’t go up to our face and say this s**t na , you got to go on social media and portray us on there your all cowardish pricks lol

  2. Mike the pike says:

    Seriously this makes me sick when I here posts like this . Cause he’s wearing adidas jogging bottoms it doesn’t mean he’s lesser than you and because he didn’t get the same education as you he’s lesser than you , all this posh ignorance . What really is the definition of a chav (council housed and violenced) why do we have to mock people in society who have had more misfortune than you . I thought mankind was supposed to be civil but by this evidence obviously not . You posh c**ts are just digging a bigger hole for yourselfs your ignorance will just cause more uproar by the working class people

  3. Geezer 15 says:

    It does make me laugh how snobbery this country has got , I mean cause he’s wearing adidas jogging bottoms he’s lesser than you are and cause he’s not priveliged to get the education you got and brought up the same snobbery way as you he’s instantly chav . At the end of the day snobby c**ts it really doesn’t matter what you cause we have a good time on a Friday were not living a s**tty fake life , seriously when you posh little comfotable life’s finish I will do a dance on your graves pricks

  4. goldilocks and the three pubes says:

    I lived in faversham for a year and tell ya what since I moved away that the only town I wanted to move back to tidy weather decent people so what if we’re all chavvys yer u have the odd few tear ups there I think it’s a funny town and I wanna move back coz not once have I ever had a problem in that town and I’ve been to loads of places in Kent anywhere is bad u just have to be in the wrong place at the wrong time south east London ain’t bad either all us south east are civilised people always twats like u that put us down no wonder we can’t stand the rich snotty c**ts always think they got it hard and also what’s wrong with people who drink this is England we live how we wanna live don’t like us f**k off keep ur s**t to urselves we got pride u ain’t

  5. Paul says:

    Fav Chavs Betty I think you was just taking the piss out of the way this man Depicts people’s lifestyles this man is no better than a Social racist , pure and utter snob who thinks that he’s better than everyone . People are so greedy this day and age ( posh and middle class scum ) . ID RATHER BE A CHAV THAN BE A SNOBBY NARROW MINDED PRICK

  6. Fav Chavs Betty says:

    Were never die we’re never die we’ll keep the keep the chav flag flying high go on f**k of all you posh miserable c**ts at least we enjoy ourselves with our 10 pints of lager and our half a gram of sniff and least we beat people up I reckon they should do The only way is Faversham Cause we run town we run the town Come On you posh gorgerbreads bring it On a friday night if you do your gonna get f**ked up Us Chavs well never die because we run this town also the Chavs run chatham and sittingboune so you posh miserable old c**ts are the minority now lolololololi oh and who watched eastenders last night could never miss a single episode of that show and shameless when it comes back on

  7. What SNOB WROTE THIS !! haha pull your head out your arse !!!! says:

    HAHA WHAT SAD OLD MAN/WOMEN ROTE THIS? SUCH A LOW LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  8. alice says:

    I’m 14, have lived in Faversham since the age of 6. I go to the Abbey School, a school famed for being ‘rough’ and full of ‘chavs.’ Just to set the record straight, I hate this back-end town, and I hate everyone in it who have the combined IQ of a ham sandwich. Of course, there are some nice people, the occasional sweet little shop, and Faversham is no were near as poor as Margate.
    As for the comment about being unable to walk to streets after a certain time- complete crap. If you feel threatened in this backend Kentish town you should never go to rough places in London. I feel perfectly safe walking about at night, other people’s stupidity strikes me as amusing.

    • Bob says:

      This is all bull s**t

      Faversham may have the odd bad person and so does every ware
      London cough cough

      It has a lot of heratage and I’ll have you know that king Steven and his wife where buried here

      With a lot of small local shops compeating with 3 large supermarkets I think it is doing much better then a lot of other places (Dover)

      So you can stick that up your arses you f**ked up son of a bitches

      • Bob says:

        Also most of the gunpowder guy fakes used was made in faversham and there was enough to blow a 1 mile crater

        If only he lit the f**king fuse

  9. Someone who does wasn't to attacked by chavs says:

    I was in the recreation ground once I a boy on a bike started to swear at me for no apparent reason I said to him that I like your chavmobile and he walked off annoyed ( I was lucky.)
    However it was not long until an older chav ‘started on me’ saying that I was bulling these accuses for humans and how he was going to kill me.
    I ran and escaped the clutches of the beast

  10. faversham boy says:

    Lived in Faversham most of my live and i agree it does have its fair share of chav’s or pikies as they are known to the local, also there are to many food outlets in the high street, but to say the town becomes is a no go zone after a certain time is rubbish , I can walk down that high street any time of the day or evening with out any worries , most of the locals are friendly its only the select few who ruin it for other like you get in every town, if you really want to see real chav’s go to Sittingbourne or Chatham.

  11. Emily says:

    Not only do I find this article highly misconstrued, it is also highly unacknowledged of the true ethos of Faversham! I have lived here since the age of six, and though yes, admittedly, there is a large number of chavs with disgusting attitudes, I ask you to go to any town and not point out their own personal community of chavs. I’d say Canterbury was a lot more dangerous when considering the drug/crime culture when it comes to the chav population, and if you actually go to Faversham after eight o’clock the streets and the rec are all basically deserted unless you count the weekend. And who doesn’t, chav or not, get extremely drunk and aggressive, anywhere in the world on a Saturday night?

    Faversham has a beautiful and valuable history and the community of Faversham work to keep the locations old values in its buildings and industry. I also work in Faversham, so your point of it being ‘jobless’ is invalid.

    I wonder how long you have actually spent time in Faversham, or whether you are trying to make yourself sound ‘cool’ and ‘out there’ by slating it to the ground with this pointless article that, to be frank, has little substance and insults the people who actually love Faversham. This article makes you come across as arrogant and by belittling Faversham it seems you are trying to say that you, singularly, are better than the hundreds of people living here. Get a life

  12. anonymous says:

    I go to school in Faversham. It has delightful tudor aspects as well as the more recent victorian stuff. It is a really nice place, the only problem is the congestion from tesco, and that is more than balanced by the tesco itself. This report is entirely wrong…I’d like to say, but sadly i cannot, because it does have a chav problem. Yes, they might be nice people, but they can be quite intimidating, and we have just as much right to the streets as them, and having them being aggressive and on occasions throwing stuff and yelling abuse, they actually drew my blood with something they threw a few months ago. This town does have a problem, a large one, and it does has its good sides. it needs sorting out.

  13. oliver says:

    f**k off emma yer dirty northern bastard go f**k your self kent is the best county in england so do one

  14. Rich says:

    What the hell would you know.
    Before you start writing comments like this you should try living in the area for a while, then may then and only then, can you make a judgement. In the mean time sod off!

  15. Minuit60 says:

    Visit the town on any day of the week and you will see an inordinate number of people wandering about in their cheap, trashy clothing arranging to meet “dahn the Spoooons”, one of the local chav watering holes where a cheap pint and a fight can be had most nights of the week. Working is not an option in this s**te filled town. Must have accessories include snotty child in buggy clutching a bag of crisps whilst wildlife that would be of no interest to David Attenborough runs riot in its hair. The poor kid will have some exotic handle so it fits in with all the other snot nosed brats who will experience having at least 10 dads before it is 5 years old. Ideal night out in Faversham – have a bet, stagger to the Spoons, have a fight, get a kebab and then either on to the Chimney Boy or the Swan & Harlequin. The latter sports a regular customer who stands outside inviting everyone to go “f**king mental.” Throw up, preferably in some decent person’s doorway, have another fight, shout and scream until approx 3am and then stagger home ready to do it all again the next day. Laughably, the shops are open on what is known as “special Sundays because 10 “incomers” imagine this place is paradise. If you really want to know what this dump is like look at Katie’s comments above – that is if you can wade your way through her illiteracy. Unless she is a retarded 5 year old, her spelling and lack of grammar is truly painful – but indicative of the average chav from Fav.

    Jut heard about an elderly person who has just had his car trashed and his housebound neighbour now has to get up at 3am to catch the milkman because the thieving scum in this town think it is funny to pinch an old lady’s milk. This place needs a nice nuclear bomb. Unfortunately, rumour has it that cockroaches and Faversham scum can survive such an attack

    • Rich says:

      You twat. I could to any place in the country and slag it off and find things wrong with it.

      Do you have grammer schools where you are from? Do think that means that all people are like you say? Get a life and go back to your shallow life.

  16. Emma says:

    Am visiting a friend here; and I can say it’s filled with chavs. bloody hell. i’m 16 and my friends are 15, and her friends who live here are ALL chavs. it’s horrible. i’m from manchester myself, where we have our fair share of chavs but come on, these ones are just dispicable. the guys SPIT on the floor, so disgusting, and the girls look like sluts from the age of about 7. I can see now why Faversham is called Chaversham. Geograpically its such a nice place, and the weather is lovely, i just wish the chavs would bugger off back to their council flats!

  17. katie says:

    this site actually made me quite angery, there is no need for sites such as this and the person who made this has no doubt had a bad experiance with the so called chav and no has a chip on there shoulder i am niether a chav or grunger i am just a normal person who lives in faversham and i can say i have never had any problems in faversham and neither has any member of my family or freinds i do belive there is a lot of bad media about young people these days and as i grew up in faversham i no there is nothing else to do other then “hang” around the recreation ground and after a while that becomes boring so people then “hang” around town. the comment about the police is true there are not enough police around faversham but i also have whitnesed inccendents when police will wind people up and then arrest them. i do not agree with this site at all this is a very biast site some may even call it chaviest i mean it sounds silly but you can rasist about absolutly anything these day.

  18. C Taylor says:

    Try visiting Faversham and then i look forward to you publishing your retraction and your apology!!!!!!!

    • Ben Miller says:

      Faversham is the worst place in Kent, and i live in Margate, so that’s saying something
      It’s the only place in England where i’ve seen a 20-something odd start on a 11 year old and his younger brother

  19. MattyBoy says:
    Having moved to the other side of the world recently I find that I am really missing Faversham and agree wholeheartedly with comments that Faversham could be the best town in the South of England…but for the chav scum.
    Go to the town during Hop Festival in September just to see what it could be like! My father explained to me that it all went to Sh*t when they built these sink estates after WW2 and sent all the skank down from London to beautiful rural Kent.

    Now I’m not sure if I agree with this idyllic Darling Buds of May premise, but I would suggest it may have a grain of truth to it!

    I’m far from being true blue and far from wanting a police state, but on no-go nights like those described I would have liked Faversham to have been thrown back in time and to have seen some beat bobbies on foot (not in bloody cars, just reacting to sh*t that‘s already happened) kicking some chav arse and telling them to go home to their mum’s (and possibly Dad’s if they lucky) and explain what they have been doing… I.e. abusing people, graffitiing buildings, shop lifting, joyriding, underage drinking and just generally wasting their lives being unpleasant to anyone they encounter… becoz I can innit!
    If towns like Faversham actually employed police then Kent Police would be accountable for the shambles that they are and we would not have a massive Victorian police station just used as a tea break stop and car park for the so called 1 police car “rural patrol” policing a town of over 25,000 people.
    What a joke…
    So let the chavs win, let them spoil it for all of you and abuse you in the street, don’t do anything about it… but Faversham could be a GREAT place to live and maybe one day it will be!
    BTW – I do not condone any vigilantism against chavs unless you are sure you will not be caught!

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